Things you've learned about the USA by watching Television & Film

>they get fired if they don't display a little American flag on their work desk

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WHAT is every foreigners complete obsession with America??

That Tarantula is a fucking monster.

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your CIA and FBI are making mistake by partnering with russians. russians are subhumans who want your lifestyle to themselves.

That americans drink milk with lunch/dinner and consider hotdogs and hamburgers as "barbecue".
Pretty disgusting if you ask me.

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They swear an oath to their flag at the start of the school day and again at lunch.

perhaps because hollywood bombs their shit everywhere

Not drinking milk at every meal is why yuropoors are either manlets or lanky birdchest brittle bone queers.

However referring to grilling any meat as a "barbecue" is autistic as fuck, and a lot of idiots out here do that.

milk is great though

american cultural imperialism.

Nobody forces you to watch anything. More often than not foreigners
beg to see our shit

In America black people are allowed to assault you and you go to jail if you fight back

I had a pint everyday until i got kidney stones at 23

White men dumb.
Women smart and strong.

Because we're more interesting than wherever they're from.

because people in your country watch it in droves you retard

they’re not just showing it there for no reason

>doesn't drink milk with his steak, potatos and peas
you disgust me.

It briefly takes their minds off the fact that they live in a freedomless dystopia run by soulless bureaucrats that hate them and want to replace them.

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you can drive recklessly if your wife is pregnant endangering you and your unborn child and countless people

If a police officer pulls you over and you tell them they will help and speed with you instead of phoning an on-call doctor

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Plot twist: America is the same thing, but with guns.

In the case of Canada, they have no culture beyond the pathological need to not be American while being basically American. They're showered with our entertainment and news because their own content is anemic and without broad appeal.

If you dont like hamburgers then dont eat them but they are delicious

we are the same, but with guns like that user said

Also the ability to call out our politicians without getting gulag'd. Goddamn the EU is cucked.

I have never had sex

where's the wall?

Because people are living on Online, so this applies to Americans as well. But because it's where and how they spend their time, they think that's all there is. But they haven't gone anywhere and what matters online is way different and doesn't even appear in their real lifes.

I like burgers, but I would call them barbecue.

With whatever kind of point you just tried to make.

Frig off Barb

I learned from American and British television that blacks make up 40% of the population, and also that police chiefs/commanders are always female or black or both.

You can't say I'm wrong.

can confirm, I also use F instead of C, though I know both

They'll write online about how much they hate us, but in the end still obsess over our politics, consume our films, use our websites, listen to our music, and so on. Sad innit

Imptrash thread, back to /tv/

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suck my dick

There’s a barbecue place by me that does the pledge of allegiance every hour and everyone stands and salutes the flag. Looks like something out of Starship Troopers, but it’s real.