>go to walmart
>don't get shot
Go to walmart
>Buy one chicken leg and go broke
>shoot self
>but not being able to afford a celery stick
>Be Canadian
>Go to jail for years for misgendering Xer
Enjoy your tarrifs, dog fucker. Also higher rate of homicides in GTA than NYC from tan Canadians
U are chinese
Nobody pulls mk-ultra ops in Leafland because you are already abject slaves, nothing more is needed.
Unlike America, where freedom still rings.
Have sex.
Dilate
Show me one Canadian jailed for misgendering
boring~
classic canadian bantre
>be canadian
>get cold
>go to [location in Germany]
>get [German verb]
Hello civvies why do so many of you hate us army frens I was going to tims in uniform on break and a woman started screaming at me calling me a psychopath and a baby killer. Y?
Thank you for your service.
Pls no i only waste tax payer money sitting around playing COD, no deployments :(
HOWDY!
soulless
>South ontario is full of shitskin and druggies
>North ontario is NOTHING but forrest
>the west is NOTHING but fields
>British columbia is full of shitskins, hippies, and druggies
>The north is a fucking wasteland where the struggle is so real, even young children are an heroing
>I dont know shit about quebec Montreal looks kinda degenerate
>in the atlantic, EVERYTHING is expensive except the seafood and the housing
>pay taxes
>pay more taxes
>pay even more taxes
>go broke
The West includes the Rocky Mountains and 3/4 Alberta lives in 2 large cities. The BC interior is very whitebread, as is Vancouver Island. Montréal is an absolutely incredible city and the Maritimes is like Canada's special ed. class.
>go to walmart
>don't slip on maple syrup
>go to whole foods
>survive
>all these mad americans in this thread
Just admit your country is a joke
>North ontario is NOTHING but forrest
Imagine sucking so much american dick, this is a negative thing.