I stayed in the US for a week, ask me anything

i stayed in the US for a week, ask me anything

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>travel to us
>get shot

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did you get shot?

How many times did you get shot?

Has Elijah Wood, riding a giant bald eagle, finally dropped Trump in a volcano?

why?

no, but at first i was afraid i would

Are they as stupid fat and annoying as they appear?

my generous mother payed for this trip, she said "it's an opportunity"

not yet

im interested in this one

>stupid
not sure, just regular people i guess
there were a couple hobos who made loud announcements in the subway
>fat
for sure more fat people than in Poland and less than i expected
>annoying
a couple people approached me and started talking shit with this heavy black crackhead accent that i didn;t understand

Which city?

New York and stayed in Philadelphia and DC for a while

Where did you visit? Detroit? Chicago?

Nevermind. That would explain the so-so experience. NY is a massive shit hole.

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where would you recommend to go to?
Florida?
California?
Missisipi?

you stayed in nyc?

yea

>started talking shi
what were they saying?

i didn't understand shit
it was some random lip flapping and mumbling
probably something in the lines of "i'm poor gib moni plz"

None. Honestly I'd say something like Dakota(s) or Utah if you want comfy

>Utah
man that's comfy af

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If you don't mind a little heat yeah.

Ow. Rude. Theres so many freedoms to enjoy here, I cant even begin to name them.

Is it true that a lot of people in USA is obesed ?

How does American food taste compared to the Polish food ? Is it better , the same or worse ?

Do you feel like less of a slimy Eurocunt yet?

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Based pollack

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check

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