Happy day

For every Pole there comes this time in life - one every twenty years - when they have to renew their Polish citizenship.
To do so is a hassle, but among exams such as embroidering regional designs onto frill dresses of local girls, or test in which you have to prove swiftness of your machete, there comes this particular trial - no matter how old you are - where you gotta make a batch of pierogi..

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Hiya!

Always wanted to learn how to make pierogi..

To start it off with, you gonna need following ingredients:

* three cups of flour
* one cup of boiling / very hot water
* spoonful of softened butter
* little bit of salt~
* something to put inside of pierogi /ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\ ᶦᶰ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶜᵃˢᵉ ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵃᵖᵖᶫᵉˢ⋅

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After you secure enough space, pour your flour into a flat surface. Add salt and butter, and make a tiny volcano for this is where we will be pouring our hot water!

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Nice! I've only heard of potato pierogi before!

hello poland! is this a cooking thread?

dont its terrible

Don't make the same mistake like me of choosing yourself poor place to begin with, rather just use your entire cupboard for it.

After you pour a little bit of hot water, shred it to noodles with your machete.
Repeat until you are out of water~

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If one cup of water wasn't enough, get yourself some extra from the kettle.
Just make sure not to scald yourself with it, you can use your machete at first to let dough absorb it easier, in case water is too hot.

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..clean up your working space..

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!!!
Polish traditions
We have those renewal of br citizenship over here but they all in free top 10 mmos

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AAAAAH

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..and divide the dough into two separate pieces.
Pin it out till it's of resonable thickness.

now brb cuz I'm stuck at this part

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No.

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Brb, omw home.

Machete

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Hey there Happy Day, it’s me, Elliot Rodger here.

Henlo happy day thread!

I've never heard of a pierogi before but I'm eager to learn!

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I think Poland is dead. We all killed him.

Dumb gay poster

well shit, if poland is dead how do we perform thread?

no, baka, is a ruse, you are supposed to have your wife make the pierogi for you instead
it's a trick order!

Dumb gay bantstalker.

D-DID I SAY "PIEROGI"?!
What I meant by that was a-ahh.. dumplings! ʸᵉᵃʰ!
Hahah good ol' dumplings, am I right??

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BOIL THEM!!
Like.. an hour or two.. depends how many times the normal thickness you used.

So yeah! That were pier-- I mean dumplings!
Don't let them get overcooked or stick to the bottom

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Nice

And on a slightly off-topic thing..
Does anybody have a place to accommodate a young Pole?
Programme for failed Poles will pay half of the rent.

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nice, very good dumplings

If I make them really small will they be ready in a few minutes?

Do I have to playe top 10 mmos for Brazil citizenship? ʕ•ᴥ• ʔ
*padde crowe*
One day you will get a "bruh" id and you will be very sorry.
Sup Elliot o/
It's a Polish cousine, basically dumplings but fancier.
Search for them on Google if you wanna o/
Yeah! Good luck with that though.
ˢᵗᵘᵇᵇᵒʳᶰ ᵈᵒᵘᵍʰ⋅⋅

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how are things today outside of making the wrong thing?

Always rember happy day Anonee..
Wen day is sadd, always rember to hide yourself somewhere nice and let the world forget about you for a moment - and you about the world~

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Haven't felt so weak in a while, weather was straight up suffocating and I could barely breath at the gym for some reason.

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Remberedd

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rembered!

neat, I finally defeated the Zyclone! we now have waitress kot on our side for 100% crit chance

So today was a tiring day, but it’s all fine now.
Also rembered.

Remberrrrr

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Pls no dying!

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I need to have a farm in my house and bake pic related at least once a week or (((They))) will send me back to homeland until I unintentionally say train

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I will report results after I do it
Remembered

100% crit for everynyan?
Tiring you say.. yeah I can relate.
Still feel it in my back. Did you do anything productive or just non-essential tiredness got you..?
There was some rain in the evening and it's supposed to be rainy all night, so I'm looking forward to it.
life is hard when air is water
lole
>until I unintentionally say train
Explain that part pls, it's for cultural enrichment purposes.

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I did work and it was all good.

unfortunately, just for waitress cat. still pretty overpowered though because it can fucking obliterate just about any metal enemy encountered

back from the gym and now I feel exhausted.
I may even pass out at any moment
goodnight

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pic related
You should never overwork yourself if you just came out of a recess.
Week long soreness isn't a myth and it hurts, especially in chest areas.
Good!

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I did not find anything but train (choo choo not training) can mean "group of objects" even though no one says it like that. People from that region adapted the "group of objects" into "thing" so they insert "train" into every phrase. I could be thinking too much and they just like to say train because it's the only state with trains. I forgot another thing I was going to say but tldr train=thing there.

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Nice slang for shtick.

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ingredients:

* three cups of cocaine
* one cup of boiling / very hot cocaine
* spoonful of softened cocaine
* little bit of cocaine~
* cocaine to put inside of cocaine /ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\ ᶦᶰ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶜᵃˢᵉ ᶦᵗ'ˢ cocaine⋅

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Other than that I don’t know what to talk about now.

Status update:
My pierogi are poison. Please, don't follow this guide, seek medical help if it's too late.
Cooked these fuckers for 1.5 hour, about 0.5 hour being under lid.
It's poison.

We don't have to lole

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F

Yes
And you must not pay a single money for those
Oh but pão de queijo is our best export

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remb2

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What happened? That was going to be my dinner

Bugs ate them. End of topic. Never ask for them ever again or they will eat you as well.

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So I should not make mine because it will attract bugs?

Oh shid
Don't die

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I wasn't stupid enough to actually eat them.
Good thing this wasn't my dinner, else I would be mad mad~
..yes.
On top of that it's poison, don't eat it.

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What is dinner tho?

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it waz borgars
over six hours ago

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LATE REMBER !! :3

Remembered!

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sauce?

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perv

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