My fucking stupid parents think that disney is an illuminati puppet (cant get disney+ now) (also parents are Islamic) (fucking hate this religion)
Parent Conspiracy Theories
Christopher Miller
Owen Richardson
word of genuine advice, this is not the place you are looking for.
Parker Brown
/x/ would be better.... but i think any amusement park that lets faggots have their parade through it is suspect af.
Lincoln White
Your parents are right
Anthony Miller
They aren’t wrong user, your parents sound based
Elijah Wilson
Go back
Oliver Roberts
sorry first time using Jow Forums (just wanted somewhere to complain)
Christian Hill
They ain't wrong, you know
Anthony Gray
You shouldn't get that streaming service anyways. Pirate everything Disney. Starve the Mouse.
Adam Walker
They are right
Henry Rodriguez
even if they are right getting disney+ isnt gonna make us get a knock at the door and a knife in the neck
Easton Wright
desu might just pirate that shit
Jaxon Foster
use a vpn
Jeremiah Fisher
Based parents redpilling their little piggy
Jaxon Gomez
cant get on this site without a vpn (cant even jerk off without a cause eveerything is blocked)
Xavier Adams
Then enjoy it until your government which knows best bans vpns.
Lincoln Bell
Watch star vs on hulu if you need your fix of illuminati propaganda.
Jackson Hernandez
Disney has strong connections to free masons and the CIA
Connor Garcia
They are right though and you are the retard.
Andrew Ramirez
Disney is illuminati.
Same actor played Walt Disney as hitler
Jose Gray
No ones knocking at your door dummy. They're creeping through the back and laying turds in your soul.
Cooper Ross
Watching bizarre footfetish shit will convince your sister to stop wearing her burqa when she goes out. She'll immediately get pregnant and your dad will be forced to honorkill her. Is that what you want?
Lucas Johnson
I’m impressed
Dylan Lewis
Based parents.
Landon Brooks
>first time using Jow Forums
>deus
Pick one faggot
Jack Long
>EVEN THE KIDS ARE IN ON IT
This is about pedophiles rampant on the loose abusing
Christopher Reed
>britain
Alexander Butler
Well your parents aren't wrong to suspect the House of Mouse. Disney has been a known propaganda and social conditioning apparatus in addition to it being a highly profitable enterprise (I understand some what more questionable these days). Why do you want to pay for propaganda?
Lincoln Flores
anyone who values money over life is an illuminati puppet.....
Ian Walker
>also parents are Islamic
What a faggot.
Brandon Evans
They are mudslim, they are automtically wrong
Levi Robinson
Your parents don’t have enough money for Disney so they make shit up.
Luke James
>British flag
>muslim
Yes Disney is satanic. Now gys, achmed or gtfo Britian.
Austin Edwards
your parents are based. go say thanks to them
Gavin Jones
Your parents are right mahmoud
Christopher Russell
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Levi Butler
1) as regards Disney, they are 100% correct.
2) assuming you are the age of 18 (at least) aren't you a little too old for this kind of entertainment?