399

nice dubs user

May as well spend it on an All For 1 ticket while it's low

What's All For 1 you ask..? 100 players enter by paying the ticket fee (currently 0.005 eth) and entering in a random number (doesn't matter what number, just has to be a number), after 100 players have entered one player is chosen at random to receive 99% of the pot (currently 0.495 ETH).

Each address can only enter it once, the winner won't be chosen until all 100 players have entered, once 100 have entered the winner is chosen and paid out automatically, resetting the game afterwards.

It's my first DApp, just give the shit a try, it's only 0.005 ETH with a 1 in 100 chance to win 99x that, guarantee a better return potential than a large majority of your profile.

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Nicer double double user

kek
>399

checked.
did you do it yourself?

ETH is truly fucked too - look at the volume. Nobody is buying. Volume for this dip should be 10x what it was for the big Feb dip, but its not. The whales truly have fucked themselves. They can't even sell the rest of their shit because nobody fucking wants it anymore. The only volume on ETH is people selling.

>literally a 1% chance of success
>thinking we trust your horrendously programmed DApp to randomly select a winner and not just funnel the funds to various wallets of yours

YOU LIL NIGGA, MY CHECK BIGGER, CAN'T FLEX NIGGA, CAN'T BET WITCHA!

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red on dark is hard on the eyes. try a lighter background for the box.

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network got slowed down by fukking CRYPTO KITTIES. pure varporware hype coin and im serious

I can't help but notice how few people seem to even care. ETH is dropping like a stone and it's barely earned a pink wojak.

It's hilarious. Sounds like we're collectively done with it. Abandon hope....

lots of us are already dead on the inside after losing $20k USD on this shit.

I bought 3 ETH at an average buy price of 950 JUST

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bought the dip at 1150

Well hey man... fuck it. Just hold. Worst case you lose what little is left. Best case it goes back up.

Back to June levels

I'm selling both my kidneys if ethereum goes under $300. It's already so fucking undervalued I can't believe it.

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Bought at 760 at the beginning of the month. JUST

link?

Why are you guys not shorting? Easily the comfiest trade I've done in my life.

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how dafuq do you short? what site do you use?

ITS FUCKING 300 DOLLARS AGAIN. WHAT
THE
FUCK
IT WONT EVER STAY OVER 400 FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME JESUS CHRIST

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Literally the exact second you posted it the price was $404, and is still above $400... don't tell me you're looking at coinmarketcap or coinbase laggy numbers like my grandma does

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You said two contradictory statements.

wha's a short user

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I have 17500 TRX. I was holding until 31st March when testnet launches and they do a coinburn, in the hope it moons.

Is it worthwhile trading all of it after the pump to ETH? I can get over 2 ETH currently which seems worth more than holding TRX long term

nobody cares anymore desu we are here for the memes and shitposting

And some people laughed when we said EOS is the next ETH.

Cashed out everything soon after what we thought is a dip.
Dumped 30% of profits into ETH at 1200
IDGAF cashed out couple years salary for doing nothing
Now Im holdin even if its 0 just out of respect

because it's retarded. you have no idea how far behind EOS is in everything despite already having a multi billion dollar market cap. It's total vaporware and you're only shilling it because you're poor and need to resort to shitcoins.

>wake up
>see the chart
is it 2017 again? are there sellers out there?

>transfer all my alts to ETH at $850 to "play it safe"
>ETH is now down more than my shitcoins would have been
Explain this.

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>Weiss report

I think, they know more that u senpai...

posting my suffering for the amusement of biz

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why do you hate money so much?

>buying in a clear bear market.
But WHY?

you sold relative weakness ("low") to buy relative strength ("high")

and people think buy low sell high is an elaborate joke. i can't even

A lot of us that bought in December/January are in similar situations. You're just going to have to be patient.

And ETH is still waaaay overvalued. I'd value it around $10,00, just like Vitalik does.

It will get there.

does this look like a bear market to you, you clear retard?

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>stop loss at 39 dollars

why even fucking bother lmao

no, it looks like a retard buying the absolute top of a multi-year pump

>prices are very high
>still buys
If it wasn't clear enough, you are indeed a retard. I thought you were LARPing but holy shit dude. It's clear your subhuman IQ made you lose money.

I am patient. At least my ETH investment is doing better than my cripple one.

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i'm not the guy you think i am, fucking retard
Does that chart look like a crystal clear bear market to you??
Yes or no?

i concur

>i'm not the guy you think i am
The retard doth protest too much.

if you're patient you will unironically be fine, and I personally dislike XRP and ETH

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Jesus Christ. That's just mean user. Kek.

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Is it really that difficult for you guys to read ID's?

VVVVIIIIIITTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLIIICCCCC

IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WAY

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>Jow Forums
>buy high sell low

"It's Jeff. I...uh. You're buying stocks!? The market's at an all time low. This is CRAZY"

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JUST

insider here
miners will push down the price all the way down to $150

afterwards you'll see a huge bullrun, perhaps not enough to put it at ath again, but surely to maxx it 300% gains

Are you a Bog?

That would be glorious.

not quite, but regarding eth, dcr and zcl I know some shit

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Waiting in tether to buy :D

>he cares about "dollars"
>doesn't realize his shitcoin has been going down against BTC which is what matters

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muuuuuuuuh decentralized smart contract DAPPS running on the ethereum virtual machine blockchain

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This isn't even larp I held 350Eth at one time right now I hold 12 I put it all in on Eos around the 4.65 mark

> Drops to 38 dollars
> He got liquidated

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you actually should get rid of that stop loss. if we flash crash you will sell it.

PEWDS STOP SHILLING YOUR DAMN CHAIR

You should respect your money. How much you got left in?