>coworker you were sure was older than you turns out to be younger
Im old
Coworker you were sure was older than you turns out to be younger
I feel that way every time I ID someone for alchahol.
Old Boomer Hanner had a farm
Eei Eei Oh
and on that farm he had a Bunny
Eei Eei Oh
and on that farm he had a Bird
Eei Eei Oh
and on that farm he had a Dog
Eei Eei Oh
bleed redditors i want you dead
>tfw people assume my younger brother is older than me
Make me bleed then, coward!
like that axe wound isn't bleeding """""""""""you"""""""" out already
Sorry i dont get periods
is it just me or is there an epidemic of homosexual Europeans who brag too much
periods? pftsh, as if
>Tfw youngest nephew just moved out on his own.
>Tfw held him as an infant.
Some people look rlly cute when they get older.
I think you'll be like that Hanny.
Anyway we are all in it together so don't feel worried about it.
its what on the inside that makes you special anyway ya know.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
thanks user, imma go take some anti anxiety pills before i have a premature midlife crisis
what do you take, xanax?
Atarax
Barber once asked me why I'm skipping high school.
I'm 21
Ow
Do you have a baby face?
Not only that I look like a cock sucker.
>>coworker you were sure was older than you turns out to be younger
hanner are you drunk?
hahahahah what does that mean?
It means that guys in public sometimes make fun of my appearance.
I'd be walking by and they would sexually say hello to me and laugh trying to get a reaction.
probably cos you're got little twig arms and walk like a homo by swishing from side to side you little faggot
wtf you must be scarily good looking
I keep my hands in my pocket.
Don't feel comfortable.
Not really.
I just don't look intimidating that's all.
I look approachable.
>I just don't look intimidating that's all.
cos you look like a beta male that's why
Maybe I am.
cute. you sound like you need a toughboi to protect you.
contact me when you become gay okay!
I always have tough boys protecting me.
But im sorry forest.
You're not tall enough to protect me.
Cut off point is 6'0.
I don't want to be the one protecting you.
i'm embarrassed now
Maybe one day you will grow up to be tall and strong.
You still got some years and inches in you.
i'm gonna use ancient wisdom to make myself 3 meters tall
Be careful what you wish for.
im 6'2“ :3
I might be slightly overworked....