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Hey, you've been coming here a lot more often recently. Heard your stocks took a hit, that's too bad.

What can I get you started off with?

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I'll take some Malibu. It's been hard, i could've shorted Facebook but instead bought at 8.500 btc.

One double caffe mocha valium latte, thanks

HAHAHAHAHA how fucking beta you have to be to be drinking Malibu and martinis

Bleach martini, shaken not stirred

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Just a soda for me mister, I'm a crypto investor.

Guinness extra stout

Been a long time since I've been in a Frog n Feels thread

>tfw took a small fortune out of crypto right at peak but remaining holdings are down like 70%

Jose Cuervo gold on the rocks, please.

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Just whiskey...and a gun with one bullet barkeep

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Start me off with an Irish car bomb, a shot of Jameson and two stouts please. Not feeling too amazing today.

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I'm a chad no coiner and i require a really good beer!

what are you a faggot?

fuck outta here eminem

i gotchu

comin right up

good choice my friend

comin right up

always keep one under the table

now we're talking

I'll get you one paulaner Hefeweizen, my personal recommendation

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I'll take a shot of whiskey and a noose please

a glass of warm asian breast milk. i'm driving

>stocks took a hit
Mate, I've been doing nothing but buying up every paycheck. I stopped going out on weekends for more buy up money. If you ain't taking out loans on your dead mother to buy cryptos right now you will quite simply NEVER FUCKING MAKE IT.

dem quints, have one on the house

>crypto drinking at home for extra buy up money reporting in
>don't geolocate me fags

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I would like a pressurised vial of pure liquid nitrogen, so that I can preserve my wojak expression for all eternity

D’usse neat

gimme a fucking stout or something, I haven't eaten all day nothing but like six cups of coffee

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just give me a brandy n coke every 10 minutes. alternatively some Cognac, the best you've got, straight up.

Whiskey Sour using the strongest rye you got.

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Bleach on the rocks

Give me some ayahuasca.

Man, it's been tough these days, I'd like a shot of scotch to start with.
I'm down 60% from my ath so make it a cheap scotch.

should I buy ETH at 385? Or am I ganna get JUSTed again?

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Either you'll have a bad trip or you'll have an enlightening trip where you'll realize that we spend our short lives chasing useless pieces of paper to which we attribute value

Chocolate milk please, no spill

Laphroaig 10 please. Neat. I don't want anyone coming near me unless they can handle the dankness.

Gin and tonic on the rocks. A garnish of cucumber for the lady.

Stock? I own property son.

Pour me some Jack and get the fuck out of my bar.

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I knew about crypto for years. Years of not trying to learn to mine, doing nothing and saying it was all useless shit and that if it was worth anything it was already too late. I memed myself into believing it was the future and that I was an early adopter weeks after Coinbase became the #1 iPhone app. Give a rope a rock and a lake.

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thank you user, does a body good!

One white russian and an apple juice.

I'll take a double whisky and an apple juice, thanks

>we wasting our lives
>can't argue it
Fuck

A c-coke

I'm allergic to alcohol

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Whiskey on the rocks and a noose please. I'm done

Is that a can of VB?

The only thing I can afford now is steel reserve

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