I am frustrated seeing these dumb incels on this board saying "muh no gf". Why don't you get a waifu?

I am frustrated seeing these dumb incels on this board saying "muh no gf". Why don't you get a waifu?
>"B-but they aren't real!"
They are as real as you want them to be. They exist in your mind, so they are real to you.
>"You can't reproduce with them"
So? The human population doesn't need more people. We are so full already.
>"You can't see them or talk to them"
Yes you can. If you believe in them that is.
>"It's unhealthy"
I've had my waifu for 4 years and I am very healthy, both mentally and physically. I have many friends as well.
Real women will take your money, they'll divorce you when they can and they'll take your kids. Real women don't care about you, they only want attention and your dick. While, a waifu, cares about you, doesn't need your money, and will always be there for you. Your waifu will never say no to you.
Roasties are seething

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but its muh no bf

karen desu

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>don't be an incel be an incel

mate, I just want to cuddle and sleep with a nice busty gf, that's all I'm asking

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drink toilet water

Back to s4s nigger

don't give me sass cunt, drink your toilet water

I mean, when you think about it getting a waifu is getting el grande roastie. That animated girl will have taken thousands of imaginary dickings from other people who think they have a connection to it every day. Real roasties are at least limited by friction, your waifu will be an absolute sewer of incel juices.
Especially the slag.

Who says an interdimensional marriage can't be a happy one?

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Is this a rookipost?

die nigger

Yeah but you'd make a better waifu.

but you will be rejected even by 2d grills

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If jews do it, we can as well.

We need more people like you.
Though Karen? Seriously?

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She's not my waifu, I just thought the pic was cute

Ah, in that case it's alright. Who's your waifu then?
Is she cute?

Iijima Yun
Mine and mine only

Oh, she's yours?
Sorry bro, just came inside her. Oops

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Her show's good? Never really got to watching it.

It's not. The anime is pretty mediocre

Huh.

Incredibly based post

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Excuse me mate, but you accidentally replaced the word tulpa with the word waifu

SHH DON'T TELL THEM YET

>smokers propaganda
yikes