11 Reasons Why Every Straight Male Should Try Bottoming

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SUCK THE DICK BIGOT

It's an online propaganda article. Imagine saying to your friends that you are putting things in your ass... You would have no friends.

Which means, it is just propaganda clickbait shit. This article.

always prefered a pyramid weight myself

Sounds gay.

Degenerate.

I tried it. It’s like shitting backwards.

that is a good rig
i like to use one of these bad boys so i have more control over weight placement

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Hitler, please come back.

Might be worth a try if it feels good?
Who knows.

>Alexander cheves scrambles for 11 reasons to hide the fact that he's a fucking faggot and getting aids was totally worth it.

EAT THE ONIONS AND MASTURBATE BIGOT

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YES. 100% YES.

I'M READY TO GET BUMMED BY HOT GUYS, STRAIGHT PRIDE.

CUM IN MY MOUTH AND THEN POUR SAND IN MY MOUTH AND THEN POUR MAYONNAISE ON THE SAND. STRAIGHT POWER.

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"it feels good" is not a reason for a sentient being to do something

Obv

3. Female Pegging Ain’t Going Nowhere

Just let your girlfriend fuck you

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Straight women should try rape, they might orgasm. And life's all about feeling good, right?

That counts as bottoming?

>and it will be messy at times — most sex is.
uh, no, I never ended up with a bed full of shit when fucking my gf

do these people live in a fairy tale world?

4.You Learn More About Butts, and That’s a Good Thing

Yes. Bottoming is more or less just whose hole is being used

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If you never ended up with a bed full of shit your doing it wrong.

So then does it count as topping if I put beins in bagina?

the incidence of anal cancer within the gay male community and MSM has risen by as much as an astounding 1800%

lavendermagazine.com/our-lives/the-next-gay-plague-anal-cancer/

11 reasons why straight men should get AIDS

I been looking for women to peg Me for years.

thanks, mister Goldshekelbergstein

I'll pass on taking sex advice from people who become aroused every time they drive by a sewage spill.

Bifag here, it really does feel good desu

As a straight man with a gay sex fetish, people should give ass play a go. Don't dive in to getting fucked raw by Jamal in the local bathhouse, but there's no harm in trying something small and easy for novelty's sake.

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>2019: If you aren't bottoming, you are a homophobe
>2025: If you don't let your kids bottoming, you are a homophobe

Bottoming isn't gay, topping is gay because you're getting hard for another guy

not bottoming but try out prostate massage

Fucking faggots need to be kicked in there fucking faces and then castrated they are nothing but disgusting walking, talking, human std cultures,

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technically not because topping and bottoming requires too cocks

Not so. If you let a chick fuck you in the ass with a strap-on, you're definitely a bottom, faggot.

wtf my asshole is gaping now

This. Seriously, what is wrong with these people?

A strap-on is anot a cock. That's like saying I could top and bottom solo by shoving a dildo up my ass.

I can think of one reason not to, and it outweighs all 11.

A lot of them are just lonely men who have bought into one too many Jew lies. They can be saved.

Utter bullshit sticking things in your ass over and over is likely to cause not prevent cancer what a fucking tool.

Jow Forums bigots lose out again due to their closedmindedness

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>They can be saved.
Nope. I used to think so too.

I am better now...

Sounds like you could use a prostate massage

Soon.

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That's okay, Pierre. You go ahead and take all the dicks for us. We're cool with that.

This is one of many reason why fags will get their due in a couple of years.

The same people who insist that they're born that way and it's not a choice and therefore blameless victims of heterosexual hate also insist that they can turn straight men gay but seriously guys c'mon it's not a choice it's biology

>it sucks for a long time but you have to keep doing it until it hurts less, you get used to the mess and then it'll suck less.
Literally even trying and not liking isn't good enough.

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This article is fags that are hoping to prey on straight men, liberals run on propaganda, it is in their blood. They are tired of explaining in person how the straight guy they are crushing on should try gay stuff with them 1 time.

>Jow Forums bigots lose out again due to their closedmindedness
> t. Literal faggot who, out of white guilt, offers his rectum to migrants to show his tolerance and just how not racist he is
Peddler of filth

Checked and this.

Don't take this advice ever. If you want to enjoy gay sex for real what you need is a master handler to order you exactly what to do and give you the proper correction for not pleasing the Master Dom well enough.

If he's really good he'll tie you in a sling to be edged and gang banged for hours. Nipple and foot action included. You'll be desperate to shoot and blow the biggest load of your life.

Preferably all while using poppers. But it's hard to find good ones anymore and you don't need all that lung damage on top of the ass beating you'll be taking.

I'm on LPSG if you wanna play sometime.

I prefer this on the bottom

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Wait is this about anal sex or life in general?

That was it boys
Proceed to PHASE 2, we said there wouldnt be a phase too but we have to, they forced an outcome.

Do they actually believe straight men are going to become fags because they wrote an article?

It doesn't suck at all when you know what your doing. I've taking many ass cherries and they always come back looking for more.

Shutg up kike, a rabbi will toasty for this.

The secret is no shitfucks. Have the enema ready just in case he's too inexperienced to know this already.

that's why the term comes from the gay scene. Because there you have (at least) two cocks involved.

that's called pegging,not topping. And a strap on isn't a cock, it's a dildo.
A tranny could top a man.

Not the adults. But they teach this to children now.

That was it you have a dead rabbi in NYC already to your fuckng credit

You're still a faggot bottom, degenerate.

>you aren't a man unless you get tucked in the ass

And then one day for no reason at all.....

The one is a metaphor for the other. Not sure which came first.

The only time I "bottom" is when the wife rides me cowgirl.

No, but they can be tops. The problem is the gay community has a massive shortage of 'tops only. Now that everyone is already pozzed they no longer fear bottoming so much and get into pretty soon after.

>11 reasons why you should let us poz you.

Die of the complications brought by having GRID, faggots.

Based

What the actual fuck. Gay guy here.

I'm a woman but I've pressed my fingers into a man and it worked so I know that men can get off through anal stimulation. men are faggots because they love it even if they don't admit it, faggot.

>I'm gonna go find people that hate faggots and be a massive faggot.

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Your constitution turns spanish by 2050. enjoy spicville

Get the fuck off of poll you faggot

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>A tranny could top a man.

And pre-transition mtf tranny. Please be specific. Shit's already complicated enough in tranny land.

>As a straight man with a gay sex fetish

just come out as fag already you degenerate bong

I am filled with rage, and I haven't even read a word.
May Sutr burn this world.

It's just testimony. I was a good Christian boy once. You need to know what the heebs have done to me.

>11 reasons why gay men should try fucking pussy

>willingly giving yourself enemas for fun
no thanks
I had it once when they took out my appendix
I could spend the rest of my life without ever doing that again

>every straight man should be a faggot
No.

>If you went back in time 5 years ago and described to yourself the future events, would he believe you?
Yes. I've been here since OWS so nothing surprises me anymore

What da fuck is bottoming?
Btw I do not want to know!

Based and stoicpilled

Lure gays to your place on CL then murder them and sell their assets. Thinking this is the way of getting rich in the future.

Nah. I genuinely believe straight men are a bit envious with of the facility with which gay men can hook up a good time sex wise, even as they find the 'activities' themselves abhorrent.

It's like they don't understand even with all the modern female degeneracy, a man is going to put out when he's in need. This is knowledge we lost once porn culture went viral.