present your countries Champion for battle
Present your countries Champion for battle
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Who is that
I present this dead wallaby
either you surrender or I eat you
choose your fate
Also for Canada I offer Patrick Chan skater of souls.
They say he scampers around the streets of Vancouver on the nights of a big hockey game.
When the unsophisticated troglodyte Canucks fans stumble outside the hockey stadium in a joyous adrenaline soaked drunken stooper he stalks them.
He chases them down at 55km per hour in his skates, on the hard pavement they spark and set the surrounding area ablaze.
With a flying 360 kick he slices his victims head off and catches it in his teeth all at once.
The hunt is complete, Patrick retreats.
The entire lower East side is leveled to ash.
Thousands of hobos and crack dealers are dead, the Roxy stands proud amongst the destruction because that place refuses to fucking die.
The city is safe for now, but Chan hungers still.
I must prepare, the time for one man to stand up against terror is now.
i summon melonpan
i don't know but they are many.
>*smuckles*
>The Power of Brexit™ is in these hands
>You will know never such power
> YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD
This fight will be soon over
i want to send pictures and media of melonpan to the past to create an alternate timeline where switzerland started world war 3
You know melonpan is a Jow Forums user, there is a tiny chance that i'm talking with melonpan right now.
prove it
Good luck defeating him
Why would melonpan come to Jow Forums though? We're literal shit.
i would say he's either on:
(posting pics of himself)
or any of the japanese culture boards:
Right, so why would he come here? There are so many other boards that hit what he would care about.
fuck i meant not
answer: he wouldn't
i rarely spot other swiss posters on Jow Forums, and none of them stay for long. i think there are around 2 swiss posters on Jow Forums, me being currently one of the more active ones.
Does he still stand as your representative for the upcoming battle though?
i can't lose with him
he's almighty
Praise be to he and his all powerful presence.
Enjoy our hero and most powerful champion.
None of you ever had a chance
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DRACHENLORD
Mickie D'.
You really think he’ll win?
Ey ihr arschlöcher! VERPISST EUCH VON MEINEM HAUS!
*proceeds to swing his dual wield sticks of destruction*
You just can't beat the great General
Every other country is screwed now.
not yet.
You're right, I spoke too soon
President of Slovenia Borut Pahor joins the Fight!
joachim ronneberg, leader of operation gunnerside
He is ready and anxious for battle.
Thanks for that now I have boten anna stuck in my head.
Everything in this World (and in the Space) goes through Tux. Literally.
i was thinking of this one
youtube.com
no explaination needed
new challenger approaching!
My Brother.. My Captain..
My King.