User have u taken the prostate redphill?

No im not a waste God created me for showing humans the way actually u are the one who wastes
It feels good tho
Everyone will be enlightened about it!!!

Have you taken the cyanide pill yet? You should.

>pure
>on Jow Forums
Ehh...

No God thinks i shouldnt

>No im not a waste
yeah sorry faggot but you are. why don't you go outside and get laid so you can stop shitting up my board with your sexual frustration?

>your board
Sorry its mine now.

God has abandoned you and you know it

Who’s going to feed it to them, the Ice Cream Maid?

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how do you even reach

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virgin

(X) bigger than your gay

I am God
She can teach kids about dicks and ass and pussy but the curriculem has more on prostate and butt i dont want it to be taboo
Its hard but just train on it and one day u can do it!!! Or buy dildos or something
Eh actually im God so i impregated someone before

at this rate you will never get laid

>Eh actually im God so i impregated someone before
who even says shit like that

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cringe general

To be honest im not even trying. Im doing my future and am waiting for my rusky boy
You
It became cringe when u posted user

explain this pill to me

>To be honest im not even trying
funny how you virgins always have the same excuse, it's like you're a fucking hivemind. well i'm here to tell you that's not the reason fag it's because you spend 12 hours a day larping in front of a screen. those guys or chicks you want to bang don't know who you are you're a fucking nobody.

EXIT ONLY

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>admits hes not trying
>"well obviously you arent trying!!!"
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

God loves fags

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i live paycheck to paycheck and nearly never get to buy myself anything. this includes toys
its like ive taken the prostate pill but i forgot to drink water with it

ever heard of applying salt to the wound? brainlet

yeah
its called a waste of time

I think it would be best for you and everyone around you if you just went to bed. You want Ice Cream Girl’s small assistant to help comfort you to sleep?

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Its rounded shape and u put it up the butt to gain forbidden knowledge
I guess i could go to parties or do dating services but i really am not into that .tell me user. Why would i just give away my virginity like that? I have someone i cant give it up now. I guess ur just a manslut
No!!
This!
Oof. Hope tyour economy gets better

Its almost 12 am here lole

Okay, so how do you want the small assistant to comfort you?

must suck being retarded

>you get laid.. s-s-slut!
you're just a burlap sack full of cope aren't you. lost cause really aye maybe you're actually doing humanity a favour staying in that room

dumb slut cope

I don't get it. That sounds painful. What is it and why do you do it?

;) u know how
I know sex feels good but you shouldnt be so obsessed with it that it takes all of your meaning in life

get laid

Because u learn about the prostate and how much good it can feel.
k

have you given up because you know it will never happen?

do you know the power of the prostate straya?

How can she comfort you in a non-sexual way because you’re obviously extremely horny.

you sure don't. maybe go find out

are you available for lessons

I see. And how do you make that happen?

No. I know it will happen
Cuddles are nice
By stimulating the prostate

no, you probably smell

>I know it will happen
no you don't

Yes

i smell like baby lotion
smell aside the answer is yes?

You know she’s basically the size of from your thumb to the tip of your index finger. But she can still cuddle with you.

Wrong
Based
So cute will do then

So have some fun times with that then as she sleeps with you. So goodnight.

take a shower dickhead

i've never been wrong in my entire life

why would i put on lotion without having taken a shower?
dumb slut

how good does it actually feel?

v gud

like vvvvvv gud?

ye

Leg-shaking amazing, and you can jerk off afterwards. Back to back orgasms.

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you probably have a lotion fetish dumb virgin

Good nite!
Sounds stupid
I heard some people have become addicted to it

weak and cringe
come on straya

rich coming from the brainlet

and putting lotion on for no reason isn't?

>says the brainlet

>i don't get laid because i don't wanna! hmph!

no way

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As i said i am saving it for a boy

>As i said i am saving it for a boy
> bisexual
douuuubt
but go get that D, is nice

Im trying my hardest!!! I might just rnd up with some stupid one night stand but hopefully i can br sweet and pure for my boy

>Im trying my hardest!!! I might just rnd up with some stupid one night stand but hopefully i can br sweet and pure for my boy
cute. first boy i sexed i pushed away. he wanted to be bfs though. i was just not ready for such things at that time. sex was a lottle awkward too. go on dates first and cuddle a lot :3

ive never been able to cum from only anal. anyone got tips? also is it supposed to feel like i need to pee?

Save plenty of time for yourself.
And yes, that means you’re doing it right.
Mood is also a key factor, going at it just to cum instead of being really into it is a good way to fail.

>Save plenty of time for yourself.
i spent like 1 and a half hours earlier today fucking my ass and eventually gave up. this happens every time that i try doing anal only.

I fingered myself and almost came just from 2 fingers but gave up because lack of stamina. I suck at too ;(

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Time to ride dildos then.

i was using a dildo.

I wanna! Gonna dew it while erping for extra degeneracy

Neckbeards

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I have. Funnily enought I fucked my ass yesterday that I was barely able to stand up afterwards. I was shaking and cum was leaking out of my benis the whole time and I collected it in a cup and drank it afterwards. Not joking or anything. My ass hurt afterwards though because the dildo was big and hard.

Huh?