I MISS HEAVEN SO IM GONNA LARP AS HIM!

I MISS HEAVEN SO IM GONNA LARP AS HIM!

>insert shitty your mom joke
>fight me irl cunt
>(vague farm lingo)

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are you gonna larp as your mum lol

MORE LIKE YOUR MOM

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your mum

you're mum suck my dick lmao

you're're'rre mum more like my cum repository

COME BACK HEAVEN YOU TALL LANKY GOOFY FUCK YOU WERE THE BEST FRENEMY EVER

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nah he was shit.

literally who

If I am in pic related, and if I was elsewhere recently, then that means someone kidnapped me and brought me here.

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eh?

am*rican dog captured by based isis
stay there and get killed

what if he died and we never knew

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what if you were Heaven all along?

Mildly accurate

that'd be a hell of a trick i didn't know what a geld was though

YOU WILL NOT, gaylord.

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>tfw no aztec bf to pound my boipussy
argh

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You have Dyldo to fug. Also I gotta go pretty soon, got a 32 k to jog but right now I'm drinking a gallon of water.

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ahhh he's um offline
hope he's somewhere nice

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Dude, why don't go out with him for at least a day and have some fun. He really wants to make you happy and help you escape from the hell hole you made yourself. If I was there I would drag your ass out and force you to have fun with him.

Anyways it's time to go and kill it.
LAter

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its true i'm in a really bad place right now honestly

got tired of telling him that

i don't remember you even telling me that once

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So you are going to act like a huge faggot like you always do?

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I blame substance abuse

knock knock

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