Hi retarded non native speaker of English

>Not speaking with an accent

youtube.com/watch?v=A9hzEno0p8s

Being able to speak multiple languages is the sign you're a big-brained person.

Look, Fuck you
Fuck the plane you flew in on
Fuck them shoes
Fuck those socks with the belt on it
Fuck yo gay ass fairy faggot accent
Fuck them cheap ass cigars
Fuck yo yuk-mouth teeth
Fuck yo hair piece
Fuck yo chocolate
Fuck Guy Ritchie
Fuck Prince William
Fuck the Queen
This is America
My president is orange and my Lambo is blue, nigga
Now get the fuck off my board
And if I see you in the street I’m slappin’ the shit out of you

So you're proud how Americans made English Lingua Franca? How cucked can you be?

>the amount of socks i'd have to put into my mouth to sound like that

>what is the commonwealth

>Only America and UK speak English natively.
>Only America forced the world to speak English through economic, military and societal means.
Brainlet take.

Forgot Canada, and Aulstralia homo

Not our fault you managed to take a Germanic language and turn the autism dial to maximum, ruining it completely.

And you ruskie must study it to survive.

>butching my language

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>ei bät ju spiek leik zat
i've been told by a mancheter couple i had an american/canadian accent whatever that means
was during the same vacation i've met that birmingham guy. it took me 2 days to understand that chap. great guy tho he knew fucking everything about german football

Don't be rude to ESL students. They provide valuable work for whites.

>being multilingual is a sign of intelligence
many negroes speak three or four languages, they're still as thick as shit

>What is the commonwealth
An effeminized group of dying countries?

>he actually believes this
lmao

A language for everyone is a language for no one,,,, in other words.,,, you don’t have a language AN*LO

>royal language
Didn't English start as a pleb language and the nobles spoke French? English is just a French and German rape baby. You should be speaking Welsh.

Didn't Spanish start as a pleb language and the nobles spoke Arabic? Spanish is just an Arabic and Italian rape baby. You should be speaking Celtiberian

or a beta boipussy forced to learn my language

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Kill your queen you niggerbong. And give back Ireland to the Irish!

Most of the world speaks Americanized English.
The real English language.

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Nice try Mohammed.

>Daily reminder to sink english ships

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Thinking England still owns ANYTHING.

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Genetic studies have been done on Iberians and the Moorish contribution is minimal. Moors and converts were expelled from the country.

The Spanish language, despite half a millennium of Moor rule, shows only light traces of Arabic influence, which demonstrates to what esteem Arabic was held by the Spanish natives. As opposed to that, English was a literal sponge of Norman French because that was in fact the prestige language spoken by the educated and commercial classes. English was so Frenchified that it's hardly a "Germanic" language anymore at this point. An English speaker would be able to pick up more words from a page of French than German or Dutch.

Wait a second, am I seriously attempting to engage in intellectual conversation with a memeflaggot? Shame on me.

>change colour to color
>this is now mine

>8 KB

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You’re mot even worth 8 bits, bong.

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The "English" language would never have become a global language without America. In the centuries before the world wars it was French, and before that, Latin.

I couldn't possibly imagine how Britain on its own could have made it the lingua franca in any timeline.

well of course, that way you can beg for mercy when we kick your ass up and down the strech of this planet for a second time

You can’t imagine, because they themselves could never in their wildest dreams imagine that.

The UK is just a handy forward landing base for the US.

Where did I say Spaniards had substantial Moorish ancestry? I said their elite[s] consisted mostly of Arabic-speaking Moors for centuries, hence why almost 10% of Spanish vocabulary comes from Arabic. Learn to read, ameriflaggot

And yes, Anglos (and Scots, Welsh and the Irish) have Norse and Norman ancestry and the English language reflects that

Funny how your language is basically the whore of Europe. We all came on your face and left you begging for more. Lingual-pleb-cunt

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You know way too much for an American...

>The "English" language would never have become a global language without America
Odd, as it was the Brits who spread English to the Indian subcontinent, China, Australasia, Polynesia, South America, Caribbean and both North and sub-Saharan Africa

WE

nobody speaks elvish

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i can perceive that you're seething, you can't hide it

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>Some of the biggest shitholes in the world

“They speak our language!”

And you’re proud of that?

Hurr durr fucking bingbong.

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Learn to spell your own language fucking ape.Is that how you spell "foreigner"? Go back to school moron. I m a Eurotrash motherfucker who can spell.

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Are you aware you stick out like sore thumb, you shit talking, backstabbing, traitor faggot?
Every damn day. Nothing of value.

kike

About what good sir? Also your wine is made from the peepee of cows and your women all have big beards!

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>google: define 'non sequitur'

Step 1: Delusion

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Not seething, just laughing.

No-one takes has taken england seriously for the last 70 years man.

Hate to break it to you.

>Genetic studies have been done on Iberians and the Moorish contribution is minimal
Spanish are not white. They aren't even caucasian.

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take that back

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Boer genocide is something beautiful, fuck every last Dutch subhuman.

And your soldiers stink like wet dogs.

I said good day sir.

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Based. Fuck these Europoors

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I see we shall have to roll some cheese down a hill to settle this

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cuz america is a super power, thats why

That’s rich coming from the US’s bitch.

Because of America, your irrelevant now, sorry. But do enjoy urdu/arab/american signposts soon enough.

More like a moist bear, ackshually

>never was
>insulting a has-been
Little bit of irony in that

I learned it for stupid online vidya, that's literally its only use other than looking for degeneracy like porn or shitty american fiction

Most of the world is the bitch of America, I don't see your point.

Stop memeflagging.

We all know your identity anyways bong

How many languages can you speak?

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Top tier :
>Swedish accent
>Norwegian accent
>Allemanic accent
High Tier :
>Finnish accent
>French accent
>Italian accent
Mid tier :
>British accent
>Pajeet accent
>Spanish accent
Low tier :
>Australian accent
>African accent
>Inuit accent
Shit tier :
>American accent
>Russian accent
>Japanese accent

be quiet you irrelevant nation

Who has ever taken the Netherlands seriously? Go clippity clop along in your wooden shoes and fuck off to your windmill house

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Imagine that.

Your country is so boring and dull, the US doesn’t even want to invade you...

Now, would you kindly remove those damned wargraves littering my countryside.

(((America))) : the posts

Ask that to all your dead sailors throughout the ages...

Oh yeah wait, they drowned after eating dutch lead.

Well, they did steal your flagship HMS Royal Charles and sell it for parts once. Put your navy to shame with their almost exclusivly trade-fleet

>dude weed and bright colours lmao
the only reason anyone goes to your country is to get smashed on drugs and fuck hookers

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Yup, and we confined it all to one city, Amsterdam.

We sell you shit that kills you, and you happily pay.

You’re so goddamned stupid, you have no idea.

Kek, forgot we even did that.

That’s how irrelevant the bongs are.

We're all very jealous
youtube.com/watch?v=0XkNsWWxLeQ

i appreciate that there is some truth in that, i really do. but at least no-one has to do this with my flag

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Learning by doing in my case

Only retarded people like you and your countrymen has to do that.

Go to wales and fuck some sheep man, you seem like you need a break.

Bongs are supposed to be our friends, but their country is ruined. I feel sorry for the average bong. London is, not even sure what it is at this point. And the in the south most guys over 45 are unemplyed and spend their day at the pub whilst the wife works and keeps a tight leash on the family economy. What happened to the proud Englishman?

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They all died in WW2...

Why make these asinine threads that just make Brits look like idiots? If you're not a paki trying to divide, behind a Bong flag, you're doing their work you cringy stupid cunt.

Scandie cucks speak like drunk orangutans

Why are euros suddenly seething so much at the UK on this board? Is it sour grapes over brexit?
You know you guys can do exactly the same thing, you just have to pull Merkel's dick out of your arses.

There is no such thing as a "British accent" accents can change village to village
Pffffffft* ahe.... PFFFFFFT.... AHEM, TOOOOTHPASTE PPPPPPFFFTE
See irrelevant nation
Our navy has put the entire world to shame multiple times, its 4d chess, that 'incident' to give you guys a glimmer of hope

Pulling Merkel's dick out of your ass to replace it with Trumpstein's isn't doing your country a favor.

>this post
lmao

Eurotrash always have plenty of pent up feelings of jealousy and inadequacy when they gaze upon British achievements and history.

Have you ever lived abroad? It's hard to explain, but the UK is fucked in such an intimate way that it is beyone reconnoning. I just moved home after living a few years, first in London then Winchester and i was left speechless. Never have i encountered a huge fat heairy bearded man in small pink dress with makeup smeared all over his face. Never have i been called a racist and excluded for not liking auto-tune music. (muuh dont like black people music raciss)! Never have i entered a store where there are more ready foods i.e sandwitches and burritoes, soups etc than actual ingredients in litterally every highstreet supermarket. Its asif you have already given up.

A lot of mutts and fatniggers post under my flag and drive down the perception of the burger IQ on here. With that said, Jow Forums burgers are comfy and you know this board would be nothing without us, Koen.

Based ruski. Speak 5 languages myself

I have always been a fan of Pakistan's culture, and that's they speak in their colonies so ...

Ooga oy mate, i am going to drink tea and eat a biscuit.

Fuck you british nigger. England is cucked and stupid.

Pretty much this. Britain is shit, and the sooner faggots on here wake up and realise it ishit, then maybe they'll stop spamming Jow Forums with shit threads and posts. Thatcherism and Boomerism (same thing) ruined the people of this country. In the NHS they have NHS posters organising anti-Trump marches, total twilight zone. And on race, most people are cucked now. Everyone has a token nigger friend or workmate "You can't judge black people, there are good and bad in every race" - I've heard this thousands of times.
Can I move to Norway plz?!

Reminder to not trust an Anglo at any cost. If you would dare do such a thing, you will find out that sooner or later you will devote your entire life to the """teachings""" of the Anglo, to that specific Anglo as a person, you will want to help out the Anglo in any way possible, you will want to do anything for the Anglo, you will become the Anglo's puppet, the Anglo's slave. You will find out that all your funds have been transferred to a bank in London and your entire street patrolled by Anglo soldiers, Union Jacks being planted left and right, Old Glories inside every single home. You will find out that the Anglo is actually a spy for the International Anglosphere Community, as all Anglos are, your national identity slowly fading away, and you becoming slave to the Anglo. You will find out that one day while walking down the street you see your mother and father lay half dead in a ditch, twitching and grunting, while the Anglo is there, watching you from the shadows, humming about how much it wants the "Queen" to be saved by God. You will find the Anglo slowly marching towards you, knife at your throat, giving you a warning that you could be next, the Anglo does whatever it wants, whenever it wants. If you choose to do such a thing, you become a slave to the Anglo, and the Anglo master to your countrymen. You not only put yourself in danger by doing such a thing, but every single one of your fellow compatriots. The Anglo deceives to an extent known to no normal man, the Anglo does things that are beyond human thought, the Anglo is no human, the Anglo is a beast, the Anglo is hyena, a puppet master, a vampire, a demon, and must be slain for peace to be restored upon this world.