Language thread

In two weeks i am going to the university and i should pick a second language to learn there.
Western languages are:
German
French
Spanish
Portuguese
Italian

Eastern languages are:
Japanese
Mandarin
Korean
Arabic

Which one should i chose? Why?
I am thinking between spanish and italian right now, caz i know many good books in it.

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Which languages do you know already?

German so you can branch out to nordics and pretty much cover whole of europe.
Spanish a shit. French is retarded. Portuguese is plain pointless hue hue hue.

Italian

Americano and Rusky
But all nordics are cuckold, aren't they? What is the point of hanging out with them?
Spanish sounds cool and there is cool literature on it, same with macaroni

German is a solid choice, although I don't really think "branching out" to Scandi languages works the way the other user suggests.

If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you like to go? Spanish or Portuguese is great for visiting both Iberia and South America.

>Japanese
>Mandarin
>Korean
>Arabic
Japanese or Mandarin. Korean, Arabic doesn't matter

You have nip as a choice and still need advice? I am disappointed, anonymous.

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don t do german its really hard
there are random articles you need to learn
French
Spanish
Portuguese
Italian
would all be pritty easy

I would go to states or singapore really.
What the point of learning jap at the university if i can just watch hentai with subs?

>But all nordics are cuckold
Jow Forums is to the right, please go there

Reason numero uno: you can watch untranslated stuff.
Reason numero dos: you don't have to rely on some faggot's assed translation.
Reason numero tres: you can focus more on boobies.
As a bonus you can be infinitely more smug on the chans. Enuff said.

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Well you got the point there, but if i go full weeb how do i get real gf then?

The real question is: why would you get a real gf?

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To become first otaku who get laid ofc

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I see. In that case, turning on full-weeaboo modo would earn you even greater prestige upon completing the deed, wouldn't it? At least assuming you could actually do it, even without that.

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Then learn arabic and buy a bride from isis.

Well, that is a good advise, kurwa, thank you.

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Make us proud, блять.

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I'd pick japanese as a meme but german is a fun language

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JESUS CHRIST AND YOU'RE EVEN ASKING FOR IT?! Op pick French because it's easy as fuck compared to other languages,it's mostly getting used to pronounce and remembering words

English

Why not Italian? I've been to Italy and France+french Swis, in my opinion Italy is better.

I didn't learn much french but for how I see it it's muuch simpler than italian

Why do you think so? Does your native language have complicated grammar or what?

I'd learn Spanish, it's hard to pick up in the beginning and a bitch with irregular conjugations, so if you're ever going to learn it properly you need a teacher. I started with Spanish and it was super easy for me to pick up French and Italian later because the grammar is similar

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learn hebrew
>arabic in the same group as chinknese and nipponese
what did they mean by this

Why not shebrew though

what you are sympathetic to arabs now?

Afrikaans.

>books
Italian, French, German, Mandarin and Arabic are all good contenders
French would be the easiest to learn since you've already learnt English