I saw a woman with a big nose today
I mean a real big nose, fecking huuuge
Like on a windy day she'd probably be able to get enough drag to fly away on it
I didn't think noses could get that big, i thought the jew nose was just a meme
I saw a woman with a big nose today
Mason Torres
Mason Nelson
>tfw Greek Big nose
Dylan Price
iktf
I'll never be cute
how do you cope?
Oliver Green
>a leaf
There's no way to cope with that, just neck yourself
Easton Morales
I have pretty eyes to cope with.
I'll never look like a cute girl.
I'm handsome and ugly at the same time.
Anthony Morgan
aaaaaaaaaaaa
>mfw nice hair
>mfw nice eyelashes
>mfw nice lips
>mfw big fucking ugly nose in the centre of it all
truly a cruel world
Luke Rogers
You sirs
need a rhinoplasty
then you can achieve your dreams of being alpha chads
Levi Hughes
says the icie
definitely born with a very cute and smol boop-able nose
you don't understand our pain
Liam James
:3
Henry Roberts
uweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
do rhinoplasty's actually look good
Levi Hill
I'm not completely sure
I looked at a few rhinoplasty before and afters and they mostly seem to vastly improve the look, though it may be a biased sample
I'd say it's probably for the best to talk to a doctor before you decide to do it
Matthew Nelson
alright
am fairly broke right now
someday I will be cute
alternatively, you should give me your nose
Adrian Wood
I think both me and my nose prefer to stay attached to each other
I hope you can achieve your dream of having a cute nose someday though user!
Jonathan Cook
How do you fix this?
Michael Stewart
ok user, thank yoh
I was only joking
post nose btw
sharp knife, mirror, and a steady hand
ok don't actually do that
I've heard bepis in bum can solve the problem but I'm not sure...
Levi Turner
Air is free, you know? Those noses give them an advantage in airflow.
Brayden Morales
use a shrink ray
I make it a policy not to post any pics of myself
sorry
They're hogging up all the air!
We're already having a shortage and they want it all!!
Adrian Bell
even if it's just your nose?
hmph, fine
I guess that's a smart policy anyways
Jose Turner
Yeah
Even if you're modestly good looking there's no telling what people will do with it
So it's better to just abstain from such things i believe
Xavier Ross
They'll add you to the 'faces of bant' folder, and spam your face a lot. Yonkers really screwed himself over.
Hunter Perez
noses or r/banter???
Nicholas Lopez
>duhhhh muh screw urself over hurrrr
No, the fuck I didn't. Also fucking stop saying yonkers. I do not live there