Me and my friends BULLYING Austria because he has dumb ideas!
Me and my friends BULLYING Austria because he has dumb ideas!
Nice, you fucking preto
Calaboca João da Silva não me envergonha na frente dos meus amigos
Argentina = Shithole
Romania = Shithole
Brasil = Shithole
Austria = First world country
Fala meu nome na internet não, desgraça. Vai arranjar amigos de verdade que você é uma vergonha pra senpaiília
Hey m8, you don't talk shit about our country. We can do it ourselves, ok?
Shit I'm surrounded by Romanian supporters
Almost based but Romania is fagmark so is cringe
Landlet country bumpkin you can't even speak your own language and use literally ifunny images
V-você quer ser meu amigo de verdade?
What do you mean in i can't speak my own language?
You basil scum can't speak normal portogay
Quero. Você é meu amigo agora
Dein Deutsch ist kauzig
Join the nice side
what means kauzig?
Weird or something like that, I'm not sure
What if I don't?
If you don't join any side nothing happens
Actually, if you refuse, we'll annex your country to our southern region.
Alrighty then, I'll keep watching from the sidelines as usual
No wait, you took too long to say that!
After some discussions we decided to have one more state to export weed
I'm so sorry, my fellow neo-brazilian brother. But it's done.
No can do, i just exported 900 kilos of cocaine to Germany
Cross the fucking borders and I will ask Russia to nuke this continent, if I can't have Uruguay no one can have it
We just sold your cocaine boat to Colombia and our troops are already on your side. Mr Vázquez is high and asked all uruguayans to receive well their new brazillian overlords.
Wait, you can't do that. It's illegal. At least ask to aim at Venezuela.
Let's see how you fare against someone who can steal at the speed of light
steal at the speed of light
We're in Brazil, brother. We can steal however we want, and we're used to it.
No "brother", you're in my turf now
Are you sure you want to do this?
Sheeeeeeeeeeeit son, I know nothing about nobody's turf
Eh yeah, just let me make a few calls
Our friends brought their children
Yeah well I brought my childhood friend
brown gfs don't like anglos!
Hahahahahahaha suck Austria's cock too see how much the faggot likes it
I'm not gay my friend
b-but what did I do wrong?
Everyone in Jow Forums knows his peepee is small, I would be too busy laughing to suck it
You are a small peepee poopyhead with dumb ideas
My peepee is very large you shithole scum
fuck OFFF GOD DAMM IT I HATE YOZ SO MUCH
Are you that retard austrian i talked yesterday with?
It may be large to alpine farmer standards but it's very small
Do you want to join our cause?
HAHA you are FROM A SHITHOLE
SHIT SHIT SHIT
Don’ make fun of Austrians!
Go water your crops or the police will arrest you because you are not being nice with future immigrants
I will change my approach to bullying dumb austrians instead of Austria, thanks for your feedback
IMAGINE THE SMELL OF AUSTRIAN FEET UHHHH
IMAGINE THE SMELL OF ANIME GIRLS
BrasILLia is a shithole haha
I NEED YOUR FEET AUSTRIAN COMMANDER
I can't handle this
I don't want to imagine austrians but anime girls smell pretty good
If it's such a shithole why did a*strians flee to here?
why is everyone so mean in this thread?
CAN YOU GIVE ME AUSTRIAN FEET???!?
It's called war
Bring the children out of combat!
Komm her mein anime Kind diese bösen Brasilianer wollen dich foltern und benutzen.
fick dich auch
1 shot at life
get colonized by the fucking wrong country
born as a Brazilian
we were so close from being colonized by a real fucking country but that Portuguese asshole had to stop here, sacanagem cara pqp
Lass diesen Volksgenossen in ruh du Verräter!
why this chringe larp why every thread you make is so chringe please just go away
MORE AUSTRIAN FEET
fick du dich doch
Antworte auf Deutsch ich kann immer noch nicht glauben das du ein Österreicher bist.
someone who can steal at the speed of light
Pfft, we'll steal things you never knew you had.
ich spreche deutsch und habe keinen proxy
also fuck off with your chringe larp just becouse people bully you in school you have to piss us offf
Nicht glaubst ihm!
Conheço seu sentimento, eles podiam pelo menos ter tentado deixar as coisas bonitas ao invés de cagar tudo
THAT IS NOT A ROLE PLAY THAT IS REAL LIVE SIEH DER WARHEIT INS AUGE DU NEGER
I only use that name when i'm in war
no excuses namefag kys
Try more faggot
No excuses, you just got epically btfo. Austrian president said that you are not a commander anymore.
plase fuck of namefag i have seen you posting so often and its all chringe or blupilled anime shit so lLEAVE
also you are a based guy keep it up brazil
Polish Free Regiment providing support.
Why everyone attacking Austria is a fucking shitskin? (((Coincidence)))?
Alexander van der bellen can suck my big meat
they are all scum
no fuck you too
Why is every red and white flag not even a country?
Poland and Austria exist much longer than the shithole brasil
So I'm here to have my superior Slavic Dong sucked by brown ladybois. Put your back in it, lads!
POLISH FEET IMAGINE THE SMELL
Yes, it'sna smell of victory, you puny race tractor.
The Poland we have nowadays is from 1989 and Austria is from post ww2 too. Brazil was even invited to own a part of Austria because we fought in Italy.
Austria and Poland exist more than 1000 years you scum
Happy 64th birthday
kill your self retard
If that counts, Brasil is 13000 years old
We have existed as a nation for over 1000 years, much longer as a tribe. We have survived 123 years of not having our own country. Imagine the strength of our spirit. Now shut up and get to it. My cock is not going to suck itself, mud man.
My mom has twice the age of your fake country
Post-colonial science coupled with 87 average IQ in action.
No wonder she so ugly. Imagine the smell...
She is doing great for her age
I'm here to help Austria.
shitty namefag frogposters get the rope
Ty for your service
Shitty Cirnonigger Gypsy collaborator get the pitchfork.
We will capture your troops and we'll sent their heads to you, to remind you that you're next.
Hey hey hey, I have used to serve in the dirlewanger Brigade and in British free unit
And I have been slaughtering bastards like you.
You never got near my bastards, you would have been tortured on sight
You haven't experienced real torture but don't worry I will show you the true horror.
Hold on a second it's just a Brazil well it's no Surprise for me.
at least i have a higher chance of survival
your country is so shit that you dont want even to stay in
fuck off and go back to tirol faggot
heast wenn du di au a österreicher nennst dan sprech au im richtigen dialekt du deppater wappler
poland here again to save us from the western turks
You haven't experienced real torture
Of course I haven't, I was never captured
It's natural selection, only the strongest survive here
What is going on here, again?
That's strange when Brazil have high murder rates.
A dumb Austrian had a really bad idea and we are in war. Other dummies joined his side and some nice people joined ours.
I just said that we kill the weak, killing 0.0003% of our population every year is normal.
So killing people is Brazilian culture?
It's even government funded
Me and the boys about to go kill kids in the forest
Oh, ok then
hahah it's like el war of triple alliance again friendo
the reddit gang btfo'ing the discord gang
what a thrill
We tried to invite urugay but he is in his rebellious phase
At least Austria didn't ban lolis.