Bant. You need to learn something and you need to learn it quick. Wristwatches are what makes a man. That's right bant...

Bant. You need to learn something and you need to learn it quick. Wristwatches are what makes a man. That's right bant, if you have a cheap nasty wristwatch then you're a fucking loser. So what I want you to do, dearest bant, is go out and purchase a luxury swiss wristwatch at once to prove to me that you are a real man. No japanese casio shit, REAL swiss watches only. Do this for me bant and I will provide you with more pearls of wisdom to help you climb the social ladder and become the MAN you want to be.

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Watches are gay. They are a misguided attempt at capturing a concept that by its very nature is fleeting and therefore incapable of being captured. The existence of flow in time is the one constant in life that precedes all other change and while we may forever attempt at grasping concrete instances of this change, acting like we learn more and more about the world and the universe it is in, we as humans will never be able to define nor materialize the concept of change itself as it is both fundamental and ubiquitous. In conclusion watches are gay

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I already have a watch m8

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>imagine being so materialistic and retarded that you wear something to exist

Yes, I've just found an totally new thing that makes a man. Last week it was Italian shoes, two weeks ago a beard and the fucking man bun a month back. Do you realize that real men just filter you people out? They don't even laugh at you but it's just you don't exist...

based and terroristpilled

>climb the social ladder
And I would want to do that why exactly?

REAL men would appreciate a luxury wristwatch, the reddit kids will seeth that you didn't follow their advice and grow a beard and wear hipster trash but they're irrelevant

what's with you brits and trying too hard to look wealthy?

watches are a waste of money

>be me
>buy expensive small clock
>wear small clock on wrist
>"oh shit what time is it"
>take out electric clock brick from pocket that also doubles as a communicator
>see time
i wasted $2000 on a ticking bracelet

Phones aren't accessories. Nobody goes "wow is that a sony xperia!?"

oh alright let me extend the greentext so it works better
>be me
>also probably be you
>only wear hoodies and jackets
>no one even sees your wrists
i wasted $2000 on a ticking bracelet that no one can see

Nice tip, is it 1992 again?

>be me
>never wear hoodies
>it's summer so I'm mostly wearing polos
>everyone sees my wrist decoration

Simple solution my friend

you do know that at a distance, no one can tell what the fuck your watch is? this is fixed if you're that annoying nigger who goes
>"h-hey guys! hey! hey guys check out my rolex! check it out! this cost me like $5000 bucks! am i cool yet?"

If anybody has ever said "look at my Rolex" I guarantee it was fake. Watches are for the wearer's enjoyment

i have almost always had someone point out whatever expensive shit they're wearing to me whenever i talk to them, no matter the person. dunno if its just an america thing, but yeah its all for attention almost every time

So now they're NOT for the appreciation of "REAL men" (random arseholes), but are for the wearer's enjoyment?

Never had anyone do that in the UK except when I spilt something on a friend's jumper and he sperged out because "it's vetements!!!"

It's for both but your chances of finding someone who actually appreciates watches out in the wild are slim

Imagine wasting your money on useless superficial bullshit instead of using it to achive your life goals like a real man

Were you to ever point out to anyone living in Australia that you were wearing an expensive wrist watch they will immediately and accurately think you are a fuckwit for being the attention whore you obviously are. Maybe it works differently in the UK...

nah fuck that noise

i don't make enough money to buy brand name watches and someone will always have a better one.

same shit with cars. i'm happy to even have one. why get into a dick measuring contest over it. experiences are the measure of a full life and not possessions anyway. that 10k watch could have paid for a couple months overseas

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can i order one with free shipping..?