i just want some succ and some pussy/bussy
is this too much to ask for?
I just want some succ and some pussy/bussy
Landon Peterson
Wyatt Flores
no suck 4u
Ryder Anderson
Yup. You gotta suffer for it.
Lincoln Ramirez
normie what do you do to get succ and fucc usually?
Christopher Taylor
Exist. You really want me to answer this question?
Lincoln Gutierrez
i'm doing that right now but nothing is happening
do you think i have to leave my room?
Andrew Morales
Nah I don't. At least not to get laid or setup for getting laid when I'm single. If I do go outside then I'll get someone to fuck me. It's really not that hard forest.
Angel Cook
>i just want some succ and some pussy/bussy
if you want some bussy its only fair to expect some dick too boi
David Wilson
i am autism so i don't think its easy.
do you think girls and cuteboys like martial artists?
i mean yeah i expect it to be there but not do much else. as long as it doesn't come near my rectum or oral cavity i will be fine.
Ryder Watson
yes
Christopher Morris
it might be easier if you lower those requirements
Nicholas James
>do you think girls and cuteboys like martial artists?
I havent had much luck with this yet, although cute girls and boys take such classes.
>i mean yeah i expect it to be there but not do much else. as long as it doesn't come near my rectum or oral cavity i will be fine.
you should expect it to be near one or both of those locations as a principal
Grayson Butler
>that name
Why are you doing this user? D:
Yes they do. It's something they don't do. When are you faggots going to realize that what bant calls cringy autism is actually charm?
>lol martial arts are autistic
>Hey I saw you practicing in the dojo that's really cool
>thanks I hope one day I can be good enough to protect my future wife
>*girl eyes*
>can we get dinner forest?
Being who you are and unashamed is what makes people sexy enough to get laid.
Nigga how is a bitch gonna know you want her guts if you don't say anything?
>wants dick around but nothing else
Yeah nah forest stop pretending to be gay. That's fucked m8. Complete disregard for their emotions.
Ryder Phillips
>Why are you doing this user? D:
Because you are cute and I enjoy simultaneously stroking your ego and making you wary at the same time
Adrian Thomas
you're fucking crazy
>you should expect it to be near one or both of those locations as a principal
oof. i don't think i like boys anymore. maybe i should just stick to girls.
>When are you faggots going to realize that what bant calls cringy autism is actually charm?
>Being who you are and unashamed is what makes people sexy enough to get laid.
wow this is genuine good advice. i've thought about going to a park to train instead of just my back yard, and maybe practice at talking to girlies. as of now i've only really flirted with girls via eye contact or discord/snapchat, by never developed the social skill to do it irl.
>Yeah nah forest stop pretending to be gay. That's fucked m8. Complete disregard for their emotions.
norway has the biggest one night stand culture in the entire world. everyone disregards each others emotions over here.
Dominic Gomez
>maybe i should just stick to girls.
yes and stop orbiting trannies
Easton Watson
>you are cute
Objectively incorrect.
>your ego
Why? What do you have to gain?
You have to just be who you are Forest. How could you expect someone to love you for you if even you don't like or can't be you? Live fake get faked.
That applies to your cultural normative degenerate.
Love fake get faked.
Stop acting gay if you don't like dick.
Isaiah Lee
>Stop acting gay if you don't like dick.
what if i still like cuddling boys and likes their bussies?
Ethan Edwards
>Objectively incorrect.
-shrugs-, would it make you feel better if I said you weren't but continued to believe the opposite regardless? that can be arranged.
>Why? What do you have to gain?
fun times and cuddles, ostensibly.
>oof. i don't think i like boys anymore. maybe i should just stick to girls.
Have you considered girls(boys)? They might be your speed. (memes aside though, finding a girly boy to give succ would prob not be hard)
>norway has the biggest one night stand culture in the entire world. everyone disregards each others emotions over here.
sad. dats what I hate about big cities. It feels pretty bad over here too.
> as of now i've only really flirted with girls via eye contact
are you me? wait i actually moved past eye contact phase to text messaging phase and showing off my technical skillz phase, but still only barely.
Liam Bailey
Then cuddle them, give them a kiss on the forehead and tell them you appreciate them letting you do this then maybe do something with their butte but don't galavant around like you're some big homo when you don't even like dick. You're going to hurt someone. It's not fair to them and I don't care what culture you're from infatuation goes both ways and when it doesn't it's hell.
Stahp gae forest.
Gavin Gonzalez
j-just trying to help...
John Nguyen
you could atleast learn to like succ bepis
Adam Gonzalez
post legs
Ryan Perry
n-no...
forest you have to focus...
Charles Sanders
bois = bad
girls = good
say NO to boy legs
Nathan Ward
>on't galavant around like you're some big homo
i'm so confused. i don't even do this
Christian Hughes
>fun times and cuddles
You most likely won't get either. I'm boring and ugly so even cuddles wouldn't be good. Plus I'm a smol boi. I weigh less than the cost of a sprite in an American 7-11. Nobody wants a spooky skeleton cuddling with them. They all want large bois.
Cooper Rivera
>you could atleast learn to like succ bepis
this. if you are gonna get with the boys, you gotta put in a little bit of effort.
>i'm so confused. i don't even do this
> posting anime girls and cuteposting on Jow Forums
> not gallavanting around like a homosexual
Kayden Roberts
>I just want some succ
some bussy
Big
Ian Nguyen
should i avatar fag as someone who looks more like me, like this boi?
>Plus I'm a smol boi
yes of course. i once had a dream that i was cuddling and kissing a boy and i felt really warm and good in my tummy when i woke up. so i daydream about cuddling and kissing boys as well as girls.
how smol are we talking here? i'm 175cm 80kg.
do you think i'm cuddleable?
Connor Reyes
fuck i fucked it up.
>Plus I'm a smol boi
how smol are we talking here? i'm 175cm 80kg.
do you think i'm cuddleable?
Xavier Lewis
dreams are different from reality
that doesnt mean you shouldnt try it
and yes thats still cuddleable
Camden Cruz
post bod
Zachary Carter
We all know you want this forest.
MILFS MILFS MILFS
Aiden Mitchell
Oh god Yuero numbers.
>5'8"
>176lbs~
You're a manlet..... No wonder you don't get laid XDXDXDXD
Can you even reach what you're trying to get at? Do you need a stool? XDXDXDXDXDXD
Very cuddleable size there shortyboi u3u
See Online, fantasy and real life are different. Irl has emotions that might make you puke or cry.
>how small?
6ft 125lbs so I'm gross in body and face
U-U
Isaiah Roberts
>I'm boring and ugly so even cuddles wouldn't be good.
don't say such things, I won't permit it on my Jow Forums
>You most likely won't get either.
can you blame a guy for trying? ...inb4 "yes, i already told you im a hopelessly lost cause and ugly, stop wasting your time blah blah blah"
>They all want large bois.
I'm already a large boi. I can't cuddle with other large bois because its immoral or something.
>Nobody wants a spooky skeleton cuddling with them.
> spooky
doubt
> skeleton
smol boys fit perfect on my tummy when Im laying on my back
Daniel Nguyen
i will never give up on milf
no! straightbois like you aren't supposed to be checking out other boys' physiques
perhaps you're right. we're gonna have to wait and see.
normie you're fucking anorexic. don't make me come over there and fatten you up!
Hudson Jenkins
I'm ugly and boring. That's why my bfs always leave.
Yes I can. I'm lost on someone else and I wouldn't want you to get hurt. I won't try to mislead you. Unless you're really serious about this then I have to give you your time.
I dun like large bois. I like bois my same size. Can you lose 125lbs? Because you're 2 of me.
I'm really not. My doc says my size is healthy. It's just I can't eat enough calories to get big anymore. I have other pepo you take care of.
Colton Price
We'll cook you a big meal, normie
Benjamin Brown
Its ok if I say no homo. Besides 175/80 can be literally anything. I'm at 176/63 and I think I'm fat and want to lose 2kg for example.
>6ft 125lbs
god damn it, eat something, skeletor
Hunter Jenkins
This thread has been claimed by the cult of ritsu. To save yourselves those cursed in this thread reply with «if u read this your mother dies in her sleep»
Leo Rodriguez
>should i avatar fag as someone who looks more like me, like this boi?
post mane; also, yes
>MILFS MILFS MILFS
ok now this is the post right here. you know what to do forest.
>6ft 125lbs so I'm gross in body and face
post tummy, skinny boi. for science. i have some doubt about the veracity of these numbahs
>don't make me come over there and fatten you up!
we're gonna get him on the in-n-out diet. nothing but double doubles and milkshakes for the next month.
Lincoln Perez
you think you're fat? when i was your weight i was ripped to the bone.
since then i have bulked up a lot, and now i'm a but embarrassed about my appearence because i don't have perfectly visible abs anymore.
Elijah Hughes
Get Jow Forums
Adding a bit of fat to your face makes it look better.
Whats up with that thread you made in the morning OwO?
Camden Foster
Idk green man
Sebastian Sanders
It was cute okay.
Don't call me green man
Isaac Nguyen
wtf why do you call him green man out of all things
Austin Bailey
shred right fucking now or else
>you think you're fat?
I have wierd genetics and bone structure and unrealistic perception of myself so yeah, I think I'm fat
Kayden Campbell
Oliver James
>shred right fucking now or else
i don't like my appearance right now necessarily but i can easily slam boys down at this weight tho~
Eli Martinez
Okey midorijin
U would want me to call him the potatoe lover? That was my first suggestion
Jack Wood
No.
I do. Bitch I'm laying in bed eating bacon right now.
>post tummy
Ok. I'm gross I know.
I am fit I just can't bulk.
Dylan Roberts
he said his name rhymes with uranus or anus so just call him anything that sounds like that
Cooper Rodriguez
Janus? Idkp
Nicholas James
blurry...
Austin Peterson
aaaaaaaaaaaa eat something
Dylan Harris
have u tried quitting smoking?
Andrew Campbell
>I'm ugly and boring. That's why my bfs always leave.
naw its not you its gay culture. everyones afraid of commitmemt. which im guilty of myself sometimes.
>I'm lost on someone else and I wouldn't want you to get hurt.
ive been hirt before. i once, foolishly, got in a love triangle kinda with 2 guys, one of them a bit older. long story short, i got hurt, one of the guys was a goddamn psycho and the other was too stupid to come to terms woth aforementioned fact. although i officially cut myself off, i thought about Greg for months after that. every f day.
hurt sucks. no one knows what they want. sometimes its good to just make frens.
if you want to talk about your boi, id be happy to listen. its one of my few talents in life.
>I dun like large bois. I like bois my same size. Can you lose 125lbs? Because you're 2 of me
fine fine im going for another run. dont @ me if you see me on the streets. idk, i could lose down to 190 prob, but id be very very low body fat if i got much lower than that.
Easton Ramirez
I can't fix that. My camera is shit.
Give me food nigger. Shit costs money.
Nice cope. Fat people say cigarettes make you gain weight. This isn't the issue. The issue is food and caloric density of said food.
Ryder Carter
if i have to address him in third person and minimize comfusion, i usually call him aeneas. the main character of piblius virgilus maros magnum opus; the trojan hero whos crew, according to legend, were the ancestors of the romans, who fled from the shores of troy to the shores of italy to escape junos wrath
Michael Brooks
looks kinda chad to me
Kevin Cruz
normie you actually kinda look like a normal person
i dunno why this surprised me so much
Nicholas Walker
> imagine being insecure with these looks
Luke Edwards
Thank you. I try. It's hard because smol.
Way to go Forest. How's that autism doing? What did you think I looked like? Man way to kick me while I'm down.
Then they see the face and they're gone.
Landon Garcia
>smol
good size to me
im only 5'4
Christopher Wilson
Forest looks like this
He posted a picture of himself.
Carter Brown
I always felt smaller than the other bois. It's not about height when people make jokes about your pencil arms and how your dick must look.....
Forest probably looks 100x's better than I do.
James Hall
reeee stop bullying my bruce lee cosplay
Camden Walker
trust me...
iktf...
Daniel Gray
Try to get under my skin.
Jacob Bailey
my autism is doing okay. right now i'm shitposting while studying some latin. lots of fun.
i imagined you looking like robert pattinson or something. how do you imagine me looking?
Asher King
are you skipping highschool?
you look like a cock sucker.
Lincoln Bailey
Its a fact
Zachary Butler
are you lips... plump?
Anthony Morgan
I don't know what that means but I pick lips
Dominic Lewis
Zachary Cooper
post lips
Daniel Ross
Heh
Dylan Howard
really kissable
just wait until karen gets his hands on this
Julian Gutierrez
cute
Samuel Hill
He'd bite my lip and suck my blood out.
Jaxon Williams
>people make jokes about your pencil arms and how your dick must look...
i thought everyone knew that skinny boys have the biggest dicks. or at least being skinny accentuates it nicely. Ur still cute, even of we gotta get your beard there a trim.
>studying some latin.
ya we all know thats not happening.
how do you say "UwU, get here and gib daddy sum succ bae" in Latin?
Robert Jones
uwu huc veni et patri paucum suctum da bae
i really wanna learn ancient greek and biblical hebrew too
William Garcia
And I just need to play with someone
Will trade for succ
Wyatt Cooper
don't tell me you can't afford $150 of food a month