You get 100 000 000$ tomorrow. What would you do Jow Forums. How would you spend your days?

Jack off to futa.
Eat.
Contemplate what game to play next.
Eat.
Play random game for a couple of hours.
Eat.
Go to sleep.
Ad infinitum since I don't have to bother with a job breaking the cycle any longer.

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>chasing depression 101

>says he wants to break the cycle
>starts sadder cycle

Yeah I know..but I would keep doing it.

>Get married
>buy expensive house
>buy expensive cars for me and wife
>have children
>get divorced for money
>lose millions in legal fees
>lose 70% of what I have
>have to pay for children and only get to see them twice a week
>waste money on drugs and whores because depressed
>invest what little I have left in ethereum
>crypto market crashes
>try to kill myself
>quantum immortality activated
>suddenly ethereum moons like never before
>make it

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wew what a waste

Find ways to protect my money obviously

Buy the entire LINK circulating supply.

>PRAISE KEK

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I spy Lenin

paint bart simpsons onto the btc/usd chart for lulz

>build a huge house
>secluded area
>big library
>buy myself a 12 year old

Live the life.

Get a beautifull house and a dog. Build some houses for my family close, but not too close. Like 15 min ride. All near the city were i life now. Buy some appartement in amsterdam and will rent them. Get all the newest technologie there is, go investing. Maybe i would start a vc fund with the rest. That would be really cool, to help people chase their dreams while chilling with my dog in my mansion and have my senpai close, also travel a lot.

A 21 year old I mean

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>>buy myself a 12 year old
Based.

Thats just too much money, not in general but to receive an answer. Look at most people posting things that cost like a couple million at most.

Why amsterdam though?

> A 21 year old I mean

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Move to south korea and fuck whores.

uhhh

care to elaborate?

True, just wouldn't need more. I guess ... here comes the hate.... help niggers in africa and other parts of the world. why not.

I life there :D so close too home. and people pay a fuckton for it.

oh lekker man

>What would you do
Two chicks at the same time, man.

You're gonna make it, hang in there fgt

Two guys at the same time, desu

100 MM? Instantly depart on vagabond journey through europe. Low budget (under 50k per year) until i figure out wtf to do.

Would you do one twink and one bear or one trap and one twink or two "straight" guys or... The possibilities are endless.

file IRS form 8300 for a suspicious money transfer

Pay some Jews to invest it for me.

>invest
Why?

Sell all personal possessions, change last name, buy a beach front home south of Kihei (Maui), spend my days laying nude on Little Makena Beach.

this one gets it

>> A 21 year old I mean
I need something to breed and I like tits
A 12 year old might be tight and also have some tits, but it is also for her dangerous to carry my seed to term, not to think about the dangers of being caught.

Buy 50,000,000 ARK

Live off the 400 ARK i would be getting every day from staking

buy Lambo, move to Czech Republic and live a life of a playboy by night and study physics, maths, engineering during the day and eventually start a space engineering company.

I'd save the Boer

id make my own fish farm. i always wanted to own a fish farm. seems very comfy

I would make an R&D business for space tech to make living on the moon doable. I already have a few ideas I could develop. Best one would be airlocks that cycle in 5 minutes or less. Shit takes 4-8 hours with the best tech we have currently. Even if I fail, I would be working for myself and love every day of it.

>move to Czech Republic
> start a space engineering company

wat ?

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if you could get those TPS reports on my desk by Friday, yeah that would be greaaaat

NEET here all day LARPing a 9-5 wagecuck life when I don't feel like going out. Travel for food, alcohol and cigars. Get a modest home, live a modest life. Build a studio for my audio editing and recording, build a shop to woodwork my own furniture and a pagoda I've been dreaming about come marriage if I ever do so. Invest 80% for my currently 12yo son and get him tutoring from money-smart people when he's not doing homework.

buy the dip

Give about 30 million away to free my entire extended family from wage-slavery.

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Markey buy BTC to help you guys out

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Invest the major part in real estate, gold, and art. Invest the smaller part in startups.

czechy for the cheap kurwy, cheap beer and cheap (but world class) education.

Actual company would be sitting in US obviously you polska kurwa.

All in on LINK
I am the Sergey now

On my own private island drowning in booze and pussy.

Buy acreage and live a simple life

move out into the country, build huge underground bunker with internet, pack food supplies for 10 years, live happy

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Buy a few houses and then NEET til my demise.

Probably just go manic traveling & partying around the world and buying stupid shit I don't need. If I survived that, then probably just go back to what I'm doing right now (sitting in front of the computer all day)

Move to Plzen and get drink Evert night drinking plsner urquel.

dump 10M on bitmex wait for btc to reach the 2k bottom and 100x long

dump 5M on binance
dump 5M on cryptopia
wait for alts to fully capitulate before going in

*get drunk. Fuck, I am drunk.

I used to fuck escorts who looked like her. Now i don't even have enough crypto to buy a sex doll... fuck

Where do you guys find these hot escorts?

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donate it to some cool LGQBT or ANTIFA groups.

Jihan is that you?

I would keep doing what I'm doing now.

buy an island, a couple of AA guns and pay a couple of army guys.
buy nuclear weapon, declare my own regime.
live on my island with a bunch of hoes in my own military dictatorship.
no migrant, all you faggots will be shot on sight.

>literally funding terrorism

spend it all on ripple

Probably do the same thing I do everyday. Get drunk and sing Billy Joel to people on csgo.

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By the time I get done paying taxes, tags, postage, shipping, handling, fees, etc. there wouldn't be much left. So not much would change. Maybe I could afford a newer car.

Go to sleep and let the stress melt off me bruh. Before that put my two weeks in ASAP.

Thats never gonna happen though, im a retarded December buyer. Its game over for me.

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Sheeiiiiit. Fuckin thief.

>startups
>art
jesus, never give this fag money

actually buy 100k on every bait memecoin thread and post proof for a week

then fuck brazil prostitutes in the ass for the rest of my days

army guys take over and assrape you to death slowly over 30 years so basically marriage

We will all make it, the whole community is depressed so the only way we can go is up

>the only way we can go is up

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>Le ebin Big bang Sheldon Cooper reaction image
>Correcting himself on something he knows he wants, but does not like to admit.
>On an Anonymous imageboard

Kill yourself, faggot

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>pay off family debt
>go island hopping banging thots, doing blow, getting fit
>return home when i get bored and start managing my money

yeah if i was a sissy faggot like you, nigger.

Hear this Venezuelan fantasy.

Sell $1000 for inmediate use in the house (pay bills and credit cards and any debt available, buy lots of food). Tell my dad to quit wagecucking inmediately. Give them the money to survive for a while.

Get a plane ticket to Colombia and spend at least two or three months with a girl I know since 2012. We're dying to meet each other in person.

Get back here and put everything in order. Get dad a nice 4x4 so he and mom can go back to our small house near the shore (it is on top of a hill and our old Wagoneer broke a few months ago, so they haven't been there since and I know they love the place). Buy them a big apartment or house in Caracas, so they can finally be close to whatever they need and not in this isolated town. Pay to get my papers ready, and move to Colombia with my girl definitely. From there help my parents with whatever they need for the rest of their lives.

Buy a few apartments in Bogota and a chill bar with tastes of our own. Rent the places and work there whenever I feel out. Travel with her everywhere. She is likely going to want to move to Iceland or something. Might get a small house there to spare in our travels.

I'd probably be left with more than 80 million at this point. So I will pay a good layer or something that can help me in how to manage that much money.

Leave 2 million in crypto. 500k 50/50 into ETH and BTC. 500k into 2 or 3 coins that can be stacked. 1MM diversified in promising tech like REQ and stuff.

Live a happy, free life.

>not having multiple smartcontract dead man switches to nuke your own island if anything happens to you

Have a large house with a big garden, huge incredibly high definition speakers to play classical on, learn violin, spend nights trading and manipulating markets.

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First, I'd get a lawyer and a financial adviser. Then, I'd give one tenth to a worthy charity. Then, I'd pay off my student loans. Then, I'd give each of my family members about ten grand. Then, I'd buy a house. Then, I'd buy a car. Then, I'd take a trip to Paris to see the Louvre. I'd drop by Italy to see the Statue of David. I'm sure there'd be plenty left over to invest in Bitcoin...

After gathered a few billion then fund a new wave of traditional fascism here in Europe.

these threads make me depressed because they make me think of things that I will never do

I actually don't even have any crazy desires beyond not wanting to wagecuck or spend hours and hours doing stupid college assignments

I’d unironically use like 2 mil just to moon obscure alt coins with hardworking devs who deserve to make it but aren’t because people are fucking brainlets and can’t appreciate their work

you're hired as my new secretary of defense.

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Probably the dumbest one on here

>buy that used RX560 gpu I can't now for $120
>pay of my parents debt around $1500
>pay my neighbor to paint my house $200
>buy a new washing machine $180
>buy a bicycle for my nieces birthday $95
>buy the entire building where one cafe is and fire the manager but keep the staff without telling them change the working hours and music and policies so I can have a place to go out and drink coffee in the morning and afternoon while I read the newspaper $600K

>build a huge house
>secluded area
>big library
>buy myself an 18 year old

Live the life.

Id hire a jew to manage it

Because I can live comfortably and still have most of that money to invest???

An 81 year old I mean