even autist alex honnold admitted that having a gf makes live better in every way.
what should we do?
even autist alex honnold admitted that having a gf makes live better in every way.
what should we do?
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what is this and why are you referring me to it?
We should all meat up in Vegas.
You'll be my right hand man.
Karen will be my left hand man.
> meat up in Vegas
two hands huh, you feel that confident?
Erotica
You on bottom
this guy on top
If i play my cards right then yeah.
But that guys not me
but i don't like the idea of being on the bottom
Ok.
You on top, him on bottom
what if he doesn't wanna be on bottom either
Ask him.
but i don't like the idea of being on the bottom
hello fren do you like bottoming by any chance?
i don't like the idea of being on the bottom
you don't like the idea of having peepee in your poopoo?
i don't like the idea of being on the bottom
i just asked and he doesn't
WTF HAVE YOU GUYS DONE
this was supposed to be a gf thread not another generic gay thread!!!!!
You did this to yourself.
Are we still going to Vegas?
die retard
Succeeded in trashing up this board more.
absolutely not. why would you ever wanna go to such a wretched place when you can go to the beautiful mountains?
>beautiful mountains
FUCK OFF WE’RE FULL
You're not fun.
I guess im going alone.
BAKA
*cries himself to sleep because he's all alone
>FUCK OFF WE’RE FULL
WHAT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN? I LIVE IN NORWAY NOT COLORADO!
comon irish boy! come to northern norway and we can train to run over 10 mountains in a single day or something crazy like that!
>go to Vegas
>noooo that place is wretched, let’s go to the mountains instead!
WE
ARE
FULL
thats good, i don't want your little desert!
shoo shoo!
>desert
(You)
Why you reject me like that?
I just want to have some fun.
Nobody ever wants to have fun with me.
(You) x2
>doesn’t want crime-ridden disease-infested Vegas
>proposes wholesome Norwegian mountains
>w-w-why did you reject me?
?????????
>thinking that looks impressive
OH NO NO NO NO
i would bore myself to death in a club. how could you ever find such a thing fun?
now... training on mountains, thats something i can get behind!
(You)
We could go to a silent disco on a beach.
They have so many fun activities over there.
You've never tried it.
Its a social bonding event.
Its about connecting and having fun together.
i don't see how anyone could possibly see the appeal in any of that.
we're two very different people i see.
okay kuresan don't worry i'm not gonna come to the US. you have successfully convinced me to stay in norway!
Based
But friends are supposed to have fun together.
so hows the bf situation going?
i'm nosey
I don’t like sharing things with the board.
we have very differing ideas of what constitutes as fun it seems.
here is what i like:
>shitposting
>training
>reading
>fucc
You should all go burn in hell for faggotry and I'm going to hide this fucking post
Sounds good?
type it to me on discord then bby.
i wanna know everything about everyones private lives.
Do you enjoy being alone?
Because i don't.
i love being alone. i think i could hang out with friends irl once every two weeks max. the rest of the time i need to recharge.
for as long as i can remember i've always made my mom and dad make up excuses to why i can't hang out with my friends lmao.
why wont irish boye and forest date?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/
because neither of us wants to be the woman of the relationship it seems. and it also seems we have very different ideas of what constitutes as fun hahaha
because irish boy seems to be in the closet and forrest gump here has only recently crawled out of it.
Yum risotto yum
neither of you have to be the woman?
Oh i see.
One day it will hit you.
Because Karen was my bf and forest was our fren.
Karen always goes all dark on me. Makes me feel bad.
mmm yes. let me try to simplify.
neither of us enjoy peepee in poopoo
theres more to bfs than just sex...
I see
when was the last time you talked to karen?
just suck each others peepee then baka
>theres more to bfs than just sex...
i know but earlier i offered him a date where we run an ultra marathon over ten mountains in a single day but he didn't like it!
baby steps first
try an evening walk on a grassy knoll at a park first
Today.
Dudes losing it.
i don't think we like that either. we're too straight for that!
that doesn't sound fun at all.
i think i might be too extreme for relationships hahahaha
do you really think hes losing it? he has always talked about dark things and tattoos ever since i met him, no?
the loneliness has already gotten to him
youre not!
you just have to think small first
>doesn't like sucking pp
>"gay"
wzeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
i dunno man.
would you date some autist who spends 12 hours a day training, reading and shitposting, sleeps on the floor and barely passed high school?
Its just some things he said previously that shuck me.
Wouldn't be surprised if he was on suicide watch list.
I'm not interested in dating right now, but it wouln't be fore those reasons
>but it wouln't be fore those reasons
OOF thank you so much my friend. i hope i will find a nice partner one day!
Yum risotto yum
you're saying so many bizarre things my holland friend i don't really know how to reply
Trying to fatten yourself up?
wdym? Im just eating my risotto :)
Have you tried visiting him before
Although, I'd imagine you live too far apart...
we all will
right...?
did you eat all of that by yourself>>
are you finally bulking? that tummy of yours needs to be fattened up a little bit if you ask me
He was just my Jow Forums bf
>right...?
we'll have to wait and see i guess.
no I'm not fatting up, just hadn't eaten anything today,so i was super hungry.
and stop talking about my tummy
go to sleep retarded incels
also who the fuck is that alex guy?
A happy tummy makes a happy Netherlander
>also who the fuck is that alex guy?
i couldn't recommend watching this more
oh, that guy
this is what the average autist looks like
that IS true.
but talk about something else
we can talk about irelands tummy if you want.
what do you think of his tummy?
overrated
>tfw below average
I lack chest and my abs never show like that:(
I don't know anything about this manga but I swear I dislike now because you keep posting it
Is your chest smooth?
Agreed
he says his tummy isn't as good nowadays as it was before, so he prefers posting older pictures of himself. god knows how it looks nowadays.
i wouldn't post my tummy either in its current state tbqh.
if you want a sick chest you gotta jump on a horisontal press specialty program! when you get your bench press up to ~140kg, your chest will be huge!
if you wanna know how i behave irl, take a look at it.
I actually wanted to post a before a day after pic on Jow Forums lol
Me going from good to bad.
A day, i mean AND
i will literally call the police on you creep
dating is unreachablel
that would be cool. when i finally decide to go on a weight cut again i might do the same.
I can see why you'd be apprehensive now, then
and have good luck
How big is your dick?
I know it's big, but how big?
PLEASE stop askin these questions................... >:(
noooo i don't wanna believe that
thank you very much
>i wouldn't post my tummy either in its current state tbqh.
pussy!
>press up to ~140kg,
that would be too much!
shit opinion
shit opinion
Who else is going to ask them?
Don't tell me you're embarrassed.
Im just worried. I try to put myself in other people's shoes.