Ok im hungry. Im going to the store to buy dinner so i can cook. What should I get? Give a list of ingredients pls

Ok im hungry. Im going to the store to buy dinner so i can cook. What should I get? Give a list of ingredients pls.

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Pussy juice

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No thats not food u silly

Buy clovers.

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Im serious with this ok. Im on the way to the store rn. And im hungry.

If you want i could milk you some precum.

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And the dog food is for you?

That would be sexual harrasement

get frozen stir fry and some chicken breasts

Im sorry for being rough.

You ruined my day 1 streak.
I'd eat out your tum.

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yellow rice
mushrooms, onions,, tomatoes, peppers
beef
lemon pepper seasoning
onion and garlic seasoning
any sort of beef seasoning like oxtail or Worcester
stew the beef and sautee mushrooms
serve with yellow rice
I did this and it was pretty great. the other night i made shrimp and salmon alfredo. Tonight its spaghet with italian sausage

chicken broth
tomato sauce
lentils
celery
onions
jalapeño

super secret recipe thank me later

Steamed kale, lemon, and onions sauce make for a mean side dish to any meal. Best if served with rice.

noooo not onions! S () Y sauce

fries

Sorry i kinda gave up on the thread because anons werent serious. Will keep in mind for next time though!

I was serious incwhat i said

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Ok creep

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How old are you?

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stop bothering me please

This is a better question for

Tell me how old you are and ill leave you alone.

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a tad bit late user.....

user are you even 18?

It's fine. Just shelve the experience, bother /ck/ these questions and never ask Jow Forums a serious thing.

MOOOOOOODDSSSS

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ur right. Ill just ask ck next time..

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Im guessing you're not 18.


You have to be 18 to browse this website.

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also you should make beef teriyaki
ver tasty

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I made beef teriyaki 2 days ago!

You only have a frying pan and a stove/flame?

Buy minced meat (beef, pork, chicken etc). Buy olive oil or butter. Buy one or two yellow onions. Buy a small pack (1 or 2 dl, desiliter) full cream or coconut cream, your call.
Buy a pouch of freezed Wok vegetables.
Buy a pack of rice noodles.

Fry the minced meat in oil/butter until pale brown. Move to a platter by pouring and scraping the contents of the pan on the platter.
You have chopped the onions WITH YOUR KNIFE in relatively small pieces while you meat was cooking. Now when your pan is cleared again, add oil/butter and fry those until kinda translucent with browned edges. Pour those on the same platter you poured the meat.

Add some water on the pan, half a glass maybe. Get it boiling, add the frozen veggies and boil until unfrozen. Sample a few bits. When unfrozen, pour on the fried meat and onions.

Add a cup or two of water on your frying pan.
>how much, depends on the volume of your pan
Bring the water to boil in less heat you fried your previous food items.
Add rice noodles in the boiling water. Cook until noodles get genuinely flexible.
>hot cooked rice noodles will get softer even further when exposed to sauces etc.
Pour noodles on top of everything you cooked.
Add salt to your taste.

So, where do you need the the Cream?
That's for the next chapter, in making this toothpaste a proficient home cook.

more

also garlic, lotsa garlic. easy, healthy, cheap, filling

>chicken broth
>tomato sauce
>lentils
>celery
>onions
>jalapeño

That's a soup, like a "garden soup", right?