Whats the plot synopsis of your life Jow Forums?
Whats the plot synopsis of your life Jow Forums?
Juan Jones
Wyatt Cook
> shit
Evan Brooks
>wake up
>collect all chaos emeralds
>defeat eggman
>???
Bentley Wright
Eat as many cheeseburgers as I can. And claim 100 person disability since obsesity is a disease.
Kayden Hernandez
It was a nigger who never did nothing and died.
Ian Peterson
Its the same day every day
Aaron Myers
reddit x discord collab limited run
Samuel Gonzalez
A socially retarded child is good at math
Lucas Perez
redpill
Noah Miller
The Green Elephant
Parker Sanchez
Daily reminder that you will never look like this, no matter how hard you try.
Ayden Brooks
im not even sure what the hell have i been doing all these years to be honest, doesnt seem like ive been up to much.
Elijah Powell
nothing special
Adrian Taylor
Looks like me
Gavin Davis
You promised tum pic.
What happened?
Josiah Martin
you wanted to stop gayposting what happened fag
Hudson Gutierrez
UwU
now this is a must see
post bume with haste
Camden Carter
discord?
Jason Thompson
I thought this is who you looked like.
Alexander Martinez
>be normie
>shitty choices in life
>lonely
>become gayer and gayer in puberty
>try to prepare myself for the future
Thats just the major shit in my life
Colton Richardson
First post was a joke.
What second post is about, is that Amei promised a tum pic and left me hanging.
Now she offered, im just hinting her/him down.
Jose Kelly
Just post it here.
Chase Russell
>young man fucks everything up
>can our hero redeem himself and get through life in one piece
>>>>lET'S FIND out
Matthew Parker
Why the fuck am i saying She.
Man her... I did it again.
I mean HE.
Anthony Brown
Someone got a king id on Jow Forums so you’re not really the king of Jow Forums anymore.
Daniel Cooper
Fake news
Josiah Clark
nuh uh
discord, im not letting the russhit tranner get another piece of blackmail on me
Sebastian Edwards
I don't know if it a good idea to be posting my discord on this website.
Matthew White
perfectly safe
Angel Kelly
Said who?
Will i be disappointed in what i see?
Chase Sullivan
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i wouldnt share otherwise
Aaron Parker
Its a TRAP
Picture name.
Tyler Cooper
hmm?
Charles Bailey
Name tag of picture
Cameron Peterson
man fucks everything up with no redemption arc in sight. he dies in the end
David Watson
what do you mean nametag? its apple filename
Jose Jones
Read the name tag lol
Henry Campbell
>day 0 without gayposting
Jonathan Kelly
Don't do this to me.
I was offered
Isaac Ortiz
still not understanding
Ian Cox
MISSION
FAILED
WE'LL
GET
'EM
NEXT
TIME
Ian Murphy
I need to tell you something. It's work related.
Juan Murphy
OH I GET IT LOLE
Hudson Myers
All you had to do was read the image file name.
Read this images file name.
Julian Smith
Its not fair reeeeeee.
It was a mistake.
Tell me what happened.
Bentley Wilson
D A Y 1
Justin Jenkins
Nathaniel Turner
stop being gay
Colton Diaz
sent
Blake Price
I am going to bump the post by correcting it
Elijah White
I dont know
Samuel Ramirez
So as you know, I've got a lot of dark/horror tattoos on my arms. Ever since I showed my manager the first one he asked me three times if I believed in God. Then after that he refused to put the heating because he claimed it was very expensive. The place is absolutely freezing. Now we have a new boss and every time the big boss comes to the place she deliberately turns the air con on, so I won't take my jumper off. I got a text from another college today saying that I've got to do a night shift tomorrow because she has to be there in the morning when the area manager is there. They think I'm fucking stupid. They just don't want me there while the big boss is there.
Do you think I should just text my manager and say "If my tattoos bother you then just tell me, I'll happily wear a long sleeve shirt".
What should I do?
Everyone at my place of work is overweight and they eat MacDonald's every day, I'm the only fit one there. I feel like saying "My tattoos scare you cos' you're a bunch of high estrogen faggots, you need to hit the gym and start eating well to get your testosterone levels up."
Blake Carter
delivered
Wyatt Hughes
I agree
Keep calm. You don't want to lose your job.
You probably just look intimidating.
Pull through and wait until you finish your course in the future.
Its normal for people to hate people they work with. Happens to everyone. Since they don't like you might as well keep yourself to yourself.
Your mistake was sharing yourself.
Jason Stewart
Lurking left, lurking right, the hands of Hanner has shown me the light. Follow our protagonist as he learns how to post on the underground hacking forum "Jow Forums" and meets the beautiful young Hanner with hands to rival the Mona Lisa. A story of forbidden love and restraining orders.
Rated A for autism.
Dominic Reyes
>You probably just look intimidating.
It's weird, I really don't intend to, I'm the softest person you could meet. Customers I serve seem uneasy with me, I can see it in there eyes. Strangely the girls seem to like me, I was giggling with one yesterday, she was so cute, but the onions boy guys seem to hate me.
I was thinking of getting a tattoo on my had that says "Don't judge a book by its cover". What do you think?
Sebastian Butler
Is that a JoJo reference handanon?
Landon Sullivan
Head tattoos are rarely a good idea my man.
Joshua Ramirez
I just like your hands
Connor Sullivan
I meant hand lol
Grayson Morgan
>Is in Britain, a cucked nanny state
>There is basically nothing this guy can do that he wouldn’t receive colossal arsepain over
>Has some tats
Oh shit oh fuck he nigg nhogg ban he
What the fuck else goes through someone’s brain if they have a serious problem with tats. It’s so crippled. I don’t have tats but the only thing I have against tats is that once you’re old and wrinkly they might look a bit crap.
A middle class sped leads a relatively shite-in-all-respects life until he figures out he’s pretty fuckin good at maths and physics. Hijinks ensue.
Noah Butler
>Hanner
are you a boy or a girl?
bant/image/1565/19/1565199923055.jpg
Xavier Edwards
What if they are just jealous.
>i was giggling with one
I mean it's a cute idea but i bet they will try to get rid of you if you have a visible tattoo.
Just like you're not allowed to wear jewellery.
Andrew Rivera
you're a tall, handsome, tattooed up fit boy. i don't blame them for finding you intimidating.
its just a primal instinct exhibited by insecure people
Caleb Mitchell
Why are you collecting images?
Tyler Gray
oh okay that definitely seems like a better place
Noah Diaz
absolute perv, why are you looking at hanners bumbum
Nathaniel Rogers
T-hanks. It's really weird though, I used to be the s.oy boy last year, I feel like I've changed as a person. I'm even extra polite to people who give me dirty looks but I don't know why I bother.
Camden Foster
Im a dumb tranny
Hahah ok
But pls dont cut them off
I need them for work
Levi Ross
He gay
Zachary White
Dont worry i didnt save yours
you didnt save mine did you?
looking through the archive
i see
cool it
Jace Ortiz
Yeah i saved yours.
Gonna use it as black mail.
Wyatt Moore
trickster
Connor Cooper
When I first went to the tattoo parlor the guys there have heavy tattoos, I admit they did look a little intimidating, but they're really nice people when you speak to them. It's made me less judgemental. The only people I judge are obese people, I think they're a disgrace to society.
You're very pretty, and you're probably a really nice person. ;)
Andrew Hall
Hehe dumb American.
I also sent you an old picture.
Joshua Reyes
so are you skinnier now or chubbier?
Isaiah Harris
keep being polite to the people giving you weird looks and such. don't fall down to their pathetic level!
also, if you feel like you're being unfairly treated you could possible contact the authorities or something, can't you? i'd imagine something similar should be possible as you should not be discriminated against in the workplace on grounds of your appearance.
Juan Cooper
What size feet are you?
Juan Taylor
I have to keep myself together.
Matthew Russell
43
what a bizarre thing to ask〜
Dylan Ortiz
Depends all on the day
1 day i look skinny the other day skinny fat. I've been out of gym for 4 months now. That picture is 2 months after. You don't want to see me now.
Andrew Lopez
8.5 to 9 mostly 9
Chase Gomez
40/41 eu
I try to be nice, but teasing bant bois is too much fun
Ill never cool it you flaming fruit!
I belive in you Irish-user!
Luis Sullivan
>plot synopsis of your life Jow Forums?
The eternal star Lord of the three great Spaces and four other times was born in 287654873 Cicle L.R.F.
Invictus and Perfect Creation of God.
Cooper Richardson
I'm size 11
Matthew Hall
No no, you see just a misunderstanding
How tall r u by the btw?
Ryan Cook
Foot fetish
Jack Morales
Im
5'9
Thats BIG!
Hudson Nelson
wtf why is your body so big.
its unfair.
Charles Sanchez
Karen out chadded us all
Christian Young
*copes*
b-but he still weighs less than me so i could still beat him up. HMPH-
Alexander Carter
Karen im looking at your recent pics
how tall are you? (in imperial units pls)
Thomas Foster
He got smol pepe.
Still out mogging him.
Jayden Bennett
thats good. no one should be allowed to be perfect.
coping feels nice
Benjamin Adams
I bet my bulgie is bigger than your bugler
Jackson Perez
you're probably right, my peepee is smol too.
good thing i'm probably never gonna have to use it
Leo Gomez
Time to post them so we can officially settle this
Jonathan Campbell
Don't say that.
WE WILL ALK MAKE IT
Pepe is off limits fo girls. Only guys can look at it.
Brandon Walker
Big feet, big shoulders and smol pepe. It seems a weird combination.
Asher Clark
>Pepe is off limits fo girls. Only guys can look at it
Days without gayposting: 0