Business idea: I live near Detroit. While some areas are actually up and coming, many, especially the outer regions, are a sort of wasteland devoid of essentially all key aspects of human civilization.
My plan: Target demographic: Wealthy Japanese and Chinese tourists. Purchase a vehicle similar to pic related. Bullet proof it. Create a website and sell all-expenses-paid tickets to my tours, dubbed: Negro Safari. Includes travel, hotel, etc.
The basic idea is that we'd travel around Detroit at all hours of the night. Wealthy Japanese businessmen would get to observe the negro in his natural habitat, but without the risk normally associated with such a thing.
I wud do it for a larf, could become a real tourist attraction
Jace Murphy
It depends completely on whether or not these wealthy Asian whales would go for the novelty. I'd also have to brand it in such a way that clearly conveys the idea to the customer but doesn't open me up to lawsuits etc.
Gabriel Robinson
Plan B)
Use drones equipped with cameras and armor and livestream a fly-through.
Only real downside is the lack of battery life, and I'd have to have a military-style mobile command center most likely.
I'd pay for that user. But be careful, the nigger inteligence is still enough for blocking the road and even use powertools to open your car. Use military grade stuff or change paths very oftem.
Samuel Martinez
No way. 20 of those apes would probably get together with guns and take the car down by force. Block the road or ram into that thing with a car. Shit would need military equipment and highly trained escorts with guns.
Jaxon Wood
Love it! Best idea i’ve seen on biz in a long time.
find niggers that run the turf, give them a small cut of money for protection and a carton of Newports. nogs love the menthol goodness. should work, usually niggers have a structured hierarchy like apes. sounds good user. make sure the gooks sign a legal disclaimer stating that they are risking their lives by being around blacks while relaxed
Lmfao I'm totally fucking in, make a platinum bundle that includes big game nigger hunting where they essentially shoot the diabetic fat fucks with a sniper rifle
Levi Baker
For protection just air drop in some chicken and watermelon, that way you can watch them eat and fight each with crude tools. Their known to throw their own feces though
Lucas Rivera
i love this
Thomas Thomas
What is the best way to avoid being blockaded?
Angel Sanchez
Bullets
Logan Robinson
Probably paying the king nigger like the other user said
Xavier Sullivan
Don't sit in same place for too long, it is a safari after all. Take different routes. I wouldn't worry about Jamals aim with a gun though, he'll cock it sideways, miss and end up shooting his cousin
Be forewarned as well, when a female bigger gets agitated she will rip off her weaved wig revealing her truly grotesque nature prior to charging the vehicle. She will try to bite and pry her way in using her cheap plastic nails
Colton Perez
This is actually an amazing idea user. Can we get in touch somehow? I'll handle all of your social media/branding/website.
Ayden Lopez
bruh im ded, this thread is fuckin hilarious. but seriously you WILL get robbed. pass by the same street 2 times niggas and will start plotting trust me
This is possible but you can't advertise it as a safari. You need to also have it heavily translated and promoted in their countries. This advice protects you from infamy.
You would need to promote it as an insight into a decaying city or the rewilding of a city
"Failed cities, the tour" in america. Then do whatever in chinese, they dont give a shit. Beign clever you can probably give a chinese or japanese name with simultaneous different meanings.
Hunter Howard
Damn, fancy
Ian Taylor
Urban Decay Tour methinks with an emphasis on time of day and intro videos as per
Liam Ward
get an operations director with experience in executive protection
Some Jow Forumsommandos would definitely like to do security detail.
Luis Wright
I believe they already do this in Johannesberg
Jayden Phillips
You could create a nigger safari where wealthy Asians basically get to hunt niggers, it’d be exciting because they can keep their Afro scalps as trophies afterwards. The hunters can also use military grade rifles and bow and arrows.
I clicked around the youtube videos of tours of Detroit. In my country these are wealthy neighborhoods. I wish I could own a nice brick built house. I make $350/mo in a a formerly communist southern European country. I have a master's degree too. They work us like slaves here. Be grateful for what you have. You can use your system to live a very good life. Don't waste it.
Levi Turner
Attach a Jericho Trumpet underneath a drone Add a pod that dispenses dollar bills Divebomb the population until they associate the sound with the gibs Drop fewer and fewer bills But bills of higher denomination Livestream the nog royale that ensues
Gabriel Gomez
American here. Thanks for sharing your perspective. However, understand that these neighborhoods are full of niggers. You probably don't have to deal with niggers where you live and have no idea how bad they are.
Nolan Powell
Kek you know people do this in Mumbai, pay for visiting a slump
Hudson Rodriguez
bretty gud idea desu
Eli Morgan
I've unironically had this idea, as in I'd like to be a customer. Good idea, OP
Jace Reed
this.
Jayden Rodriguez
keep basketballs in stow away compartment >have built in lithium battery backup with wheel power in case of motor trouble 10-15 miles escape travel
Noah Ward
I'd pay 10 Eth for this shit
Logan Garcia
Make it happen.
Gavin Gonzalez
>What do you think, Jow Forums?
I'd pay to see the infamous US ghettoes from a bullet proof vehicle with a backup
Will there be a commentary "On the right you can see crack dealers" "We are passing some black prostitutes, known as 'hoes'
will their be crips and bloods and gold chains and bad rap and vagrants? How much?
t. euro
Michael Parker
Pussies. I’ve walked through some of those streets without the need of a bulletproof truck. Act like you’ve got some balls and the nogs won’t fuck with you.
Jayden Sullivan
You're hired!
Mason Lee
They do this in Compton with "hood tours" Good idea but chill on the racism or you will get shut down by uncle sam.
You might survive longer if you advertise it on a chinese website in china.
Ayden Richardson
I don't think anyone's questioning that. I live in France, which memes aside is far from a third-world country, and even as part of the 1% I'm envious of the brick houses of Baltimore... which are wasted on niggers. It's the opportunity to live in beautiful environments we yearn for, not the savages the government put there.
Brandon Reed
these houses are destroyed and the area is unsafe due to the... citizenry
Biggest problems you will need to overcome: * Armour proof trucks cost a fuck ton up front. Maybe buy a bank truck and recondition it? * You will need custom insurance cover ($$$$$) * Most Armored trucks can be overcome with some sort of jacking system to raise the tires off the ground You will probably need some backup cars to help if the main one gets ambushed.
Ayden Morales
Thats a novel I'd totally take a tour.
Henry Roberts
>* Most Armored trucks can be overcome with some sort of jacking system to raise the tires off the ground This I think is the biggest challenge. If they figure out how to operate such a machine, perhaps with outside help, it could pose a real problem.
Juan Morales
BLM would push your car over
Jack Gonzalez
Well OP would obviously have an emergency water cannon
Angel Wilson
This would work in parts of Africa where it is anarchy.
Jonathan Hall
I'd join along, but only if I get to shoot them. Doesn't America have a law you can shoot people if they come onto your property? So... heres phase two of the brand.
You buy a house in the real ghetto, deck it out like a fucking armory. Load front yard with fried chicken, watermelon and $ bills.
Second a nigger steps afoot the client can shoot them...
Joshua Nelson
Add the caged windows and roll bars on the outside, Jap and chink women would eat that shit up watching niggers fight, have shootouts, deal crack and throw rocks at the vehicle while they eat some popcorn and watch from inside. Maybe also hardened 360 degree 4k HD cameras as well from watching on TV inside the vehicle as well.
Evan Mitchell
I think you need to leave the internet once in a while.
Leo Jackson
That would be a big crowd pleaser for the Chinese hunter types, get a tannery and taxidermist to make some neat things out of them too. Would cost a ton extra to do though.
Not in MI they call it murder there. But you can probably get away with in detroit. And houses are cheap. Literally selling for $1.
Grayson Young
>pay the king nigger a cut >they do a show for you
Angel Ramirez
This could really work >pay them to do fake crimes for display >more fake crimes = more tourism = bigger payments >they use their cuts to facilitate actual crime >more tourism >eventually they span out into legitimate business >motor city reborn, jumpstarted by Negro Safaris, Inc.
Depends which city you visit desu. If you're interested in seeing a full on race war, I suggest going to LA. The MS 13 has invading Compton gang territory and fucking up the crips and bloods. At this rate the Mexicans are going to fucking kill off all the niggers!
Adam Bailey
The big problem is getting people to go all the way to Detroit. There's nothing else worth doing in Detroit. Maybe try Chicago.
You need to have luxurious hotels or some shit where people can relax before and after.
You may need a private jet to get them in and out of Detroit quickly.
Adrian Morris
I really don't want this thread to die. The end of crypto is finally helping our entrepreneurial sides come out. Were gonna need it though!
Brandon Hall
They already do "ghetto tours" like this in Harlem. It would instantly get bad publicity, which equals more money. This seems like a huge liability issue. The subjects of the "safari" would eventually catch on, so you need to cut in some key leaders on the action. Maybe stage some sort of fights and shit, because once this ball gets rolling, it'll become too commercialized and boring
Aiden Ward
This idea is fucking amazing, I hope one of you guys actually go through with it
Brody Brooks
a big nigger remover on the front should work >pic related
It implies that they won't notice whatever routine you set out. Even crocodiles can take advantage of one and set an ambush. All they would have to do is set up a roadblock and you're fucked in that death trap of yours. Nice shitpost, but any veteran Jow Forumsnessman would inquire about insurance. If your clients are rich, then do is your premiums.
Eli Smith
This. But in a good business way. Run the safari after school and get a good look at the mother ape in action. Maybe even see the little niglets start to run the drug trade. You don't know. Fingers crossed!
>it’d be exciting because they can keep their Afro scalps End male pattern baldness. Come hunt negroids in Detroit.
Alexander Edwards
Holy shit I would love to go on a tour through the hoods of Detroit in a luxury tank.
Jonathan Flores
OP. I'm also from detroit area. Make sure you have run flats on there. I'd recommend putting a spoon in the cupholder for each seat. When your guests ask. Tell them they must play the spoon game on the tour.
Robert Hughes
This is a great idea. I have been to some countries and spoken to locals and they have told me about bad areas and I want to go there to see what it's like but they won't take me and tell me not to go cos too dangerous. My list includes: part of LA, Limerick in Ireland, parts of Glasgow. Where I am from we have no negros and I want to see what these sub humans are capable of of. I believe they want to live like animals and to see this kind of activity their natural habitat would be fascinating. Also if there is some way to safely interact with some negros and speak to them it would be really great. Maybe one could be sedated or on a leash or if o e was trained so it wasn't dangerous and we can get pictures with it. Great work OP, let us know the website once you set it up, I would love to see the destruction they cause. Also I would like to see a pajeet shitting street and shit on one, it's on my bucket list.
Andrew Gray
Nigga your drone is gonna get shot The government would shut this down pretty quick
Jeremiah Sanchez
so about a 1000 bucks in a couple weeks?
Ethan Diaz
>blackaded
Jeremiah Turner
Not a bad idea, Chicago has the highest murder rate in the country and it's almost entirely concentrated in the South Side. Would be great Safari location, highest chance of watching some drive-bys and gang shootouts
Tyler Miller
Great idea, for the poor fags you can get a ok version with this his channel. Dude flips Detriot houses.
Idea: Alert the nogs earlier that you will be giving away free money. Passengers can shoot money out of the sides of the truck with an air cannon and watch the nigs fight for it
You can only bullet proof a car so much. Plus, as soon as your business gains notoriety, you'll have niggers actively trying to hunt down your cars because wacism
