Is body hair the new manly beard?

With every onions latte drinking poofter now sporting a slobby unkept beard, beards have lost their status as a symbol of manliness.

But what these oestrogen laden queens can't do is grow thick body hair, so they shave it off to look like a boy.
And then we've had magazines like Gay Queer magazines saying that men should shave because women like it, which isn't true - most women like a hairy man. I think they want us to do it because it makes them look less of a cuckold.

So yeah, is a good firm handshake from a forearm covered in carpet the new way to identify a proper bloke?

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daily reminder: females love males with hairy, smelly armpits they can sniff

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Do I qualify? I have a fine forest growing on my chest.

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Ape

Not really

t. Hairy fuck

>wanting to look like an ape
>wanting to smell like an ape

idiot they can grow body hair, everyone can

they shave or wax because 30 years of porn has brainwashed them into thinking being hairless is natural and normal.

Based

If you don't look like you're still wearing a shirt even without one on you're basically a woman

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>wants to look like a damn dirty ape
>denies evolution

daily reminder: females love hairy fuckapes

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I guess I'll be slaying even more puss than usual since I put Robin Williams to shame

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I trim but I love these threads.

>Hairlet

Kek

I am so lucky I have hairy nipples. Life is sweet.

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This is a stupid thread.

Yeah, great, camwhores. Exactly why this is stupid, people feel the need to talk about themselves.

>Ugly brown spic as hairy as an animal.
>Posting here pretending to be white and accusing other people of not being white because they have brown eyes

Yeah, checks out.

You have that little patch of chest hair that looks like pubes don't you?

Nah, not spic, Persian.

How does pussy taste like Jow Forums?

>cutting of parts of your body
>evolution
The only reason to shave your body is for hygiene when you are unable to wash and bathe yourself properly. Just get some soap and water you degenerate kikes.

I shave my chest hair and/or stomach hair every few months like 3-5 months if not every 2 months (depending) otherwise I get a rug.

I don't like the rug look myself and nothing to do with women though plus I don't regulate my body temprature as well either.

I dont have chest hair. I got like a little patch in the middle.
My arms and legs are gorilla status.
Am I of the onions discipline?

Be like Gigachad.

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Or swimmers to minimise drag.
Smooth, sleek.

Heineken.

>plus I don't regulate my body temprature as well either.
Lose weight fatty, you'll regulate your body temp better and your cock will be bigger

I love bodyhair

Not him, but I'm bordering on skinny and I always feel like I'm overheating. I'm most comfortable without a shirt on, even nearing winter.

Bags of sand

If you shave or alter your body in anyway you are lying genetically to possible spouses

I'm basically sasquatch, I've considered shaving just because shedding is a real problem.

I have alopecia, otherwise I likely would have very thick body hair. It doesn't act on my head much, thank God, but a few steroid injections is typically enough to get the spots to grow back.

I used to hate my body hair until I started lifting. A filled out frame makes the body hair look awesome.

Stop being such gays, beards are fine as long as you're not a gay lattefag. Bunch of fags at my work have beards and they're ripped as shit

No one said beards were bad, I was saying they'd lost their meaning as the fedora lot had appropriated them.

No they haven't, just don't be a gay and grow a manly bears and do manly things, don't let a bunch of lattefags control how you dress if you dare call yourself a man

Naturally really hairy but clean shaven face for work, because I’m in my 40s and a bit old fashioned in my belief that is the correct way to be. Hipster beards are for cunts. Makes them look like gay ewoks.

speaking of hair, that chick needs to shave her mustache. fucking gross.

Im hairy. Only one girl has actually been into but she was egyptian. White girls, most will tolerate it, but prefer if Im more groomed.

dont know about this one. Turkroaches are covered in hair, whites seem to not be to that extent. Looks unasthetic and super shitty in the humid hot american summers.
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Oh my lol are the 70s back already?

>most women like a hairy man
This is why Arab men are the real master race.

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Ah but you see, the difference is: Turkroaches don't have body hair, they have hair on their bodies.
Thats different, look how thick, long, and horrible (probably greasy too) it is.
They look like a shaggy dog.

Compare it to your superior white bodyhair, which should have a different texture to your head hair.

Someone post the turk meme

>most women like a hairy man
But user niggers have small amounts of body hair and all the white women want them some BBC.

Im just not seeing the benefit or asthetics of bringing it back. It was a boomer fad to walk around with a low cut shirt on just to have a fuzzy mess poke through the top.
Wheres the line between too much and too little? turk roach is too much you say

pic related, cringe.

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Yeah it's more of a patchy coat than body hair.

body hair all over your back and chest makes you a gay bear. keep trying to cope though gay ass bear

Nordniggers and medapes need genocide

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>Nordniggers and medapes need genocide

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Ape

>Ape

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Imptrash thread, do not bump.

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bump

I trim it whenever it grows too long and because in summer it gets too hot, and because I am into swimming (a white man's sport!). But yeah, fuck trying to keep it clean shaven, I don't have time for that shit.

Fuck you jannies for moving the thread when I was about to post.

Fuck you. Imptrash is 500% better than anything that gets posted in this garbage circlejerk board.

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All my non white friends can swim, but i can't (white)

>Jow Forumsddit garbage
>better than anything
imptrash would be more bearable even if it were from /mlp/

There's a name for that, the gays call them bears.
Oh so manly dahling.

reddit

No way Swedecucks are that hairy

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Congrats on being a failure I guess?

Don't you have a tranny discord server to browse? Adults are talking, son.
To be honest, most gays of that kind; "bears", "leathers" and so are much more manly than the average estrogenized "man". Being a homo and manly aren't mutually exclusive.
I bet none of these nonwhite friends are african. Probably some sort of caucasoid or asian.

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ahmed stop posting here you're not welcome

yes, that's where you come from, now go back
>adults are talking
There's not a single person over the age of 12 on Jow Forumsddit

Mixed blacks and a chink

Not my name, and there's nothing you can do about it :^)

>To be honest, most gays of that kind; "bears", "leathers" and so are much more manly than the average estrogenized "man". Being a homo and manly aren't mutually exclusive.
What you doing in Spain, Steve?
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reddit forever seething about pol lolol

>giving a fuck about a woman's opinion.

The fucking onions in here, anyways as an oldfag;
I can attest that body hair really went out of style in the late 90s. I believe this was due to two major events: the rise of teen girl spending & the advent of digital media. Twinks used to and still shave to show off their bodies, these twinks would get jobs in the (((fashion industry))) modeling clothes. Most models in the in bananna rep, old navy, sears, media; smoking hot guys who were twinks. Not so oddly the most sought after brands by middle class whites specificly girls back then was acrombie and fitch and Hilfiger. AF & hilgiger used to drown their sales media and stores with twinks, I mean almost every guy on their model teams had a wide, deep chest and a six pack. You can't show those of without shaving and the other problem is back then digital cameras and compression could not deal with the fine line contrast of bodyhair. The solution was to just remove body hair and add any later with photoshop or corel. It really had an effect on teens back then, they would shave their hair just to look like what the girl wanted.