>working 9-5

about to graduate... please tell me that working 9-5 for five days a week isn't that bad and that I won't think about committing suicide the entire time

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its much worse than university, way worse

you might as well kys now

I was thinking of suicide BEFORE I started a 9-5 x5 job.
I'm doing better now, but that's just me.

enjoy your forcefeeding and wagecuckcommuting

end it now

Some countries have 8 till 6 as an acceptable office shift, you better be glad for a 9-5 job goyim

The key thing is having screen privacy, make up some shit that you got mugged and get panic attacks if people walk behind you if you have too

Really depends on the job. If it's something you love doing, it's the best thing in the world to get paid for it.

If you hate, you'd hate it even if it was just one hour a day.

Mexico is 8 till 7 in some companies where the idiot employees let themselves get exploited.
Be a good wagecuck and don't complain about the measly 7 hours + 1 lunch hour you'll have to endure 5 days a week till the day you die.

lads how do I make enough money remotely so that I can travel? I just want to not waste the better half of my day (and life) at a fucking desk

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I graduated five years ago with:
1-) $60K in debt.
2-) 12% bodyfat.
3-) Head full of hair.
4-) Perfect health.
5-) Dreams.

Now I have:
1-) $20K in ETH.
2-) 29% bodyfat.
3-) Receding hairline.
4-) Scary medical bills every month.
5-) A divorce.

buy chainlink

4 options for basically everyone:

1. Graduate in something where you can make mad fucking dosh, work your ass off for 10 years, get the satisfaction of a job well done and then retire in your early 30's
2. Graduate in something where you can get a job you actually enjoy
3. Get a 9-5 that's basically not even a job where you can bring a laptop and just shitpost and watch youtube all day
4. Work 3 days a week (or 2 days a week on weekends) and make enough for a modest life where the majority is free time and no alarm clock

portfolio already 90% LINK brah

NPCs have to work so those of us who are real can live a good life
That's just how it is

Most people here don't have career's or degrees. Truly the lower end of society. If you've got a good degree, enjoy your career. If not, LMAO @ YOUR LIFE.

you'll get used to it

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>all in chainlink
good luck supporting yourself with a 9-5
youre gonna need 2 jobs the way u handle money

so dont work full time?

Shit senpai what went wrong?

I'm an army fag and civilian jobs seem so chill desu, I dunno why you guys complain.

On the other hand, the repetitive nature of a clerical job and the lack of camaraderie with the colleagues probably makes doing the usual 9 to 5 less fun.

>tfw getting wasted with the dudes cause it's the boss man's b-day since 7 am.

Jow Forums is this way. Leave.

he got married

When you get kids, having a place to escape them from 9 to 5 is a blessing

Yeah, I got married.
And you know what the worse part is? She was one year younger than me, we met early in the same college and I was sure that everything was going to be great.
We married when she graduated, and after that not only she quit her part time job, and NEVER got employed again, was with a ready excuse.
I got fat working like a madman (only constant pleasure was eating), stress might have made me balding earlier than normal, my health problems have to do with the increased weight and lack of exercise (pre-diabetic and other shit). I finally managed to get her a good job (paying almost as much as mine) but she straightly refused a done thing because working 40 hours every week was no way to live.
Now I still have to work like a madman for another year until I am free from alimony and can try to pick the pieces.

she cheat on you user?
do you have kids?
how old are you?
is crypto your last hope too?
i think you can still recover from this.

the play was to quit work and go couch surf until she left you

This, no wonder women want to join the workforce, even though after school care costs more than they earn by working.

>she cheat on you user?
No, that is one of the few blessings that I can count.
>do you have kids?
No, turns out that she is pretty much infertile. Her plan the whole time was to get pregnant (confessed fucking up with birth control since the wedding) and be a "stay at home mom".
>how old are you?
28
>is crypto your last hope too?
You could say that.
>i think you can still recover from this.
I am not making any real money right now. What I can hope is to be able to fix my body and health, but even if ETH reaches $1K, I will be 30, with a $80K/year job, an old car and only $50K in savings.

The play was to get her murdered. At least I would keep the good car.

I'm married now, have been for 3 years. I really empathize with you. I'm not sure what to do with my own life anymore but I understand. I don't believe in divorce, yet I'm suicidal. Anyway I hope it works out better for you now.

wait if you dont have kids you still have to pay alimony? Ho does this shit work?
>she cheat on you user?
>No, that is one of the few blessings that I can count.
As far as you know. But stay with me. If you can prove she cheate don you, can't you present that to court and unjust yourself from alimony?
I've seen it happen in series at least

youre still young user,
you can still recover,
good for you didnt have kids.
im 30 and still a loser.

Underatted.

Would also observe that depending on your personality, (1) can be fucking good fun. I am 3 yrs into IB, work nearly 100 hrs a week but the work is very interesting and intense. Which i like. Despite the hours i would say i actually have a better life than my friends doing 9-5 because i actually feel like I am going somewhere. Sure, they watch 3 hr of netflix a day, but in 30 years they will be marinally richer and no more fulfilled. Also; when i do have time off I can fucking ball. Op, i would say you can either shy away and become a depressed NEET (why do you think they feel the need to post so many anti- wage cuck threads), or take the bull by the horns and go for greatness.

In almost any career, if you work 100 hrs a week for ten years out of college, you will be successful, and probably wealthy.

depends what u do, Ima mechanic working 7 till 5 and its good and good money

It's called stockholm syndrome

I did not even feel like a man at the end of my marriage. Things could have been different if she brought something to the table, but god, I am not sure if I will ever be able to go through something like that again.

Since she was used to a certain lifestyle and whine whine whine blah blah blah, I am forced to support her for a while.

user, I basically just threw away some of the potentially best years of my life for almost nothing.
Somewhere there was a NEET with a degree that did nothing but play vidya, watch anime and masturbate. If that guy cleans his act now, we might be at the same level next year, because the place where I work might be gone next year - and I can't quit and take my time finding something else, because i am FORCED to pay that bullshit, it is either that or jail.

I like it a lot more than uni, you can start keeping a normal schedule and when you go home you don't have to think about work at all. Plus making money is nice.

Disclaimer is that I work for the government and get flex time, decent annual leave, and rostered days off.

My perspective is that starting off with a new job in your field is always great and interesting because you're learning new things and feel more confident once you get better at it.
But almost always after about 3 to 4 months it gets mostly repetitive. And that's the moment you actually start making money for the company, because you're efficient in this little scope that you're responsible for. So actually profitable working is actually boring by definition.
This is why I started being an entrepreneur. Instead of staying and doing 1 job, I train someone else to do it and move on myself.

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It's not because I love the job or anything like that.
Being occupied with smething helps keep away the shitty thoughts for a good part of the day.
And I'm finally making some money of my own so there's that too.

>not automating your entire job without your boss finding out and getting paid to browser Jow Forums and playing mobage all day

Been there, done that, but it's not a long term fulfilling activity

At first you will. For me this lasted for about a month, and then seceeded before returning briefly around a year later. Thankfully, I love my job and essentially get payed good money for what I used to do for free, for fun. Now the stakes are higher because of huge responsibilities and things like a mortgage.

It gets better man, as long as you truly love what you get payed for and work with genuinely awesome people.

Your own fault for making her work, a happy wife is one at home with kids and has time to look after her husband.
Lrn2nature.

She obviously wasn't doing that you stupid roastie.

welcome to real life.
People hated me in college, when I used to tell them about future routine.
Now they hate themselves

Fucking millennials will do anything to not work. Don't worry yol eventually kys and the strong will rise and thrive.

Cus he pimped her out into wage slaving. Instead of giving her babbies.
I know he said she was "practically infertile" i bet he didn't try ivf or whatever other stuff is around these days.

Are those 100 hours even real? Are they really 100 hours of pure work? Everytime I read those kind of numbers, I always think they're bullshit.

Answering OP, it really depends on the job or company you work in. In my case, I've got a remote gig, in which I clock 8 hours (but realistically, 6 hours of these are pure work, the rest is reading up stuff). I get paid decently enough and I don't need to be in a bullshit open space, however the lack of socialization is sometimes crippling. Therefore, I'd say it's a matter of picking your poison.

No is not bad faggot because you are making money. In fact you will be kicking your heels all the way to the bank. Be a man you little snowflake, your ancestors had a much rougher go at it.

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if you work 100 hours a week for 10 years you will end up offing yourself

I have decently bad anxiety and I felt the same as an undergrad. It's not that bad as long as it's not 24/7 manual labor. I have a kush desk job and as long as I eat healthy and workout most days I feel fine

Im wageslaving in a hotel as a cook since one year ago, honestly i am less of an autist now and it has helpede see life with another perspective, i am also close to being laid dor thw first time in a long time.

Here I've outlined what you have to do.

1. Save all the time
2. Pay all debt, sell shit if you have to
3. Invest on good shit once you are debt free
4. Improve yourself and get more money so you can save more

Sell something whenever you need or want money to do something.

In 15-20 years you'll be better off than your wagecuck friend that started on a high paying job but didn't save or acquire shit even if you work at mcdonalds.

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Why don't you use the free time to improve yourself and get a raise, higher pay job or even additional sources of income?

>. I am 3 yrs into IB, work nearly 100 hrs a week

oy vey, the state of this goy

>ork 100 hrs a week for ten years out of college, you will be successful, and probably wealthy.

Or you'll be sat around wondering why you pissed away the best years of your life and have absolutely nothing interesting to say about yourself to anybody apart from

>muh car
>muh house

Nobody gives a shit about you being rich.

Honestly, some people like that. Some want to be busy. Others legitimately enjoy what they do. There are actually great work environments, where the pay is good. Many people love the routine, love the discipline it brings. It's not like we created an entire system based on whipping people to work.
As long as a person has a good purchasing power, wagecucking can be more than acceptable and made many people somewhat happy. Trust me, that between doing jack shit oand working in a mediocre place (mediocre salary, hours, environment, etc), you will probably get quickly more depressed in the first option.
off course today things changed. purchasing power decline, which created a major shit in the work rewarding. also climbing the ladder is much much harder, highly dependable of networking which makes the effort for hard work even less rewarding.

This. I'm earning money and actually get social interaction and respect at work. At school all I accumulated was debt and stress. I feel like I'm making progress and doing a job is more fun than trying to memorize and understand shit like chemistry. I've made actual friends at work.

Its bad.

Hard labor is fucking refreshing, at least not the ones that kill your joints that is. Look for jobs where you wont stand around doing nothing or where there arent much old women. I am getting ptsd just thinking about these jobs.

Jesus you are a faggot. Get over yourself. She was a waste of time so fucking be it. Go get in shape and try some new thinks. And who the fuck cares if a neet may do better than you. Fucking hell just make the best of it go do a new intersting job and have fun in life. It take some time stop cry about your antiluck on taiwenese hentai board.

I actually dont think your wrong - how you perceive it is all that matters. We just think differently. But riddle me this:
I will be NEET when I am 35. I will not be employed. My money will work for me. I will devote the following 50 years of my life to pleasure and leisure. Any job or hobby I want. I can choose. Sure, i spent ten years when I am probably the most attractive and fit i will ever be. But thats a price i am prepared to pay.

I like the way you think! Listen to this man fellow anons.

i landed a pretty good job that pretty much lets me live as a NEET and save away for a thot. much easier than school too, most people in industry are idiots

9-5 is nothing. However, automation is going to replace nearly all work. We will have socialism at some point in our lives.

The cope in this thread is unbelievable. If I had to wagecuck I’d just kill myself

t. FiletOfFish1066

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You get used to it. I'm posting from work right now. Having your own office helps.

If you can find a job that gives you some freedom to where you can browse the internet at work, it's not so bad. Find an interest online and pursue it on company time.

If you're working somewhere that you can't do this, it's gonna suck.

I dont like it but i get money. I dont plan on working my entire life so i save almost everything and find news ways to earn money. I will stack untill i dont need to work and can do anything i want

>$80k job, $50k savings
>threw away some of the potential best years of my life for almost nothing.

It's all good OP,it'll all work out. you're doing better than 99% of people where i'm from.
Also, some people's lives take off way past how old you are now, you've still got a good 60 years until your potential best years are behind you.

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9-5 is good hours. Try working evenings.
>Wake up. Everyone is at work
>Go to work.
>Everyone gets off work and has happy laffy time
>Come home
>everybody is asleep.
I go entire weeks, months sometimes without any human interaction other than my coworkers.

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you get used to thinking about suicide regularly

This 100%. I'm at work right now

how to get a job like (3) or (4)

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It depends on the job, the co-workers, and the commute. Most times, they both suck. You will feel especially nihilistic if you are in a dead-end job.

Immerse yourself in your field or trade with the intent to move up and become an authority on it. If your job sucks, hold out until you find something better. Hit the gym before or after work.

Have a plan and realistic goals and your days will be fulfilled. Go without them, and you will end up in a dead-end job that challenges your existence

>improve yourself

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This person knows. This is good advice. OP and everyone else interested, take this to heart.

My “shift”: 8-5

My actual shift, 8-10, 2 hour lunch, 12-3 or 4 depending on the day

I make 66k of anybodys wondering

>commute
This is something many people seem to underestimate. I've seen coworkers destroy their psyche by driving 3 hours every single day, and that's if they don't get traffic.

>not leeching off your parents and enjoying the neet life

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I feel bad for people like you. You never had a chance. I was with my wife for ten years before we got married. To anyone reading this, you can find a good woman and be happy.

cant be different, depending on job:

graduated 3.5 years ago:

1) $10k in debt
2) full hair
3) dreams
4) 18% bodyfat
5) wanted to marry

now:
1) $150k in crypto
2) full hair, some gray already
3) ambitions
4) 12% bodyfat
5) dont want to marry

i work in finance in a client-facing position where i have to travel quite a lot, which helps staying healthy. also having money means you can relax and start not to give a fuck about anything.

I tried but I started feeling bad after 2 years. Now I'm leeching of my employer.

I was once like you, ya know. Always giving 120% of myself to my employers, passionate about whatever company I was working for. Then I noticed bosses simply do not care for efficiency, as I noticed from other anons experiences and my own too. They would rather have someone with a fake yet appealing image (like a chronical brown noser) in the higher paying positions than anyone who actually knows their shit and gets the job done.

I have come to the conclusion that 9-5 - in my country it's 8-6 - is literally for normies who cannot do anything else than push buttons and follow orders without questioning. We as anons (normans need not to relate) have a fuckton of habilities that do not require a normie job.

We know how to invest using crypto exchanges, while most normies can't even put money on Cuckbase.
Many of us are expert in many languages, specially weebs and their skill in Nihongo, so we could work as freelance translators. Normies don't even know their first language.
Others are skilled with computers while normies don't know anything beyond how to use Facebook, we could work as programmers or freelancer IT.
Anyways, we have a fuckton of skills that allows us to get money without the need to 9-5 like a robot. @OP: you don't need to join the system, the fact you're here probably means you've got a higher IQ than the average normie, so you'll do fine.

Should probably just kys now. It'll spare to the trouble of worrying about it.

I feel you, but for the time being my desire to not work vastly outweighs my guilt.

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>receding hairline
Kill yourself.

You are pathetic. Millenial overlord here. I make 3k a month from adsense doing jack shit. Working is a SCAM. If you are working you are a KEK, know that.

>I make 3k a month from adsense

you need money to make money, right?

i mean you probably invested in a website or something

hehe cool story. for real, u have a point. I cant work for a fucking boss but i have interst in a lot of things while normie friends just do what they must. Im out here learning about crypto, watching intersting stuff about alot of subjects. Only problem is i am a jack of all trades and not an expert yet. And don't know where i want to be an expert in.

If you can afford to browse Jow Forums pretty sure you have money to begin with.

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go to the police, if you don't live in a shit hole like the USA it's a nice job

Pros:

>treat people like shit if you like
>do whatever you want
>payment is not bad (depends on the country)
>fuck retarded bitches that get turned on by an uniform

Cons:

>90% of your coworkers are retards
>you can't shoot niggers for fun without getting arrested (depends on the country)
>you have to see some shit, but since you're browsing Jow Forums you won't care anyway
>night shifts

This is why everybody studies until their 30's cause nobody wants to work and pay ridiculous taxes

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It sucks if you hate your job. It's doable if you like your job. It was hell when I was 25 because all I wanted to do was play video games and smoke weed. Then I got a bit older, I got married and had children. Now I enjoy working really hard to provide for my family, and I need less sleep than I did at 19-25, so I can function on 6-7 hours a night, and still beast it at work.

This, except I don't browse Jow Forums, I learn how other people do their jobs and then automate them.

You missed the point of what I said right at the start of your post, so here's the thing: It's not about the employer.

In your free time you could've studied something new so that you could tackle harder or different things at work and ask for a raise/promotion or perhaps find a better job or another source of income like handcrafting things and selling on etsy or becoming a blogger. You could have spent the free time trading stocks or virtual coins.

The employer is just the dude that pays you, improving yourself can result in him giving you more money or not. If you want more money and he wont give you then find another employer that does.

You should work on maximizing your own production, not the employer's. Increase in the employer production is either a side effect of your own improvement or a tool that you can use to negotiate a higher pay.

It depends if you like your job or not.

I recently volunteered to go from doing for 9.5 hours days to 5 because I get bored with three days off and I like my work and the people there.

If you hate what you do and your co-workers then you're gonna have a bad time.

You don't have to be an expert on anything, really. Do understand that the average individual is clinically retarded for our standards; I have spent several years thinking I was either worse than everyone else, or at very best, that I was an average person with average skills. Until I got out and met actual people. They lack even basic skills on [whatever] - you name it. If you're moderately competent at any (or many) area, you're a better professional than 70% of the market.

That's why normies need a 9-5 job: most of them don't have decent skills, so all they can do is lend their time, effort and energy to doing mechanical button-typing. We don't have to be like that.

every morning, sunday, and night you'll want to kys

Plenty of shit like 3. Everything from night shift at a nursing home to crane operator in some low traffic port to some bullshit administrative job in a municipality with 3,000 people. There's nothing special about it, but you have to find it yourself

4. Can be almost anything, it's just down to how the employer schedules hours. Alternatively you can get special competence like pipeline welder and do contracting work, where you do 4 weeks straight of field work but take home 20,000$ you can live off for several months.

You’re in fantasy land thinking it’s only going to be 9-5 5x a week if you’re going to actually make it.