HELLO THIS IS COOL CAT

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SURE, COOL-FRIEND! I'LL TELL DADDY DEREK TO GO GET THE OIL RIGHT NOW. WE CAN MAKE IT A THREESOME!

What is this even-
I lOVvvvve babies!

youtu.be/aQ3yl-Cb6m4

WHAT'S WRONG?

WASSUP COOOOOOOOOOOOOL CAT? HAHAHA. Hey, Cool Cat, sometimes my daddy comes home smelling of something weird and plays karate with mommy. Do all grown ups do that?

I LOVE BABIES TOO!

hey cool cat, remember the time you btfo’d that druggie dog fucker from yms? good times

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I genuinely can’t tell if this is a parody or if Derek has just snapped oh dear

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You cant run forever Cool Cat. Well catch you, and youll rot in jail

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SURE! DADDY DOES THAT ALL THE TIME. GROWN UPS SURE ARE WIERD.

THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK! I'M THE FASTEST COOLEST CAT IN THE WORLD!

YOU BET I DO! THAT SHOULD TEACH BULLIES LIKE HIM WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH DADDY DEREK!

HELLO? IS ANYBODY STILL THERE?

you’re cool as shit mr. cat

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YOUR'E NOT BAD YOURSELF, OFFICER!

this thread is pretty exciting

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THANKS, NEW FRIEND! WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

oh um s-sorry for the slow response i have severe social anxiety. you can call me Neat Nate (its not my real name hehe)

*sips*

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THAT'S A NEAT NAME, NEAT NATE! IT'S TOTALLY OKAY TO HAVE ANXIETY! LOTS OF MY FRIENDS AT SCHOOL HAVE ANXIETY!

THAT'S A REALLY COOL PICTURE! DID YOU DRAW IT YOURSELF?

naw, it's from the an Italian drama called the Sopranos

OH, I MIGHT HAVE HEARD OF THAT! IS IT GOOD?

thanks cool cat i hope to be as cool and extroverted as you one day. Were you always this way?

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Hey Kalashni.

yeah, it's about a kid with a dream.

This isnt cool, Cat

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OH NOOOOOO! I USED TO BE A LITTLE BOY NAMED DEREK SAVAGE JR. BUT ONE DAY MY DADDY TURNED ME AND MOMMY INTO ANTHROPOMORPHIC CATS WHO CAN ONLY TALK WITHOUT MOVING OUR MOUTHS!

THAT SOUNDS GREAT! CAN I FIND IT ON NETFLIX?

WHAT'S NOT COOL? IS BUTCH THE BULLY SPREADING RUMORS ABOUT ME AGAIN!

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on meatspin.com

I dont like that you mock that poor boy. Not only does he have a speech impediment, he has no father at home, and may also have a learning disability. He craves attention, but only knows how to get it through negative actions, and instead of trying to lead him down a better path in life and being the role-model he desperately needs, you don’t invite him to your parties and single him out as a ‘bully’. That is what isn’t cool, Cat.

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OH NO I SAID TOO MUCH! I SAID TOO MUCH! NO ONE IS SAFE! HIDE THIS THREAD BEFORE DADDY DEREK SEES!

WELL MAYBE IF HE WASN'T SUCH A MEANIE!

*secretly cuts your dick off and shoves it up your ass*

Hey cool cat, nice 2 meet ya
What is your favorite kind of juice?

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Is that the REAL cool cat?

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cool cat why

REPLY TO ME YOU FAGGOT WHORE CAT FURRY.

WOULD LIKE TO EXCHANGE A FEW WORDS

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I don't know, cool cat. I get the feeling you might have a criminal record.