I want a Jow Forums bf!!!
I want a Jow Forums bf!!!
Jow Forums bf here ama
i want you to kill yourself
kill yourself
wha why is that slice of lemon white?
hug
Will you give hugs?
Jow Forums husband here, watching over you
Not really interested in having partners currently, but I hope you'll find someone here
Only if you are ok with hand holding
Fuck off pooftah
Fuck off pooftah
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU
No you don't.
Fuck off pooftah
Thats why im here!
We have a new Jow Forums slut
Wanting a bf isnt slutty. Try again gayposter.
Onya for doing the right thing by telling that pooftah to fuck off
how would you describe your ideal Jow Forums bf?
Stop doing this to me.
Its so hard not to give in my urges.
just close this thread
make a thread about something you like or something you do and hope it will pick up
Lad you can't reason with a pooftah, you're wasting ya time
why do you keep trying to not be a fag?
let's tongue kiss!
Jow Forums brown gf here
Ama
Will hold hands
Has a flat tum
Will vc and play vidya
Isn't old
Has a cute face
Hugs
Loves me
I've lost my mind.
All these gay posters make me horny.
You're crook in the head, sort ya self out
>play vidya
>Isn't old
>Has a cute face
fug:(
I'd rather sort my venus into uranus
most of these are mutually exclusive with posting on Jow Forums
its time to give in
Well I've never heard that line before, so at least ya seem a bit more creative than the average pooftah around here, but end of the day you're still a pooftah, and ya gotta fuck off
Could be but I don't care, i still want a bant bf
Im going to lay low for a little while
Who have you asked out?
Ask Karen.
He'll be your bf in a heart beat
nooo i'm just kidding please don't go. you're one of my absolute favorite people to talk to!
@greenman
U are hereby officially gay as declared by the cult of gae
do you prefer putting your peepee in poopoo, or do you prefer having a peepee in your poopoo?
You called me straight before.
What happened?
Ill lurk in the shadows.
It was declared by the higher ones in the council. Your sexuality is written as homosexual on paper
nooo
don't disappear!
Karen sounds like a girls name desu...
Sex isn't the priority, I just want someone who is nice and cute and ill see where it goes
I thought you where the king.
The king called me straight.
The king doesn't lie.
He's a man of his word.
I just want some sort of affection, a tad of care
Fine i called u straight. Straight up gay hah!
*sad kot sounds
Ill hide under my blanket.
do not put things in poopoo, it causes anal fissures!
don't waver,mate. stay strong and stay straight.
this
*Baps ritsu*
no bullying
Owie
but bussies can be so nice. its hard to resist
>tfw no Jow Forums bf.
why.
Grrr hand over the bf's and noone will get hurt!!
burga
ughuu~
i want a Jow Forums bf too but there are so many cute ones to choose from and i dunno if Jow Forums permits polygamy
degenerate laper
You must choose 1 Jow Forums bf and love then forever!
hello cowboy
but its so difficult...
which one do you think i should choose?
Borg
>So many cute ones to choose from
Gimme
Irish boye
sneakfren stahp this
What time is it over there?
You never post where euros are awake
but he is trying to be straight and i don't wanna ruin it for him.
do you think he will succeed?
you're being a sneakfren too right now
Fuck you
fuck me? what did you say that for?
Somewhere between 9am and 6am
He is list lonely and losing hope
hambargor
Its 3pm here.
I don't sneaky sneak, I just have internet issues
I just want someone to like me
Dont worry user im sure someone will do
Hombergar bf now!
*Hugs you*
FUCK YOU NIGGER
You guys are okay sometimes. Thanks for giving me a reason to live today.
i kinda have one but we're both risk takers and also bad for each other
sucks that i can't be a better influence
You seemed sad so i wanted to cheer you up.
You have the gay. Leave Jow Forums for a week and go outside, acquire real world friends, and get a life. Also fuck off
cowboy why are you saying such things to me
This thread is a circus because you are all fucking clown's
Idk what to do then both of you trying to help each other together
because you are a overly positive obnoxious nord mutt
You think i will find a bant bf if i go outside?
we can't we commiserate
but people are enormously complicated and despite my affection i am not a great person to know
you can't bf a burger
>Says the one embarresing himself on
this thread.
Its the oppisite
Good luck anyway hope u guys find the solution
you don't like positive people?
I can bf a bf that eats burgers
You will rid yourself of your the gay if you go outside. Gays make up only 2% of the population, but make up for 40% of child molestors.
there is no fucking solution our negative energy just feeds off each other until something horrible happens
i'm sorry to tell you but i don't like burgs so i can't be your bf.
i hope you can forgive me.
>it's the opposite
>literally a no u reply
no
Im sure if u take deep breaths and relax solutions will come
k
K
what kinda people do you like then