3 years ago i was like you

3 years ago i was like you...

Now i have a GF and a baby boy, a job that allows me to shitpost all day and im no longer depressed. AMA

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How did you acquire gf?

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Congratulations mate. How big's your dick?

Have you considered selling them?

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I moved around the country as a chef for around 2 years then settled with a waitress i found, was pretty easy..

about 5 inch erect..

Nice.

no, i live in a modern society that frowns on such behavior..

Good, just checking, don't do that.

I am on my way to becoming you. I have a GF, a loyal dog, and we are talking about buying a house soon. Currently in school to become an electrician/lineman worker. Glad to know that life works out in the end.

it does user, just about patience.. We moved into our new house a month or so ago, even got a matching kitchen set and a log burning fire because why not..

That's great. Real fireplaces are great things (not the gas cuck kind). I hope your boy grows up to do great things. With a family and house like that I'm sure he will.

I grew up in the care of my local authority after social sevices took my mum to court over custody of me, many more in my position are now either homeless or dead, I wont let anything like that happen to my boy user trust me.

but youre reddit spacing so who cares lol

Are you ever nice to anyone?

brexit when

of course just not to reddit spacers, redditors, phoneposters, attention whores, discordniggers and users of particular filenames my friend

Never, by the looks of things our "democracy" is actually broken.

>attention whores
>Jow Forums

Never!!

You forgot about khanists

but kahanists are based and even redpilled why would i not be nice to them

anyone that enjoys a nice life these days is blue pilled are they?

Fuck me ive been gone far too long...

ah but see youre not merely enjoying a nice life you are blogging about it too and also reddit spacing at the same time which is all the more despicable

sage is easy, being a faggot is even easier..

Creating a family is a classic jewish trick to keep you in the system till you die.

Muh wife, muh kids.

Its pretty much just the satisfaction of being able to provide for my child...

Muh Jow Forums, Muh hate the normies.

> and a baby boy
yikes, enjoy losing your youth over a crying shit cannon

>youth

im 32

fair game then, raise him right and well

What's your income to expense ratio and have you considered saving up for your child?

I will,

Thanks user

Yes, I do save for my child, not much at the moment but im getting more and more financially stable as time goes by.

I shant be saving an extreme amount for him to keep directly though, value of money is the most important lesson to learn.. Sounds really bad but its true,

Am i a bad dad if i dont save for his first house deposit?

Are you pinkybong

do you like Flan

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Never tasted it but i can imagine the texture so I would say no, but would indeed try your strange food from across the pond..

No, im actually much worse..

The most important thing you need to teach him is how to love. Don't forget that.

Your'e right, i just thought it came natural providing the right atmosphere..

Tricky one to teach user..

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I MEAN THIS FLAN

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Not really into cartoons, sorry

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Same but 6 years ago

fuck you

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*SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP*

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Boomer lives matter

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Is that the best you faggots can do?