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w-what are you staring at?
il piccolo, where is he?
i have ice cream and chocolate cookies for him, we have such fun times together in my basement
just tell me where he is and no one gets hurt
I do not fear you, servant of the darkness.
I don't know what you are talking about, sir.
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Stand down brothers
I see you have found my last bastion of peace you wretched agent of evil
B-But my liege..!
get in the van this is not negotiable
I AM GROWING IMPATIENT
The Little One is safe with us, you foul creature.
You cant just go away like that without a fight!
Do not fret, he will not take me in our own lands
Release my child you curr
Have at thee!
Please let us assist you in your battle, M'lord!
No need, this mere vassal is no match for me
you cannot satisy him with delicacies such as i...
come little apu i have free candy betty crocker biscuits in my basement..
You dare insult my honor yet refuse to prove your mettle? Agents of darkness truly hold no integrity in their hearts
Dumb frogposter
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OH HELLO THERE BIG FROG, SO STRONG... SO ANGRY... YOUR MUSCLES MUST HURT SO MUCH FROM LIFTING ALL THE TIME TRYING TO ESCAPE INCELDOM, BUT I TELL YOU, BIG FROG, THERE IS NO ESCAPE... YOU MUST BE SO SORE... COME WITH ME YES.... COME WITH ME TO MY BASEMENT AND STEP INTO MY TORT- EH... RELAXATION APPARATUS TABLE™
DO NOT BE AFRAID OF THE STRAPS I BIND THEE WITH FOR YOU WILL BE SNUG... SNUG LIKE A BUG IN A RUG, SNUG LIKE A BUG THAT CANNOT MOVE
COME WITH ME YES YES?
You can't fool me I am trained in kekjutsu. But I'll humor you for now
im proud and alarmed that i can ifentofy yhis pasta in latin
are you coming to my basement or not
Very well, I shall follow
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follow me down the steps little one
i hope you like fairy bread and spaghet dinner is almost ready
Thanks for the dinner fren
for some reason, it tastes like poo. can i have some more?
no, thank u fren
absolutely not!
>Speak™ English™ Immigrant™
TACE, BASTARDIS
TACE BASTARDI* CASVS VOCATIVUS, PLURALIS, MASCVLINVS
my spelling is fine
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