Even autist alex honnold admitted that having a gf makes live better in every way

even autist alex honnold admitted that having a gf makes live better in every way.

what should we do?

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what is this and why are you referring me to it?

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We should all meat up in Vegas.

You'll be my right hand man.
Karen will be my left hand man.

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> meat up in Vegas

two hands huh, you feel that confident?

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Erotica
You on bottom
this guy on top

If i play my cards right then yeah.

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But that guys not me

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but i don't like the idea of being on the bottom

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Ok.
You on top, him on bottom

what if he doesn't wanna be on bottom either

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Ask him.

but i don't like the idea of being on the bottom

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hello fren do you like bottoming by any chance?

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i don't like the idea of being on the bottom

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you don't like the idea of having peepee in your poopoo?

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i don't like the idea of being on the bottom

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i just asked and he doesn't

WTF HAVE YOU GUYS DONE

this was supposed to be a gf thread not another generic gay thread!!!!!

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You did this to yourself.

Are we still going to Vegas?

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die retard

Succeeded in trashing up this board more.

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absolutely not. why would you ever wanna go to such a wretched place when you can go to the beautiful mountains?

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>beautiful mountains
FUCK OFF WE’RE FULL

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You're not fun.
I guess im going alone.
BAKA
*cries himself to sleep because he's all alone

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>FUCK OFF WE’RE FULL
WHAT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN? I LIVE IN NORWAY NOT COLORADO!

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comon irish boy! come to northern norway and we can train to run over 10 mountains in a single day or something crazy like that!

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>go to Vegas
>noooo that place is wretched, let’s go to the mountains instead!
WE
ARE
FULL

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thats good, i don't want your little desert!

shoo shoo!

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>desert
(You)

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Why you reject me like that?

I just want to have some fun.
Nobody ever wants to have fun with me.

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(You) x2

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>doesn’t want crime-ridden disease-infested Vegas
>proposes wholesome Norwegian mountains
>w-w-why did you reject me?
?????????

>thinking that looks impressive
OH NO NO NO NO

i would bore myself to death in a club. how could you ever find such a thing fun?

now... training on mountains, thats something i can get behind!

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(You)

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We could go to a silent disco on a beach.

They have so many fun activities over there.
You've never tried it.
Its a social bonding event.
Its about connecting and having fun together.

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i don't see how anyone could possibly see the appeal in any of that.

we're two very different people i see.

okay kuresan don't worry i'm not gonna come to the US. you have successfully convinced me to stay in norway!

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Based

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But friends are supposed to have fun together.

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so hows the bf situation going?

i'm nosey

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I don’t like sharing things with the board.

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we have very differing ideas of what constitutes as fun it seems.

here is what i like:
>shitposting
>training
>reading
>fucc

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You should all go burn in hell for faggotry and I'm going to hide this fucking post

Sounds good?

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type it to me on discord then bby.

i wanna know everything about everyones private lives.

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Do you enjoy being alone?

Because i don't.

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i love being alone. i think i could hang out with friends irl once every two weeks max. the rest of the time i need to recharge.

for as long as i can remember i've always made my mom and dad make up excuses to why i can't hang out with my friends lmao.

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why wont irish boye and forest date?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/

because neither of us wants to be the woman of the relationship it seems. and it also seems we have very different ideas of what constitutes as fun hahaha

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because irish boy seems to be in the closet and forrest gump here has only recently crawled out of it.

Yum risotto yum

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neither of you have to be the woman?

Oh i see.

One day it will hit you.

Because Karen was my bf and forest was our fren.


Karen always goes all dark on me. Makes me feel bad.

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mmm yes. let me try to simplify.

neither of us enjoy peepee in poopoo

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theres more to bfs than just sex...
I see
when was the last time you talked to karen?

just suck each others peepee then baka

>theres more to bfs than just sex...
i know but earlier i offered him a date where we run an ultra marathon over ten mountains in a single day but he didn't like it!

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baby steps first
try an evening walk on a grassy knoll at a park first

Today.

Dudes losing it.

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i don't think we like that either. we're too straight for that!

that doesn't sound fun at all.

i think i might be too extreme for relationships hahahaha

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do you really think hes losing it? he has always talked about dark things and tattoos ever since i met him, no?

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the loneliness has already gotten to him
youre not!
you just have to think small first

>doesn't like sucking pp
>"gay"

wzeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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i dunno man.
would you date some autist who spends 12 hours a day training, reading and shitposting, sleeps on the floor and barely passed high school?

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Its just some things he said previously that shuck me.

Wouldn't be surprised if he was on suicide watch list.

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I'm not interested in dating right now, but it wouln't be fore those reasons

>but it wouln't be fore those reasons
OOF thank you so much my friend. i hope i will find a nice partner one day!

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Yum risotto yum

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you're saying so many bizarre things my holland friend i don't really know how to reply

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Trying to fatten yourself up?

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wdym? Im just eating my risotto :)

Have you tried visiting him before
Although, I'd imagine you live too far apart...
we all will
right...?
did you eat all of that by yourself>>

are you finally bulking? that tummy of yours needs to be fattened up a little bit if you ask me

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He was just my Jow Forums bf

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>right...?
we'll have to wait and see i guess.

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no I'm not fatting up, just hadn't eaten anything today,so i was super hungry.

and stop talking about my tummy

go to sleep retarded incels
also who the fuck is that alex guy?

A happy tummy makes a happy Netherlander

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>also who the fuck is that alex guy?
i couldn't recommend watching this more

youtube.com/watch?v=urRVZ4SW7WU

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oh, that guy

this is what the average autist looks like

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that IS true.

but talk about something else

we can talk about irelands tummy if you want.

what do you think of his tummy?

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overrated

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>tfw below average
I lack chest and my abs never show like that:(

I don't know anything about this manga but I swear I dislike now because you keep posting it

Is your chest smooth?

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Agreed

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he says his tummy isn't as good nowadays as it was before, so he prefers posting older pictures of himself. god knows how it looks nowadays.

i wouldn't post my tummy either in its current state tbqh.

if you want a sick chest you gotta jump on a horisontal press specialty program! when you get your bench press up to ~140kg, your chest will be huge!

if you wanna know how i behave irl, take a look at it.

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I actually wanted to post a before a day after pic on Jow Forums lol


Me going from good to bad.

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A day, i mean AND

i will literally call the police on you creep

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dating is unreachablel

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that would be cool. when i finally decide to go on a weight cut again i might do the same.

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I can see why you'd be apprehensive now, then
and have good luck

How big is your dick?

I know it's big, but how big?

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PLEASE stop askin these questions................... >:(

noooo i don't wanna believe that

thank you very much

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>i wouldn't post my tummy either in its current state tbqh.
pussy!
>press up to ~140kg,
that would be too much!
shit opinion
shit opinion

Who else is going to ask them?
Don't tell me you're embarrassed.


Im just worried. I try to put myself in other people's shoes.

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