I want a Jow Forums bf!!!

I want a Jow Forums bf!!!

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Jow Forums bf here ama

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i want you to kill yourself

kill yourself

wha why is that slice of lemon white?

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hug

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Will you give hugs?

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Jow Forums husband here, watching over you

Not really interested in having partners currently, but I hope you'll find someone here

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Only if you are ok with hand holding

Fuck off pooftah

Fuck off pooftah

I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU

No you don't.

Fuck off pooftah

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Thats why im here!

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We have a new Jow Forums slut

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Wanting a bf isnt slutty. Try again gayposter.

Onya for doing the right thing by telling that pooftah to fuck off

how would you describe your ideal Jow Forums bf?

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Stop doing this to me.


Its so hard not to give in my urges.

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just close this thread
make a thread about something you like or something you do and hope it will pick up

Lad you can't reason with a pooftah, you're wasting ya time

why do you keep trying to not be a fag?

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let's tongue kiss!

Jow Forums brown gf here
Ama

Will hold hands
Has a flat tum
Will vc and play vidya
Isn't old
Has a cute face
Hugs
Loves me

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I've lost my mind.
All these gay posters make me horny.

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You're crook in the head, sort ya self out

>play vidya
>Isn't old
>Has a cute face
fug:(

I'd rather sort my venus into uranus

most of these are mutually exclusive with posting on Jow Forums

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its time to give in

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Well I've never heard that line before, so at least ya seem a bit more creative than the average pooftah around here, but end of the day you're still a pooftah, and ya gotta fuck off

Could be but I don't care, i still want a bant bf

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Im going to lay low for a little while

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Who have you asked out?

Ask Karen.


He'll be your bf in a heart beat

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nooo i'm just kidding please don't go. you're one of my absolute favorite people to talk to!

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@greenman
U are hereby officially gay as declared by the cult of gae

do you prefer putting your peepee in poopoo, or do you prefer having a peepee in your poopoo?

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You called me straight before.
What happened?

Ill lurk in the shadows.

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It was declared by the higher ones in the council. Your sexuality is written as homosexual on paper

nooo
don't disappear!

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Karen sounds like a girls name desu...

Sex isn't the priority, I just want someone who is nice and cute and ill see where it goes

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I thought you where the king.


The king called me straight.
The king doesn't lie.
He's a man of his word.

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I just want some sort of affection, a tad of care

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Fine i called u straight. Straight up gay hah!

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*sad kot sounds

Ill hide under my blanket.

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do not put things in poopoo, it causes anal fissures!

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don't waver,mate. stay strong and stay straight.

this

*Baps ritsu*
no bullying

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Owie

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but bussies can be so nice. its hard to resist

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>tfw no Jow Forums bf.
why.

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Grrr hand over the bf's and noone will get hurt!!

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burga

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ughuu~
i want a Jow Forums bf too but there are so many cute ones to choose from and i dunno if Jow Forums permits polygamy

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degenerate laper

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You must choose 1 Jow Forums bf and love then forever!

hello cowboy

but its so difficult...

which one do you think i should choose?

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Borg

>So many cute ones to choose from
Gimme

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Irish boye

sneakfren stahp this

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What time is it over there?


You never post where euros are awake

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but he is trying to be straight and i don't wanna ruin it for him.

do you think he will succeed?

you're being a sneakfren too right now

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Fuck you

fuck me? what did you say that for?

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Somewhere between 9am and 6am
He is list lonely and losing hope

hambargor

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Its 3pm here.

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I don't sneaky sneak, I just have internet issues

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I just want someone to like me

Dont worry user im sure someone will do

Hombergar bf now!

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*Hugs you*

FUCK YOU NIGGER

You guys are okay sometimes. Thanks for giving me a reason to live today.

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i kinda have one but we're both risk takers and also bad for each other

sucks that i can't be a better influence

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You seemed sad so i wanted to cheer you up.

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You have the gay. Leave Jow Forums for a week and go outside, acquire real world friends, and get a life. Also fuck off

cowboy why are you saying such things to me

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This thread is a circus because you are all fucking clown's

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Idk what to do then both of you trying to help each other together

because you are a overly positive obnoxious nord mutt

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You think i will find a bant bf if i go outside?

we can't we commiserate

but people are enormously complicated and despite my affection i am not a great person to know

you can't bf a burger

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>Says the one embarresing himself on
this thread.
Its the oppisite
Good luck anyway hope u guys find the solution

you don't like positive people?

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I can bf a bf that eats burgers

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You will rid yourself of your the gay if you go outside. Gays make up only 2% of the population, but make up for 40% of child molestors.

there is no fucking solution our negative energy just feeds off each other until something horrible happens

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i'm sorry to tell you but i don't like burgs so i can't be your bf.

i hope you can forgive me.

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>it's the opposite
>literally a no u reply
no

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Im sure if u take deep breaths and relax solutions will come
k

K

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what kinda people do you like then

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