Morning Wood is killing me

Morning Wood is killing me.

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If you had to wake up for work it wouldn’t be so much of a problem, you dirty neet.

But im on day 1 of no fap.

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Fap fap fap fappy

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I'll try to get at least to day 2.

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I feel so embarrassed. I got drunk last night and send Forest lewd pictures.

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Haha.


What did you send? OwO

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You probably just need to pee

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You've said it. Now you have to share.

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Nothing worse than trying to pee with morning Wood.


The physics are insane.

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Fight the pain

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Its impossible.

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Keep trying, until you can make it out alive

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Kapish

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You know, this was the first time in ages I didn't eat any rubbish food after my drink.

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I love junk food.


When I'm sad eating some warm jurk food makes me feel happy.

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I know, but it makes me feel guilty afterwards. All I really eat is meat. I'm just cooking some pork now, do you like pork?

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nice id

Kys ID


I love beef. Are you a good cook? I suck so bad. Most of my food tastes horrible.

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Yeah I'm quite good actually.

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I suck at everything I do.

Ever consider doing a cooking course?

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I'm beginning to wonder if I have Asperger's. I hate diagnosing myself but I think it's quite likely. I've never had an interest in making friends but at the same time I'm frightened of being alone in the future. I'm not really interested in other people irl, is that bad?

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I diagnose myself all the time. But I know I'm just over blowing the situation.
You just have some for of anxiety that's all.

You just need to find the right person to care about. You need a reason to be interested. You don't need a lot of people. Just 1 cute girl will make you happy.

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>Girl
I'm bi though

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my shrink called it a defense mechanism but what do they know

Find a Goth a Girl.
Or Find a tomboy girl.

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You don't see them about, where would they even hang out?

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They are extremely rare.

Maybe you could find one in a nightclub. Girls love to dress up in the style they like.
I bet you would have a lot of luck finding a girl there.
I know you have nobody to go with which is a shame.

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Come to bed with me

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Only if you don't bite

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Do you shave your testicles and butte?

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Huh? Whachu mean.

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Is your butte hairy?

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My PENE is shaved every weekend.

My bum maybe every 2 months.
Legs every 4 months.

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Do you clean shave your legs or just trim them?

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>butt shaving general
DILATE

I don't like shaving desu, I like to be a hairy beast like a true med should be (excluding women, they should shave)

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I take sessions. Id shave 1/4 of my leg one week and another 1/4 the other week. I can't stand the itch.

Based Zoomer Boomer.

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>My Hero fagademia
Cringe