SOMEONE BE MY DAD PLEASE IM NOT QUALIFIED TO EVEN BE ALIVE AND I MAKE BAD DECISIONS I NEED AN ADULT

SOMEONE BE MY DAD PLEASE IM NOT QUALIFIED TO EVEN BE ALIVE AND I MAKE BAD DECISIONS I NEED AN ADULT

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why are you failing a life?

how bad of decisions are we talking?

BECAUSE I AM A CHILDISH ASSHOLE

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then stop doing that and you'll me okay, just become a jaded NEET like me

ORDRING ONE DAD BF PLS

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What do I get if I volunteer to be your daddy?

dad id

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>I suppose I'm younger than you, but I have a few tips:
Find a workplace, earn enough money to buy yourself a home, learn how to clean your house, do the dishes, etc; get a car, and you should be okay, just don't spend your money too much

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dad ID get

Work for the State.

I ALREDY DO ALL THAT

anal or sometihng

>this shit again

why do you complain so much

one daddyo at ur service..
18 yo
dadbod
hair on belly
what else is even needed?

other than general dissapointment with my life, which probably doesn't cut it to be this resentful anyway, I honestly have no idea

>18 yo
GO TO BED JAILBAIT

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I wanna tucc you into bed and kissy your forehead and tell you everything is going to be ok

based

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WHERE IS MY DADDY BF???????????

Why do you not think you're qualified for existing?

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BECAUSE I SPEND MY MONEY ON FETISH RELATED SHIT, ALCOHOL AND CIGARETTES

IM LITERALLY DOING NOTHING WITH MY LIFE SOMEONE WITH SOME PURPOSE WOULD HELP

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Can I be your dad and you don't try to fuck me?

silly goof ball, drop the smokes they'll hurt you. Use that money instead for other things you like or for bills.
Well user what do you want to do with your life?

What sorta fetish shit?

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Grow up
and make mistakes like an adult so you can learn from it

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i'm not saying

What if I tell you mine first?

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go ahead

I'd rather have my own kid and raise them smart than take on the responsibility of raising someone who is already a failure
No thanks

the fuck does that mean whore

fuck off no females reply to my thread thanks

Does it matter if I'm black?

Let's see, I've got rope which is always fun, a chastity device that I haven't used in ages but sorta kinda want to again, an electro toy kit that includes pads, rings, and a buttplug. You can run a current through any two of those, or just the buttplug if you plug both wires into it. I have some womens panties but they didn't look very good so I don't really wear them tbdesu. They wouldn't hold my bits in properly and it was weird. I also have a fairly thick blue 8.5inch dildo, the first toy I ever bought back when I lived with my parents.

Your turn now

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I have a cock and I'm a dude but a'ight

wanna get married

Tell me your toys first then I'll decide.

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NO

Why so shy? You don't know who you're dealing with. Nothing will shock me. Do you just use them for solo play stuff or with other people?

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i'm a little bit embarassed ok

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Whatever it is it can't be worse than what I've done, my toys are the tip of the iceberg I assure you. Are they all pertaining to the same fetish, or are they varied like mine?

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true

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NAH IM NOT GONNA SAY

プライドとして
人間として

is it thighsex? I recall an ausfag having a based intercrural fetish