Day 2 of not gay posting

Day 2 of not gay posting

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based. keep it up Ireland.

based

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proud of you m8
now spread that boipuss and smile for the cam

discord thread
know your meme filename

I'm... a VIRGIN, you know.

stay straight as a ruler and not as straight as spaghetti

I've spilled my spaghetti too many times.

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some people are like spaghetti, straight until you get them when

>when
wet

I don't know what wrong with me.

Sometimes girls would hit on me and all my spaghetti would be on the ground.

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*sprays water on you*
can we have sex now

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thats some shitty spaghetti you got down there, m7

I'm a girl. Want to have sex?

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Good job lad

be my Jow Forums gf so i finally don't need to be a faggot anymore

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Hate to break it to you cobba, but that's a man

are you telling me someone told a lie on the internet? who would do such a thing!

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No mate, I'm telling you that you're a fuckin pooftah, ya pooftah

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So... You don't want to have sex with a girl?

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No.
But a woman

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Semantics! I am a woman. Wanna fuck?

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ughhhh you're so based. did you know that?

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God job! Keep up the good job!

Last time someone asked me that question i looked at them and said nothing.

Do you have a bulge?
If so. Ill pass.

Some to you

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Nope no bulge genuine woman

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>Some to you
i don't understand what this means

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keep it up mate

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Same

Post proof


Thanks

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I don't wanna. You post proof you're a boy. It's embarrassing right?

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Here is my proof.

Flat chest

Photos like that are easy to find. Hold up your pinkie fingers on each hand. Also take that shirt off. Some girls are deceptively flat.

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I can pretend to be a girl if you want me to.

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you fucking faggot i thought you were supposed to be try to be straight!

make up your mind!

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This is you lol

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gay

Being a girl with a girl is gay...

Eh? If you wanna. I'm not telling you how to live your life. That's pretty gay though, a straight boy wouldn't do that. Especially considering I'm obviously not a girl and you basically wanna pretend to be a girl to talk to me and give the impression that it's straight. Reset your counter, boyo.

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I retract my statement

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It's too late for that I'm afraid. Your tracking days without gay posting. You made a gay post. Thus, you're back to day one.

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back to day 1
fagit

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Ill try not to post tomorrow

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you have to reset your counter again now.

please never change.

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On the bright side you can gay post as much as you want today since tomorrow is the new day 1.

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MISSION FAILED

This is you