This is a joke, chill

How to start a communist revaluation?

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slit your throat

Calm down, Comrade Pinkybong.

slice your throat potatonigger commie avatarfaggot namefaggot attentionwhore summerfag discordnigger

offer to redistribute the means of reproduction

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By working for free

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I-Isreal-kun... I was joking... Don't have me :(

But I have no power ? ?

i will when you slit your throat

I can help you. But only if you Post tum.

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you are continuing karens legacy

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I'm bored tonight and got nothing to do so I decided to come back after two days. I miss you guys, you're my frens.

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welcome back my dear karen

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I missed you most.

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You're both so sweet.

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its your lucky day, we may get to see kalashnis tum tum today you never know

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elon musk says he will have made a supercomputer with human-level intelligence within the next five years

there will be a commie revolution surely by the 2030's when the robots have taken everybody's jobs

I hate my body tho ;_;

receipts from the moving company

More gay porn
More RATM

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I won't discriminate.
Tum is Tum.

Except Karen tho.

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describe your tum in in vivid detail.

i can do it first. its flat and still have some visible abs but they're blurry since i went on a bulk. and it has some hair on it.

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Pick out your course yet?

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It's pretty average, you can [kinda] see my hip bones and it's kind of hairy but my hair is light so you can't really see it =w=

I won't to see them so bad now.

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Want

i have a picture of me shirtless when i was 18 and 60kg but i was so thin its embarrassing

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>////

I think I'm 60kg right now.
Don't look too bad and I'm 2 inches taller.

I'll be waiting

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I spoke to someone at the gym, the personal trainer there is on holiday atm so he's gonna ring me when he gets back to discuss the best courses.

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here ya go.

this was before my bulk. my strength/power training consisted mainly of handstand pushups, one arm pull ups, hill sprints and one arm handstands.

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Nice chest but who wears their pants so high?

That good.
So when are you gonna go out? To a bar or nightclub?

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Same energy

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its a sash made of silk. i was cosplaying bruce lee

yeah its a pretty common martial arts attire

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Hehe

Are you going for bear mode?

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nooo i can't be that heavy. i've already sacrificed valuable centimeters away from my vertical jump.

are you planning on bulking up any time in the future?

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2-D?? Is that you?

it was me before i decided to gain weight.

every important performance muscle was well developed and every ounce of excess fat was starved off. prime condition for a martial artist.

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I find it impossible to gain weight.

I'm just going to stick to lifting a twink skeleton body.

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Your all so hot ;;

I feel so skinny-

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Do you have a handsome face too?
I asked some guy at work but I don't think he's interested desu. I think he feels a bit under me cos he's short and chubby lol. He probably thinks I'm gonna get loads of girls and he won't.
So no probably not, and I don't fancy going on my own.

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So what you're implying is you're a lil fatty

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i-I'M NOT FAT! i still have visible abs!

hehe kinda

>hot
huh do you really thinks so?
i can help you get into better shape if you'd like.

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I am trying to get over a eating disorder so... Doing exercise is a big no for me. Maybe when i'm better. Also yes, your very hot.

Feels bad man.


I bet you have chicken legs.

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Ever consider joining a gym?

Its hard for us skeletons to gain weight.

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I was into exercise for a long time, But it just triggers me now kek.
I am getting better tho =w=

oh not the slightest. i take my jumping and kicking power very seriously so my hamstrings and bumbum are a priority.

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Well hey.


Forest can lift 100kg while I can only lift 20kg

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My bones crack when I squat.

You must be a strong boi.

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Just kys

Ivanski, this was a joke.

`w`

>sacrificed valuable centimeters away from my vertical jump.
I wish I could make a real one legged jump.
>187 cm, 88 kilos
I'm pretty good with my Fudoshin defensive stances and on the floor.
But Jumping for a destructive straight heel kick in the opponent's face, no. I can't really do that with my frame.

What's your diet like? I'm on a very low fat and carb, but high protein diet. The only bit of fat I eat is milk from porridge in the morning and some almonds. I've heard if you want visible abs you CANNOT have any saturated fats like ice cream, chocolate pizza and all junk food.

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Hey there Kalashni, it’s me, Elliot Rodger. I had my Cancer games held yesterday, and I’m holding them today at some point.

Whats your max lift on anything?

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Bum bum is a priority so you can take meat there. :^)

What time for me? ^-^

About 68KG I can do about 20-25 in a row, I could go higher KG and do less but I don't. I do a mix of cardio and weights. If you want a six pack you must do cardio to get your fat percentage down.

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if your knees crack when you squat its likely because of weak gluteus medius muscles which is very common. they make it so that your legs don't abduct during squats which causes your patella to stray from its intended path in the knee, which is the pop you hear.

damn you could really do some serious damage with your frame alone. the fact that you know martial arts makes you L E T H A L.

vegan my whole training career. i'd say probably 80% of my calories come from carbohydrates. the other 10% are fats and proteins.

no dummy! the bum bum is made to push your hips into anterior pelvic tilt, aka for thrusting. glutes are made for thrusting milves.

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Isn't too many cabs bad though? I heard they make you bloated.

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I've made a 95 kg five series bench press. I still felt aerobic after doing that.
I'm mot into bodybuilding but working with my cardio and stamina.

maybe some people, not me personally tho.
the only thing that really makes me bloated is salt.

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>damn you could really do some serious damage with your frame alone. the fact that you know martial arts makes you L E T H A L.
:DDD Some day I want to meet you on a tatami for a nice sparring.
I am not a lethal person by nature at all. No way.
I snap for completely different reasons :DDD

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you think about the thing and then weigh its good aspects and the bad aspects and look wich one overweighs the other and decide according to the result

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Irish fren, if you really want to get into shape you've got to change your diet and take some sports supplements. You need lots and lots of nutrition. I take Test Xtreme from Amazon, they're full of nutrients you need in a day.

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My stomach can't process it.


I used to do scoops for 2 months and I felt sick to my stomach.
Felt like torture.
Also shit is way too expensive. I also can't drink milk without getting stomach pain.

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Well, eat lots of protein instead then and take multivitamins, you can get them cheap from a chemist.

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do supplements even do that much? i'd imagine if you have a good balanced diet you wouldn't need to add anything supplementary to it, no?

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Also have lots of fiber in your diet too so you don't get constipated. :D

Do those really make much of a difference?

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No they actually do help, I also take Iodine. Iodine is found in seafood, apparently people in the western world don't have enough iodine because we don't eat much fish. As you can imagine the Japanese have high amounts of iodine in their system. It's good for your thyroid, skin hair and brain function.

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oh yeah, i actually put sea vegetables in my salads to get iodine. other than that i just take b12 which is absolutely imperative for vegans.

can you believe that the irish boy won't let me protecc him from bullies because i'm too short!

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When I'm going back to college then I'll try to get Jow Forums again, but now I'll drink my hunger away with kofe

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Are you still cycling?

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Been slacking a bit but yes sir.

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>can you believe that the irish boy won't let me protecc him from bullies because i'm too short!
I wouldn't worry, he won't let me protect him either.

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I guess your issue is that you do not practice anything physical.

You need to get your body moving. That's all there is.
Genuinely a true story: I know a dude who got into physical exercises by just randomly dancing in front of a large mirror with music playing. Doing that for awhile he gathered the necessary courage to join to a random beginners hip hop class at a local Community College. He is an awesome dude today, and my close workmate. Ladies like dude, may I add.

I actually went gym every morning during college.

>slacking
>post Joseph joestar

It all adds up.

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he is a weirdo.

lets kidnap him and slam him onto the bad and forcefully cuddle him

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kalashni your commie thread was turned into a fitness tread.

i hope you didn't mind us derailing it

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You're tall enough unlike some people

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No, lets tie him up and force him to watch violent horror movies and dark music.

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secx with bourgeoisie. ..

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>gym
There are a fuckton of ways more to get your ass moving.
Join a class. You will join a team.

>hao to start commie reevaluation?
Oh, that's quite simple, friend, let me show you how to do just that in ten simple steps.
Step 1: Be a communist
Step 2: Get popular among communists
Step 3: Get exiled to Switzerland
Step 4: Wait until a World War
Step 5: Wait until the losing side decides to ask you for help
Step 6: Get money and guns from the losing side and go back to your country
Step 7: Gather people willing to fight for the revolution either for money or actually communism
Step 8: Give the ruler(s) an ultimatum
Step 9: ?????
Step 10: Profit

I’m thinking in about 2 or 3 hours. It’s hard responding caused im on a short overnight trip and where I’m at has bad service cause it’s an RV park where I’m at.

:DDD

And sit him on my lap and force feed him porridge and vegetables. Then spank his bum fifty times and bully him into doing squats. We'll paint his face white and put black make up over his eyes too.

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o-okay karen... you're being even too dark for me now

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I might get some face paint some time and see what I look like as Marilyn Manson lol.

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You'll treat me good right?

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it would probably be fun to put corpse paint on and play black metal. do you play any instrument by any chance?

yes me dear. i just wanna hold you a little bit.

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No I don't...

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Do you like this dark electro song?

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