So bant what has been your biggest achievment in your life currently? for example

so bant what has been your biggest achievment in your life currently? for example
>your family: your a shit
>you: fuck of cunts i did "this shit"

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I'm still alive
It was a bit touch and go at some point

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i don't like to brag

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i dont post amine pics

i believe in you! u can do stuff with your life and then live happily until u die
but bragging when people are insulting u is the best
BASED

What if I don’t tell you? Will you have me executed for being against the King of Jow Forums?

u dont have to tell so its whatever

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i passed high school! my parents are really proud of me for this one!

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Non.


I don't even know how do drive a car.

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Once I fucked a real women

Making a lot of people feel less alone emotionally, although it frankly wasn't worth it because I didn't take care of myself aswell and ultimately fall onto a severe emotional spiral'till I eventually grew testosterone and moved on. I don't know whether this was a huge win or lose, some of those people stuck with me even today.

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this is fucking crazy

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I have lived for more than 12 years woohoo I survived being a retarded child.

That’s actually good, cars ruin our atmosphere

You gonna try and take down the fake king Tranner?
Gay pic.

Hey there Kalashni.

>mentally incapable of driving a car
>cars are your passion
why live

goodie
u can do better i believe!
based
well maybe u learned something from that and grew and leveled up as a person
i can relate. but its oke u just have to live because there is no other choice then doing so
yes

I mean where can you go without a car?

And?

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Moving into my own trailer.
I'm technically renting it from my dad,
but I still pay the bills and live alone.

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awee... well i hope u manage to live somewhat of a happy life user

Nothing.
You need the Ice cream Maid to do anything for you?

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this is actually impressive to me. i wanna move out sometime too.

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From the amount of people that have used me right soon after it I learned that I should only give my attention to those who truly show that they deserve it, or that they truly need it to at least potentially save their lives. Right now luckily I haven't really seen anyone in need so I don't have to really work mentally and emotionally for someone.
Giving your time and attention to someone you already know doesn't deserve it can be dangerous.

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Hey man! How are you? :)

*gives gun and a belt full of bullets*
ehhh the local kindergarten has been meh. so make her go fix that
that sounds good. what i have learned is to not give a shit about other people and do everything for my future. so my future is in good hands

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Have you been watching Jojo?


No?

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You can go lots of places, I mean you can walk for one.

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I have been lied to by my editor it said it was cropped but it didn’t crop

Walk for hours?

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no but i'm planning on watching an episode later tonight. season 3, right?

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Yeah sure.


Said sarcastically.

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I mean you can also take the bus, Or train, Etc.

You should only care about those who show that they care about you, everyone else is not important

Not really convenient.

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>Said sarcastically.
what is this supposed to mean

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mhm but u cant trust them so u always have to keep a eye out and set up some walls. if they go beyond those walls they are not trustworthy anymore and puts u on a risk

It means that I don't believe you.
I taste a lier.

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I’ve been good, I’m on a camping trip right now, and have been since Thursday.
Alright then, have the kids been making fun of you?

grrrr yes they are bad!

Are you camping alone fren?
Oi oi oi
if you are be safe.

Grrrr how dare they...

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YEAH THEY ARE SO MEANIES!!!

EVIIILLLL!!! How dare they be so mean to innocent boi... baka.

No I’m camping with my family and friends, and I’m doing it in an RV. It’s so nice and peaceful here.

:(
*cries*

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I can have Ice Cream Maid have the kids come to you and have you tell them to not be mean to you anymore.

t-thanks :(

Ah okay good, It would be scary if you were alone my fren.

(´;Д;`)

So how has your day been? Yesterday I got Pizza and I was driving around a golf cart.

Alright she brought the kids to you. We found these 3 wearing little clothes in a closet in this position. What should we do with them?

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give them some blankets and let them stay for the night in the guest rooms. give them the standard meals

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What will they wear and what will be their positions in the Kingdom?

there are no need for them here. i will send them to their parents and if they dont just to the adoption senters.

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They can’t be maids or soldiers? I believe all 3 of them are experienced in hand to hand combat.

hmmm that makes me think. i need generals. make them into maid generals send them to prestigious military schools.from now on they are nobles

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Alright then. Also to let you know one of them is a male who likes to crossdress and the other 2 are sisters.

oke. good to know

Alright then, have fun with your new Nobles. They will serve you well.

mhm :3

Which one do you think will do the best?

>female Felix
Somehow this feels wrong.

I think he’s supposed to be male in this pic. I think what’s weirder is how he is with Ryuko and Satsuki and how he met them.

well it kinda becomes clear to me after they have studied in school

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Nah, look at that slit - that’s a pussy

Alright then. Well how is Military school going to be for the 3?

they will become tacticians and will serve the house of ritsu. they are our family now

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There’s a little line right there by the boobs. That it probably one of his testicles. Plus the slit could be his asshole.

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I made it to the age of 18.

Who’s the Heir to your throne?

congratiolations. you made it into adulthood. you have come far user and i wish you the best!

my son. sontsu. or also called Sun tzu

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>asshole
>slit
>testicles
....................what?
......do you not know what a butthole looks like? Plus it’s the wrong place: it would be further “back”, to the left where his butt “ends”.
And testicles don’t look like slits, they look like bulbs.

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I know female anatomy when I see it.

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Cool. Hope he also becomes a good ruler like his father.
Nothing in the picture makes sense. It’s 3 different Characters from 2 different animes hugging each other in some weird position and it might be one of those “they drew a girl’s ass for a trap” pictures just like the Astolfo picture.

Yeah that image is cursed.
Biggest achievement is hopefully gonna be having a proper home after 6 years of shit and 1/2 year of living in car.

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This image is even more cursed. And gay as well.

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i hope u can do it. i believe in you!

Absolutely cursed. Post more cursed images.
Thanks lad.

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Jesus christ that picture...

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Another thing is that in the first picture, Felix has 2 right feet in it for some reason. It’s like the guy paid lots of detail to the girls, but for Felix he just didn’t give a shit.

What about it?
>2 right feet
Absolutely cursed

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I think here’s how those 2 pictures were drawn. Here’s for the first.
>I think I’m going to draw Ryuko and Satsuki from Kill La Kill but I’m going to make it better by drawing Felix from Re:Zero but not give him a penis or any attention to detail for that matter, he just makes the picture better.
And here’s for the second one
>I think I’m going to draw Felix and Ryuko fucking each other but Ryuko is a trap in this with a penis and they both have a dildo in each other’s ass and Felix is tied up so that way it looks like it’s against his will.

It's gonna get better user.

I tend to not analyze pictures. Not that I disagree with you analyses.
Meanwhile, cursed

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No u user.

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There’s even different versions of the trap and the genderbend girl.

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And then there’s one where they’re completely naked.

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Not surprised.

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Then there’s one without all the semen for some reason.

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Porn never makes sense.

>currently
I got formally promoted for the second time in less than a year.
>biggest achievment in your life
I killed fitty men.

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nice nice!!!!!!

But I lost my shins and my son has a narrow urethra :(

??????

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eh oke

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>they don't get it

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So what do you want the Ice Cream Maid to do now?

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i dont
treat normies son of his narrow urethra

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If it’s a king of the hill reference, I wouldn’t have ever gotten it.

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