Hello, Jow Forums! CYOA time!

Hello, Jow Forums! CYOA time!

RULES:
1. Dubs chooses what action takes place
2. Only simple actions may take place. Eg: Throw a rock at the starving child. Not actions like: Run to Zimbabwe, kill thirty three virgin women, bath in their blood, and skull fuck a ten year old.
3. I may change, add, and remove rules at any time. (Will do this as minimally as possible to keep freedom)
4. Greater posts can over ride previous posts. If someone get dubs, and then someone gets trips before I post a response to the dubs, the trips gets to choose the action.
5. Once dubs has been gotten, no other posts count until my next update.
6. Remember that I am only human, and can not make pictures in half a second.

So, Jow Forums.

You wake up in a field. Wat do?

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7vzu4lua brings you strength, Umbra

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this thread has now been derailed in the name of the fascist party of canada

I, an informed individual, have come to tell you that dr vziaky is very very cute and he has a nice tum

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i get a rock and bust my kneecaps

yes

gotta do this

I help romania bust his kneecaps

cringe

i find a sharp branch and barge it in my throat

of course

i agree wholeheartedly

reroll

always

i gouge my eyes out

i'm blind now lol

oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah

I approve of this romania mutilation thread

You pick at your eyeballs, and eventually work a finger behind them. You tear your eyes out.

Nice fucking job, now you're blind.

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Impale this fucker with a nazi flag

now find something long enough, like a branch, and barge it right through one of the eye sockets

yeah yeah yeah

yes

shhhhhhhhhhh
shhhhh shh sh sh
come to bed honey

yes

mmmmmmmmm

go to store and buy eyes

acquire sonar vision

weed

lole

66 for this post

this is what happens

srsly

this plox

this HAS to happen

77 get for this oh yeah yeah

dis

rr

right now

lol

cringe

Using echolocation, you seek out the nearest I Store.

Inside, you find that it actually sells Apple products.

You pay no attention to this, and take some eyes.

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gouge my eyes out again

i masturbate

put eyes on, and buy an old ipod to exclusively play deathgrips

Congrats, you can see again!

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lol

the cringe...

based
oh shit I'm feelin it

masturbate

You purchase a music player from the store, and download music from your favourite band.

youtube.com/watch?v=Orlbo9WkZ2E

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max volume on ipod, turning him deaf. keeps playing death grips till his ears start bleeding.

based btw

start jerking off while listening to full volume death grips

You mess with the device, and make it so there is no limit on the volume.

You turn the volume up extremely high, to the point where your ear drums rupture and your ears are bleeding.

Nice, you traded your blindness for deafness.

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buy ears, then drain life savings into a huge screen where hentai is projected 24/7. keep listening to death grips while masturbating to the hentai.

You somehow gain your hearing back, and then buy a large screen TV.

You decide to play some Chinese Cartoon Porn on the screen, and masturbate to it.

You continue to listen to music.

You attract the attention of some passer by's. You do not notice.

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the passers are nazis that impale him with a nazi flag

rerol

Fuck... I don't even know what to say.

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hey where the fuck did his headphones go?

His headphones were ripped off by the Nazis.

then i cut off my own penis

and then loki himself resurrected him as an undead avenger to murder all nazis, romanians, and haters of lewd animus

reroll

get fucked

reroll again

reroll once more

see

cut off own penis

cut off own penis!!!!!!

cut off my dick

leafnigger

i give up

Im actually going to go off, I've got work to do

I had fun, thanks guys, bye

I am content with this ending

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