Here is grant secret of my new religion. Gather around people

>calling money your silver money???
>prostitutes gold from fucking phones!
>bitcoin calling silver on phone trade
>making WTC monery from you
>tax free bars chocolate fake
>premium members only
>sign up today!

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what do???

>breathe
>breed
>bleed
>call papers on the bridge
>????
>monery
>paradise

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how do i change the color of my text

>BUY STOCKS
>wait for bull ride
>sell get rich
>buy Jow Forums
>change text color
>monery

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>thank you now 4chin traffic will always be on

>remember to sacrfice at 21:37
>no problam

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AAAAAAAA HERESY AAAAAAAAA

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i forgot

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bruh you die in like 30 minuts

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>sacrvice your virginity and you shall recieve forgiveness

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Sex

Do You want to become high priest?

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Yese

Thou shall recieve my child. now help us spread the holy word and let us make za warudo better place

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Spread the Holy Word or Thou Shall Die as Poor Virgins

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How many virgins do I get?

Hello my child
You get as much as much people you convert

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I promote myself to Manxman

Dear Manxman and High priest, here is the holy law to spread

>dont be a pussy
>stop whining
>take a small but systematic steps to improve your live
>dont cry when something go wrong you just got better at struggling, just try again with new experience
>encourage someone to do all of this also
>see the world becomoing better place
>acquire paradise as a honorary place in global counsciousness of humanity, because you helped people become better versions of themselfs
>good job man

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Will humans attain heaven under your leadership?

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OP = big fag

They will forge the world into paradise and stop needing a leader after some time. Meanwhile its necesarry to show the way

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Thous shall die like subhuman heathens unwiliing to strive

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Thou blasphemy shall not go unscolded!
Thou hath invoked the wrath of the lord!

I hereby declare you expelled by the power of the lord!

The process of quantum dead started for this heretic he will slowly fade from all the universes then from omniverse itself. He shall perish in no time

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The Holy war officially stared if they dont want to improve kill them. To show mercy is to betray holy cause. No captives.

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aaaaaaaa gib money to the holy land

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i will bump this until eberyone is faithful to me

Chen.

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