Smoke weed
Smoke weed
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Evuhriday
I want to, but no.
imean
i didnt smoke it but I had a brownie
does that count???
I don't smoke nor eat THC.
I have heard good things about CBD though. Never tried.
I need to try edibles
first time I was stoned was with edibles
>6 months ago
>come home from school with mcdonalds in my bag
>let dogs out to run in yard while I find snack
>find container of muffins father hath made up
>eat muffin while I watch dogs
>go to bedroom
>lurk 4chans
>45 mins later
>eating mcdouble and junior chicken I had fused into a mcgangbang
>"why does this feel weird in my mouth"
>"this isnt normal"
>wtf.jpeg
>stop eating
>try to talk
>sluring like crazy
>"am i having a stroke" literally said this
>confused for a few minutes until I realize
>my dad makes edibles
>laugh it off for a couple seconds
>until
>"what if its not"
>freak the fuck out for two hours
>think im dying
>think I have died and was in a weird after life
>think of calling ambulance
>"I should call dad before I call 911"
continue?
do NOT smoke weed
>do [...] smoke weed
do NOT do NOT do NOT
You're sending me mixed messages.
YOU ARE A DUMB NIGGER THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
GO SMOKE WEED, WEED SMOKING NIGGER
dude
#PINKYBONGREVOLUTION
II would like to know more
Look what you did r/banter! We made happy lively Monx leave 4chen and now he is a depressed drug addicted normalfag poster no one will ever care about.
This is correct.
based
yisyis
>call father
>in these exact words
>Dad-"Hello?"
>"hey dad.... what was in those muffins?"
>Dad (after a pause)- "Did you eat one?
>"yeah"
>Dad - "did you eat a whole muffin?"
>"yeah"
>he laughs a little bit
>"don't worry, you'll just be high for a few hours"
>this calms me
>"uh okay"
>laugh it off
>dunno what to do
>sit around for what was like an eternity
>get thirsty
>like REALLY parched
>go down to kitchen to get some water
>I hear my brother down there making a sandwich or sumthin i dont knwo
>"brother!"
>bro- "yeah?"
>"I got into one of dads muffins"
>b -"so?"
>"im fucked up!"
>b- "okay."
>he turns around
>he sees my eyes
>he points and laughs
>tells me to play wasteland vidya
>"how?"
>b- "just play through it" he knows this, he's been smoking weed since he was freshmen
>have more fun in mojave vidya than ever
More?
!!!update!!!
the brownie really kicked in now and Im just stiiting there with my jaw slack
why do I like metal rock all of a sudden???
based brother
get a better hobby
I care about you
Listen to this youtu.be
OOOOOOOHhhhhhh shid
this is amazingg!
I enjoy, isleposter!
bumpo
is thread kill?