Hello, Jow Forums! CYOA time!
RULES: 1. Dubs chooses what action takes place 2. Only simple actions may take place. Eg: Throw a rock at the starving child. Not actions like: Run to Zimbabwe, kill thirty three virgin women, bath in their blood, and skull fuck a ten year old. 3. I may change, add, and remove rules at any time. (Will do this as minimally as possible to keep freedom) 4. Greater posts can over ride previous posts. If someone get dubs, and then someone gets trips before I post a response to the dubs, the trips gets to choose the action. 5. Once dubs has been gotten, no other posts count until my next update. 6. Remember that I am only human, and can not make pictures in half a second.
So, Jow Forums.
You wake up in a field. Wat do?
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August 29, 2019 - 18:42
7vzu4lua brings you strength, Umbra
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August 29, 2019 - 18:46
this thread has now been derailed in the name of the fascist party of canada
I, an informed individual, have come to tell you that dr vziaky is very very cute and he has a nice tum
August 29, 2019 - 18:54
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August 29, 2019 - 18:54
i get a rock and bust my kneecaps
August 29, 2019 - 19:03
I help romania bust his kneecaps
August 29, 2019 - 19:05
i find a sharp branch and barge it in my throat
August 29, 2019 - 19:06
oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah
August 29, 2019 - 19:07
I approve of this romania mutilation thread
August 29, 2019 - 19:08
You pick at your eyeballs, and eventually work a finger behind them. You tear your eyes out.
Nice fucking job, now you're blind.
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August 29, 2019 - 19:11
Impale this fucker with a nazi flag
August 29, 2019 - 19:12
now find something long enough, like a branch, and barge it right through one of the eye sockets
August 29, 2019 - 19:12
shhhhhhhhhhh shhhhh shh sh sh come to bed honey
August 29, 2019 - 19:13
77 get for this oh yeah yeah
August 29, 2019 - 19:15
Using echolocation, you seek out the nearest I Store.
Inside, you find that it actually sells Apple products.
You pay no attention to this, and take some eyes.
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August 29, 2019 - 19:20
put eyes on, and buy an old ipod to exclusively play deathgrips
August 29, 2019 - 19:21
Congrats, you can see again!
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August 29, 2019 - 19:21
based oh shit I'm feelin it
August 29, 2019 - 19:22
You purchase a music player from the store, and download music from your favourite band.
youtube.com /watch?v=Orlbo9WkZ2E
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August 29, 2019 - 19:26
max volume on ipod, turning him deaf. keeps playing death grips till his ears start bleeding.
August 29, 2019 - 19:31
start jerking off while listening to full volume death grips
August 29, 2019 - 19:32
You mess with the device, and make it so there is no limit on the volume.
You turn the volume up extremely high, to the point where your ear drums rupture and your ears are bleeding.
Nice, you traded your blindness for deafness.
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August 29, 2019 - 19:34
buy ears, then drain life savings into a huge screen where hentai is projected 24/7. keep listening to death grips while masturbating to the hentai.
August 29, 2019 - 19:37
You somehow gain your hearing back, and then buy a large screen TV.
You decide to play some Chinese Cartoon Porn on the screen, and masturbate to it.
You continue to listen to music.
You attract the attention of some passer by's. You do not notice.
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August 29, 2019 - 19:43
the passers are nazis that impale him with a nazi flag
August 29, 2019 - 19:45
Fuck... I don't even know what to say.
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August 29, 2019 - 19:52
hey where the fuck did his headphones go?
August 29, 2019 - 19:54
His headphones were ripped off by the Nazis.
August 29, 2019 - 19:54
then i cut off my own penis
August 29, 2019 - 19:59
and then loki himself resurrected him as an undead avenger to murder all nazis, romanians, and haters of lewd animus
August 29, 2019 - 20:00
Im actually going to go off, I've got work to do
I had fun, thanks guys, bye
August 29, 2019 - 20:03
I am content with this ending
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August 29, 2019 - 20:07