Help for incel

Being an incel sucks but you can turn things around if you put in the work on yourself. Finding a match is about standards and being brutally honest about who's in your league. Are you a fatass with no social skills who's bitter that hotties are ignoring you? Up your game or date a fatass with no social skills. Tell me what obstacles you're facing and I'll help you out.

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Or you could just buy a whore and put an end to it once and for all? Why put women on a pedestal? The only reason a woman is 'out of your league' is because another man claimed her first.

Show us your fat Jew cock

There's no point in a relationship if you don't have a foreskin

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Being incel is a dumb meme.
Just get a waifu already.

I was born with Treacher Collins Syndrome, so Iook very different from other people. As a result, I suffer from low self esteem and still live with me mum. Most mornings I come downstairs for poridge and me mum looks at me and starts to cry. She was hopeful years back, but over time I fear she's lost hope. I end up taking me poridge up to me room, where I find solace in listening to podcasts, like the Honorable Dr. Jordan B. Peterson, and sculpting 1:100 scale replicas of miniature dachshunds from clay I collect down by the stream. I hope to one day sculpt regular sized dachshunds, but for now my aspirations aren't that large. After pordige when I bring me bowl and spoon to mum she pats my head, and through tears I can hear her whimper "I'm so sorry". I've never done the bangers'n'mash with a notmale, so please help me Dr. Phil.

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Here is help

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make white children

I couldn't get it up when I bought one

Viagra.

Sure, I’ll take your advice user.
I have all of the necessary components to not be in my current position in relation to inate physical characteristics.
I’m 6’6” and have strong facial features, prominent jawline, roman nose, prominent brow ridge, defined cheek bones.
My issue is my weight. Any suggestions for a particular diet and/or inexpensive workout routine?

HOW do you determine your league necessarily?

Help me pls dr phil I have a smol cawk what do I do

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Not politics.
Mods what the fuck?

>League
Tell me when you leave high school faggot.

There are tons of home workouts that require little to no equipment.
>Also, Jow Forums doesn't seem like the proper place to have this kinda thread.

but i don't want to fuck

I'm well aware of my league, I always aim for average girls because I'm average myself, not a fatass, have a good job and okay social skills, women just dont respond to me well and I'm starting to care less now

Drop sugar entirely at first. Sometimes, this is all you need to do. If it doesn't work, diverse your diet and get rid of some or most of the carbs. Then do a 40 min fast walk every day, when you stop sweating from this exercise, increase the load to jogging. Then repeat escalating till you are satisfied with your weight.

I'm 23 years old

Eat less you fucking fatass

It was more likely nerves than anything else, but if you quit porn and wanking for a week or 2 then try again and relax I guarantee you won't have a problem

FUCK THAT. I WANT ALL OR NOTHING

I'm good looking but have abysmal social skills. How do i get someone that looks above average (4/10 and below are easy even if i'm retarded)

This, just remember to do it right away, you might not get a second chance. No condom or if she insists make holes in it.

>eat less
I eat in normal quantities, I just eat shit food you retarded bong.
You faggots eat goat shit and drink the queen’s rancid piss.
Your food is quite literally a gastronomic abomination, and the very essence of lazyness.
>”Oh I know lets just deep fry cut potato wedges and fish, that’s definitely the staple of the culinary world ain’t it?”
Also you’re probably a manlet, pavementlickers stay mad.

thanks fren. When I hired the girl, I hadn't ejaculated for a week, jerked off but didn't come which I think damaged the penis plus anxiety, the result is an embarrassment. I already dropped the porn even the nude pics, began the working out from yesterday (I am skinny tall).
Do you think things will be fixed naturally or should I see a doctor?

If it keeps happening yeah see a doctor, but for now just keep up from abstaining from porn and working out will help too, good luck

Calories in, calories out user. You need to stop boozing, eating junk and slurping down senseless carbs. Stick with the basics; chicken/fish/egg whites with broccoli, asparagus, or spinach. Stick with dark green veggies and avoid corn and carrots. Start a modest workout regime and once you progress to weights, add some red meat and rice or potatoes with some of your meals. Stick with real food; protein shakes/meal replacements are overpriced and don't do shit. 30-60 minutes of cardio w/ 45 minutes of compound lifting at least 3 days a week.

Here's a tip from a literal 30yo boomer: have friends, never decline a social invitation (my 99yo great grandmother told me this one kek) and be fun opinionated and don't be a pussy. Just le bee urself but if you're fat lose weight if you're ugly focus on your job life hobbies interests etc. Such a meme topic with the same old answers but really chicks don't know where to find you and being single is like being unemployed; it's a full time job talking to women and weeding out the useless and the desperate. Don't be a cuck, never agree to change and be the MAN. She should be the one to change for you. Oh and never ever do what women ask or say just tell them that you're on top of it and never mind.

t. slayer in my youth with no patience for games or tricks. Women SUCK but there are some diamonds in the rough. Just don't be a pussy and always do the opposite of what r**itors advise.

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I have a social circle and go out most weekends and whenever I start talking to girls they just walk away after about 15 seconds of interaction

I'd rather be alone than be with someone on my level. I am trying to improve myself, lose weight and deal with a skin condition but im doing it for myself. Not so that I can go from dating fat girls with bad skin and no social skills to some plain middling lass or even to a sociable thot.

I’m 27 years old incel. Only once had a girlfriend for a month but without sex. I consider myself not really attractive but healthy, strong. And I want too have a gilrfriend who at least will have decent genes, not obese. But the only girls who want me are a seak trash with too obvious defects like obesity, bad skin, unhealthy and so on.
And I better die childless than procreate myself with garbage genes.
This is my photo.

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Fuck off, underage faggots. This isn't Jow Forums.

>doxxing yourself on Jow Forums
OH NONONONO HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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don't go for hotties

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