*puts on bind and opens my mouth*
Im ready for the taste test user bring it on!
*puts on bind and opens my mouth*
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*feeds chippe*
*whips out a can of cheese*
This cheese is so good even the French are jealous they didn't come up with it
Taste good nom nom
Blegh get it out of my mouth user its horrible
more chippe
Taste good so Nom. Oishii desu~
How dare you insult God's favorite food. Slit your throat, you degenerate faggot.
Grrr *spits it out* its horrible user i dont want to taste test that anymore
*Gibs half lemon*
So sour pwease anone its really sour!
*spits out*
do people actualy hate very sour things?
I sometimes like sour things put lemons are pretty sour to me.
*Gibs dark whiskey to wash out taste, the good shit.*
T-thanks alcohol *giggles*
get some nitrous oxide bro
Idk what that is but i hope i wont get hospitalised
DUMB LAUGHIng gas gaY
I have a whole smorgasbord or American Delectables
I hope you have your schedule cleared for the diabetes
Eh? What u said?
*opens my mouth more*
*puts a 9mm round in your mouth*
What if R*tsu really did eate the bulled???
FOR SCIENCE LADS!
*unzips dick*
(you)
Nooooo ahhhh *spits out bullet*
Did someone forget to zip their pants lole?
huh, no one said di...
leaf
End of testing phase 1. Obviously eating a bullet is not enough to stop the Ri*su.
Beginning phase 2.
*feeds you an HRT infused banana*
Bananas are great
stop!
*Places a singular french fry in your mouthe*
Di?
So nice and salty! Give me more long things
End of phase 2. We have now confirmed what we already knew. Ritsu enjoys phallic items in his mouthe and HRT. Lads we must begin phase 3.
*wash my hands, dip my finger in chocolate and stick it in your mouth*
Taste good but get fingy out of mouth pls
Ok
*Gets a sausage out and places on tongue*
*licks the sausage*
Where is the kerchup? The ketchup is missing
Thats pretty gross...
Testing is complete.
Begin recreational usage of Ritsu mouth ÒwÓ
Eh what!? Recreational use? That sounds bad and lewd!!!!
*opens your mouth and inspects your toothes*
Now Ritsu have you been brushing ÒwÓ
I'll find out one way or another.
discord
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cringe
i have to say it
;( its hard to brush teeth here otherwise i dew it everyday
Shoves a bunch of these chips into your mouth and choke you.
*coughs and spits it out*
Gross!
...no pls
im gonna split your skull you fucking faggot
Stop with the dick dont rape my mouth
*Facefucks Ritsu with the blindfold on and looks normie in the eye, grinning while doing it.*
i love her she has such voluptuous boobs id love to touch them with my feet. imagine touching her nipples with your soles and they gently tickle your feet slightly. imagine bouncing them up and down with your feet and getting to feel them flop down on your feet every time they come down. imagine how much dirt and other stuff she would get on her boobs because my feet are so dirty and it will come off on her. she might also stink too haha. imagine if i could fit my foot right up the middle of her boobs and make her smell my stinky feet when they reach her face. imagine if she decided to try and start tickling my feet when i was playing with her boobs as payback for being so frisky, but i wouldnt mind so id just keep playing with her boobs. imagine her feet feeling up against my crotch as mine were latched onto her boobs and she tried to undo my zipper and pull my pants down as we interlock in what could only be described as an orgy of love and feet. imagine if she started to give me a perfect footjob as i have one foot fingering (or toe-ing) her vagina and another still stuck playing with her boobs. i can only imagine how great this experience would be, as we climax and spill our loads onto eachothers feet and take turns licking off the remaining fluids.
Knocks you out, and shove chips back into your mouth.
*beats you to death with a fucking mallet*
*bites ur dick*
Grosd
Hot:(
It was interesting until the dirty feet part.
*Shoves chips into your butt and rapes your butthole*
HARDER, RITSU.
AHHHHHH THIS IS RAPE NOT TASTE TEST ANYMORE
*doesnt do anything*
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*Cums inside your butthole with the chips still inside your butt* Congrats, you now have a retarded potato chip/human hybrid rapebaby.
Penise...
We need more sentient diarrhea monsters.
U have to pay for child support user
*Forces you to eat your potato chip/human rapebaby*
THats so gross *gags*
Is no one checking that dad id?
die faggot
Lole its a nice id get
Here you go not Czech republic.
Whats this?
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Nooo someone help
nobody gave me a popsicle
ok *takes the last Popsicle and walks away*
the punishment shall commence. you will be brought to justice.
*puts in a spoonful of mayonaise*
Thankyu
Wut weird?
Taste good
your punishment is to have a good day!!
Owo thankyu