Australia has only invented two things

Invent, cunt, event is when your mom gets dogged in the parking lot.

Life in Australia does not befit a psychopath, there's too much to kill just on the floor and in the bushes.

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>Wifi technology
>Cochlear Implant
>Pacemaker
>Black box flight recorder

Australia invented WiFi you fucking fagot.

They also invented an iconic Sydney opera house, which just happens to have shocking acoustics. You’d think that’d be the number one priority for an opera house

We also invented WiFi. Don't get me wrong, we're still complete shit run by corrupt politicians like the rest of the first world. We have a load of talent and manufacturing capability but its all washed away by globalization and consumerism. Generally Aussies are decent, good hearted people.

We invented laughing at dopey japanese sluts who put seafood up their cunts

It was a Dane who made it iirc

Whaat :D? I really dont know much about them and was wondering just that who is more superior in the ape kingdom.

Cunt there are so many bush whacker murderers that they can't count them all.

Ivan Milat used to take backpackers out woop woop let them out and hunt them down

kek

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We invented money that you can eat, then poop out, then use it immediately as a recording needle+speaker.

Can Japanese yen do such a thing?

Raw

>Cunt
That word is crude and I never met an aussie who used it before 1992

you fellas laugh while you are jacking off?

Also.they invented this bad boy.

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It was obviously a typo you pathetic autist

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"A cork hat is a type of headgear with corks strung from the brim, to ward off insects.[1]

Pieces of cork, stereotypically bottle corks, are hung on string from the brim of the hat. The low density of cork means a number of pieces may hang from a hat without significantly increasing its weight. Movement of the head causes the corks to swing, discouraging insects such as blow-flies from swarming around the wearer's head, or entering the nose or mouth of the wearer. Cork hats are a common purchase as a souvenir for tourists in Australia.

Believed by some to have been worn by jackaroos and swagmen in the blow-fly infested Australian outback,[2] the cork hat has become part of the stereotypical, almost mythical, representation of the Australian ocker, particularly in the United Kingdom. The shape and material of cork hats vary, though typically they are shaped similar to a slouch hat."
I learned something today.

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You don’t?
Hell I laugh even when I’m balls deep in a pussy

Australians have been behind a lot of important inventions and discoveries. I notice your japanese flag. The great skyline gtr referred to as “godzilla” was completely australian engineered.

I went to Perth, and let me tell you the flies will fuck you off in seconds flat. Whoever made the first cork hat was a fucking genius. I’ve never been anywhere with so many dumb ass flies trying to get at your face

A few parts off SR20's were also made here. RB30's and R31's, all made here.

youtube.com/watch?v=CwvazMc5EfE

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Go to Atlanta.
There’s endless buzzing big arse black things trying to get in your face

Wtf Cunts no mention of the refrigerator or battletank.

My world changed the day i learned it. Nissan really liked to stroke their ego for the consumer cars but it all came from the aussies. Another funfact that i know: australians made a v6 that out performed the GM’s fabled chevy small block v8 and pissed them off too

refrigeration. the electric drill just to name a few

They invented drop bears

Black box flight recorder
Spray-on skin
Electronic pacemaker
Medical application of penicillin
Cochlear implant (bionic ear)
Electric drill
Ultrasound scanner
Gardasil and Cervarix cancer vaccines

I could go on. OP is a faggot

DAILY REMINDER DROP BEARS ARENT REAL

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WiFi.

Jesus Christ op I thought nips were educated

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>Rotary Clothes Line
>Motorised Lawn Mower
>Aircraft Black Box

Those off the top of my head are Aussieinventions

They are double niggers.

The Mills Cross Telescope

Austen submachine gun

So japan just started importing the 3rd World cunts then ?

In 20 years Canadians wont be real

>Powerdrill
>The Tank
>Notepad
>Hills Hoist
>Lamingtons
>The Feature Film

Feature films

youtu.be/XfR9iY5y94s

Down under song.

The KAL1 general purpose infantry rifle

Unlimited chinese immigration, mostly

>HELLO G'DAY MATE!
>LET'S THROW SOME SHRIMP ON THE BARBIES, OH POPPYCOCK I MUST USE THE POTTY!
Are Australians subhuman?

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6 foot 4 and full of muscle.
>guy is a thinlet. Australia lost.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sentinel_tank

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commonwealth_Aircraft_Corporation

They built tanks and planes too, also cool SMGs:en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Owen_Gun

Song about Austrilaia sings about bombay.

CIA level song about subverting your culture. I think 60's, 70 and 80's songs were a CIA project to subvert everything.

stfu you cheese eating faggot

>not one mention of god tier toast spread,the ambrosia that is vegemite.
you should be ashamed user.

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>MUST USE THE POTTY

That's "thunder box" you pleb. Trust me, I had a copy of "Duncan's Dunnys" when I was a kid.

Shit posting

The truth hurts me, like a bee sting.

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Kek
Fucking (you)

New Zealand invented this 'tank'.

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Goonbag

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You forgot Vegemite

salty yeast biproduct waste spread

>we also invented wifi.
Off the back of hedy lamarr.

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I never realised how bad flies are here until I lived in the US for a couple of years and noticed the complete absence of them and how windows don't have fly screens.

Mind you, if you want to see a lot of flies you need to head into the outback. I've been to some places where you need to wear a beekeeper hat to stop them from crawling into your eyes, nostrils, mouth and ears. Not even dousing yourself in insect repellant (another Australian invention) will keep them away.

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Post the
>trucker runs over a Crocodile Dindoo. Local police shrugs it off.

australian inventions
>Black box flight recorder
>Electronic pacemaker
>Google Maps
>Medical application of penicillin
>Wi-Fi technology
>Ultrasound scanner
>Goon
Japans inventions
>noodle
>chopstick

Japan invented anime, cunt.

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Why are new zealanders consistently the most butt blasted? Is it their incredibly high prices on everything vs less than average income? Is it their garbage internet? Is it that your only relevance comes from lord of the rings?

I think its safe to assume that most people in nz envy aussies the same way the swedes envy the superior norwegian.

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Isn't it amaaaaazing how many people can lay claim to inventing a stick?

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In the matter of racial comparisons,
the media shouts to the moon
'bout all the historic achievements
of the Redskin, the Spic and the Coon.

Yet strangely when strolling museums
the White man's creations stand thick,
and all we can find of those others
are a blanket, a bowl and a stick.

No telephones, timeclocks or engines,
no lights that go on with a flick,
no airplanes or rockets or radios,
just a blanket, a bowl and a stick

Not one sioux indian submarine,
no african ice cream to lick,
not a single mexican x-ray machine,
just a blanket, a bowl and a stick

So remember when history's the subject,
and revisionists are up to their tricks,
the evidence tells quite another tale
of a blanket, a bowl and a stick

No.

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unfortunately

Witchetty niggers

Cars
Space travel
Poetry
Chocolate
Nipple rings
Computers

And that’s just off the top of my head, retard

Imagine responding seriously to bait like this.

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Invented modern wine production using refrigeration and close control of PH levels, where once almost half the worlds wine was wasted now it's not, you're welcome. Also the worlds 4th largest wine producer in just over 150 years of the first large scale plantings.

unz.com/article/meet-australian-aborigines-they-make-african-americans-look-like-a-model-minority/

niggers?

>what is csiro?

Power steering
You know that steering wheel you soft jap cunts can't turn well Australia made that easier for you

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The

thats from american civil war photo
go whore out your grandma you cheap cunt

You still got it, dad

its where new chinese immigrants learn computer skills.

It's where people with speech impediments hide from the rest of us.

they also invented using a branch to poo and also a branch to eat

Didn't they invent driving on the wrong side of the road? You japs can Thank them for that

No thanks, I'll take kaffe

I wont pretend I know what you mean.

>Didn't they invent driving on the wrong side of the road? You japs can Thank them for that
>Wrong side of the road
You dumb cunts drive on the wrong side. Look up why men throughout antiquity would ride horses on the left side of roads.

The oldest known boomerang was found in Poland.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boomerang

That explains a lot.

Public safety ads about not sleeping on the road

unironically australian skincare is the best on the planet