Go to walmart

>go to walmart
>don't get shot

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>Buy one chicken leg and go broke

>shoot self

>but not being able to afford a celery stick

>Be Canadian
>Go to jail for years for misgendering Xer
Enjoy your tarrifs, dog fucker. Also higher rate of homicides in GTA than NYC from tan Canadians

U are chinese

Nobody pulls mk-ultra ops in Leafland because you are already abject slaves, nothing more is needed.

Unlike America, where freedom still rings.

Have sex.

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Dilate

Show me one Canadian jailed for misgendering

boring~

classic canadian bantre

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>be canadian
>get cold

>go to [location in Germany]
>get [German verb]

Hello civvies why do so many of you hate us army frens I was going to tims in uniform on break and a woman started screaming at me calling me a psychopath and a baby killer. Y?

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Thank you for your service.

Pls no i only waste tax payer money sitting around playing COD, no deployments :(

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HOWDY!

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soulless

>South ontario is full of shitskin and druggies
>North ontario is NOTHING but forrest
>the west is NOTHING but fields
>British columbia is full of shitskins, hippies, and druggies
>The north is a fucking wasteland where the struggle is so real, even young children are an heroing
>I dont know shit about quebec Montreal looks kinda degenerate
>in the atlantic, EVERYTHING is expensive except the seafood and the housing

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>pay taxes
>pay more taxes
>pay even more taxes
>go broke

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The West includes the Rocky Mountains and 3/4 Alberta lives in 2 large cities. The BC interior is very whitebread, as is Vancouver Island. Montréal is an absolutely incredible city and the Maritimes is like Canada's special ed. class.

>go to walmart
>don't slip on maple syrup

>go to whole foods
>survive

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>all these mad americans in this thread
Just admit your country is a joke

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>North ontario is NOTHING but forrest

Imagine sucking so much american dick, this is a negative thing.

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