Oh no I must go to the army in November they will fuck me there!

Thank god maximum we can serve is only one year, I'm not sure how similar the military service is there but i hope you have an interesting time.

RIP your ass

I'll miss you

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Fucking lol'd

10/10 if troll
7/10 if copypasta

You jew know that every austrian man must serve the military?

We in Russia have organizations that help you not to go to the army
Btw, I know one person who lost weight below 45 kilograms and for this reason he was not taken into the army
Also, your country don't have an alternative civilian service?

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you losers only spend 6 months we aryan kahanist ubermensch spend 3 years

>your country don't have an alternative civilian service?
it does have a system like that but it's not well seen in my family.

>but it's not well seen in my family
why so?

at least here people think service makes you into a man, so choosing civilian service is seen as "the easy way out".

Because many members of my family have a
military history.

>he won't be deployed
>he'll never be outside the wire
>he will never radio for CAS
>he would never be in combat
>he's never going to be anything but a POG
>complaining

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i will get payed only 450€ or so

> bragging about signing his ass to be shot at

wait 450 for the entire 6 months or per month?

>whining about pay
POG

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per month
are you are veteran?
if you never were in the army you should shut up

lucky

We get like 140 a month here for the first 6 months, then 6-9 is 220 and 9-12 months is around 320 euros.

At least they’ll find some use for you

>at least here people think service makes you into a man, so choosing civilian service is seen as "the easy way out".
we have same shit, about "real hero being"
but, this shit is a thing of the past(going) Internet in Russia gave mass-people a red pill
"The military ID"(even civilian service guy get it) is considered here that you will no "longer go to serve" and you will suddenly not be taken to the army, cause company and their head "dont wanna have """problem""" with a government"
>Because many members of my family have a

military history.

loel
btw, our schoolboy can buy guns, and kill more than Land of Gun - USA
youtube.com/watch?v=G7zRl_QLGEA
in fact, the army is not needed to get a loicens for weapons here

>forced conscription
>in 2019

Lol, yuropoors aint got no freedums.

I apologize for my fellow autistic americunts

never need to apologize for the stupidity of others, fren

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he is right
its some retarded cunts, so NOT ALL
and civil service is always an alternative, not good, but still

>tfw not forced to serve in the military

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Wouldn't say it's an european thing.

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Conscription is an important part of maintaining a healthy population. It would especially be important in our country considering so many people here are fat fucks. We should pull out of unimportant foreign wars before we start conscripting again though. No need for our youth to die in a war they shouldn't be in

That is so fucking retarded though. I chose to go to fuck around in the army for 6 months because it's literally the easiest way (except for getting exempt for "mental health" reasons ofc).

It is, it really shouldn't matter if people have served or not.

>maintaining a healthy population
muh civilization its a normie problema
and FB.com several floors below you know
About fat cunts, you think that this can only be changed by the FORCED army? (ALSO ITS REALLY FUCKING FUNNY AMERICANTS DONT WANNA IMPROVE THEIR HEALTH CARE, BUT WANNA MAKE SLAVERY ARMY FOR ALL, AND 3.2 % of GDP IS SO COOLE)
Also lurk moar about mcdonalds diet and Twinkie diet
I admit obesity as a problem, but it is my concern I will not allow myself to be fat
But FORCE society? thanks, but no

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Did I say I didn't want to improve our healthcare? I don't believe so

Also I know it isn't the only way but it's an important step

Given what you want and how exactly
It seems that armies are more important in people's health than the health system itself lol
>but it's an important step
No, brainwashing and propaganda have a greater effect, believe me, if you washed children(that be fat cunt is bad), then there will be less problems in the future, than with the army. Also after serving in the army, they can generally forget it and become fat again, I do not know about usa, but fat people in Russia are not taken into the army
and in general propaganda is less "cruel" imho

RIP