Childhood friend used to tell me she was jealous of my eyelashes and that "boys dont need long pretty eyelashes"

Childhood friend used to tell me she was jealous of my eyelashes and that "boys dont need long pretty eyelashes"
Little did she know

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Little did she know user had deep rooted psychological issues that have been building up for years

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And that id cope with those issues buy having sex with grown men when i was 16

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i have really long eyelashes too. my sister complained about it a few times

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24435

Now you too can charm boys!

I have long eyelashes as well.


Best compliment I ever got.

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>id cope with those issues buy having sex with grown men when i was 16
are you fucking insane did you actually do this?

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this proves that boys make better girls than girls do

Yea...

i wish i would have had sex with grown women when i was that age

tell the story

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But us guys have caterpillar eyebrows

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That's definitely one way to cope. Can't say I didn't do the same.

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Can we have one day where we don't talk about boys, sex and anything else that is lewd?
It's like you guys are horny and lonely 24/7.

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I once when to school without glasses and people kept asking if I was wearing makeup

I lost my virginity to one of the employees overseeing me during my summer job (he had been kinda touchy and friendly with me the whole time id been working there)
He was hosting a employee barbecue at his place, me and the the other summer worker got invited too
Id brought my own alcohol that my uncle had gotten me
I got abit to drunk and i had to lay down abit
The party kinda started to die down while i was laying on the couch drifting in and out of sleep
He came to check on me and im not sure if i kissed him or he kissed me, but one thing led to another...

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There are no statistics on the passing rate of trannies. If hormones worked effectively to make you look like a girl would pharma companies not have published studies? In conjunction to this the only study on whether transitioning lowers suicide rate showed that transitioning actually increased attempted suicides and was deemed inconclusive.

Tick tock little tranny, you aren't a suicide statistic yet ;)

But i like boys...

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WOAH LOOK AT ME I'M SUCH A MASSIVE TRANNY
JUST LOOK AT HOW FEMENINE I AM
PLEASE ORBITE ME AND GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR YOUS
BTW I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF OWO

wrong
if enough orbiters channel their caring into her then she will not be sade and not hurte herself

a girl once talked to me

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But you're one of my most consistent orbiters russia sempai

then it will make more threads about itself and drown Jow Forums in this shit
fuck no
go back to /tttt/
remove yourself from this place

pls
Yeah yeah yeah blah blah blah boys this boys that
It's like all of you only have one personality. Can we talk about something else like why is this man turned on by cars?
youtube.com/watch?v=06BFsQ_28Co

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i get turned on by beautiful leatherbound books so i can kinda get it

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Your sexual preference sickens me

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Little did she know your male friends bullied you for it which gave you trichotillomania for the rest of your life which left you looking like a freak.....

No I'm here to turn the whole board gay
And you dont have the power to stop me russia-kun

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>/>8505470
slit your throat, filthy swede

pretty gay if you ask me.

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I'll try

Its just so easy to pretend to be gei.
I don't know whats gotten into me.

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Nothing kills the mood quite like paperbacks
*Shutters*
Not enough dicks, thats what's gotten in to you

Don't do me like that.

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>Its just so easy to pretend to be gei.
Because you are gay

BASED HANNER
this is what i want my library to look like. i'm maybe one fifth of the way there.

what turns you two on?

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Im not.

I just adapt to the situation.

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Were you cute?

do not threaten the Queen

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Uh sex with cars and sex with boys is still talking about sex...

denying anons their temptation
Sorry but you're either gay or Bi. You can't be straight any longer.

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yes, he was.
like a young Bowie but cuter and more feminine.

Yes but it's strange now be a good boy and take a shower

This is the oldest photo i have of myself
But im 19 here so imagine this but 3 years younger

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You're only gay if peepee goes in bum bum.
I've never had any physical contact.

Check mate.

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But I already did...

Only if the balls touch*

owh! That's you!
2bh, I'd rather have sex with you than with one of my childhood fren (Who is a girl).

Keep telling yourself that after you blow your load to a ""woman"" who has a bigger cock then yours, homo.
Did I fucking stutter? Go take you nasty ass to the shower and wash yourself until you are cleaner than my asshole.

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kys fucking loser

I think you mean winner

This.

And?

Its not IRL

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hanner i'm having a Jow Forums barbecue at my place. you can bring your own alcohol. i have a nice couch that you can drift in and out of sleep from!

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i don't think i stuttered, tranny enabler

This has very lewd implications forest

What's not irl?
You busting a nut on yourself to traps or fantasying having sex with a trap?
Both are equally as gay.

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Hm, I think some nazi tights would perfectly fit you. It's not like I'm hinting, but you know, this shite has its unique gayful aesthetic.

no its not its just your lewd tranny mind trust me

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I'm also on full retard, just like how you're in full gaytard.

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No bully irishanon
Pinky promise?

he isn't gay yet but i'm working on it

You're doing good, my apprentice

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This is bant shit brains, this isn't a holding hand and talk about feelings seminar. If you can't take the bants to make you strong the you should go back to jiggle my pickle happy fun. com if you like what I'm dishing out.
The only thing you should be working on is your self-esteem and general hygiene, I can smell your dick cheese stank all way over here. It smell like you lubed your dick with blue cheese and fucked a surströmming that was cooking in the sun for hours.

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this board is already gay, you're turning it into abomination filled with dilation generals

Gotta admit, old, well kept books smell really good.

are you cute?

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this but also wear some nazi-like uniform pls. I kinda need it.

Any suicidal thoughts today, tranny? Whats your longest streak without those invasive thoughts?

>Are you cute?
>I bet your cute
>Post your tum
>Post your legs
>wow I would date you
>Three hours later
>Discord me
>On discord
>Post lewd
>Sext
>Make Jesus cry
>Ghosted
>Never talk to that user again
>Moves on to new user
>Are you cute?


Jokes aside I'm surprise you still don't know who I am nor do I think you care but you're cool.

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I havent had them for almost a month now
My anti depressants and my anti anxiety pills have helped alot

The only one gay here is you.
UwU

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How?

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Forest likes milfs
Hanner is a girl that likes guys
I'm a pure vergin guy that likes skinny tomboys
You on the other hand had sexually intercorse with couple of guys.

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you're cool too

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i have decided that i also like fit asian girls now

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Checkmate gaytheists

>Forest likes milfs
Tell that to the guys he hits on
>Hanner is a girl that likes guys
. . . . . .i'm not gonna comment on this
>I'm a pure vergin guy that likes skinny tomboys
Who faps to traps.
>You on the other hand had sexually intercourse with couple of guys.
And you choose to ignore that made out with girls.
I know what I am and that is bisexual, but none of you know what you truly are. All of you paint an illusion, trying so hard to hide what your true is. The truth will set you free.
No hugs

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Some of my friends that were girls said that I wore mascara because my eyelashes were so long and thick

So when are you going to look into Russian girls with long legs?

You like girls?

What type?
You never told anyone you liked girls you big homo.

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Rude sexist

>You never told anyone you liked girls you big homo.
I like a girl who is the same height or taller than me, who's a badass. But desu I'm fine with whatever so long as she can take jokes and can dish some jokes back at me. I want a girl who I can shit talk me to death and who I can laugh with, same for guys.

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i like long legged girls too. but thicc girls just drive me crazy

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>I like a girl who is the same height or taller than me
NIGGUH this is based.

ya know, theres a nice little place called "scandinavia" that you might like...

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From what I have seen the suicide rate of trans people that transitioned compared to those who don't remained about the same but the suicide rate of trans people who were denied treatment if they wanted to transition was higher (n=60) . I forgot the other statistics but they were higher around n= 200+ or so. So take it with a grain of salt because the populations aren't very big. I also know that subjective quality of life increases for patients with gender dysphoria at least in the medium term , but it is unknown what happens in the long term as there are very few long term studies as of now.

>same height or taller

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Not the cutest gar nor the most fem bottom. But im mentally stronk when it counts also i hate u

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>It's like you guys are horny and lonely 24/7.
thats ridiculous haha, not 24/7. we gotta sleep too

>nor the most fem bottom
this blatant spread of misinformation

tall girls are sexy don't even try to deny it

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I know I know


I was agreeing

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That's good

I probably have a lot of test i get lots of hair on my face. But i always get rid of them i hate them :(

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Hot

I'm 6'1 and I have meant a few girls over here that are the same height or taller but it's very rare. I wanted to get this girls number but I was at work, so I didn't want to make it weird for her and she was with I think she was her mother. We met at eye level and she was blonde and blue eyed girl. I could tell she was into me but if her mom wasn't there then I would have gotten her number.
ye

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1 entire month?? Good for you!!!!

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akariman how does it feel to not be a manlet and thus not being able to experience tall girls

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>I probably have a lot of test i get lots of hair on my face
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See im not a ball of anger like you
Thats why i have a bf ;p
>Went from short guy to tall girl
I win at life checkmate