We now live in a universe

where TOOL suck.

Feels bad man, how about a soiface thread? (Pic related)

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They always sucked, they were basically just a castrated ripoff of Swans.
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tool has always been for braindead tools, faggot

Can someone make a mash-up video of this guy listening to the new tool I don't have a pc anymore thanks

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The album is actually really well done. But Maynard was lackluster on the entire thing. While Danny, Adam, and Justin ripped the shit out of it.

7empest may be the greatest Tool song ever made though.

Tool always sucked.

Nickelback is the official band for white males. That's why there's been such a massive shilling campaign against them

Tool and Coil are pedos
considering how respected Tront Reznick is, he's probably a pedo too
sure as hell his songs aren't about women... I think most of it is about his catholic choir boy childhood.

YOUNG GOD

The tones were crazy good almost crystalline but the songwriting sucked ass

Just search on youtube "tool album reaction" and witness the monstrosities that are Tool fans emit insane levels of soi

I love nickleback?

Tool has been a Steely Dan cover band since Third Eye

Lol you're probably right I'll do that

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Listen to this song and talk your SHIT you fucking Queer.

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NO band, in world history, or now, could pull that off. Not.Fucking.ONE

maynard is a rapist pedophile. he sodomized a boy in a crowley magick ritual

Tool is Radiohead for Juggalos

How’d you find out about that?

Lmao

Fucking liberal idiots

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dude makes wine and does wood working (maynard)

Don’t be talking shit about my jams

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That's not too bad I guess but try this on for size

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This is the type of music your dad gets a handjob to. Tool is just a crunchy vineyard jam band now.

meh

Nickleback fucking sucks balls. I'd rather listen to Tragically Hip any day when it comes to Canadian rock bands.

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Liking Tool is admitting you are a tone deaf white sociopath

Tool always sucked

Undertow was their last good album. They decided they wanted to be King Crimson after that. Did you really like those 20 minute progressive rock songs?

Ew.. nickleback are the best Canadian music but in fairness Canada makes VERY bad music (celine dion, bieber, drake, josh?)

Listen to "this means war" or "revolution" will change your mind about nickleback

"deep" music for people that dont quite get music

how do we get back to the proper tool timeline?

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Dude give it a chance! They used 100 different microphones to record the drums. They sound HUGE. Each song has a minimum of 12 time changes and no song is under 8 minutes long. The singer makes his own wine! They built their own recording studio out in the desert so no record company men could bother them. How cool is that?! You've got to admire their commitment to their craft. On one track they recorded the sound of termites eating through a piece of wood from an old rocking chair that Maynard's grandad DIED in oh my god I'm going to cum

I'm gonna be honest I hate this

Kek

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wrong, white people should be listening to stuff like Munknörr and Adrian Von Ziegler.

Check out their newer stuff it definitely sounds Tool-ish
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Someone has to give Maynard AIDS.

Never been more disappointed in an album. Still my favourite band, though.

Such a mediocre album. Tool fanboys are fucking pretentious faggots.

nickleback blatantly tried to ripoff Dr Hook..that's when I cringed hard

Nah I saw them live a couple times almost 20 years ago and they were good. Stop being edgy.

It took so long to remember just what happened
I was so young and vestal then
You know it hurt me
But I'm breathing so I guess I'm still alive
Even if signs seem to tell me otherwise
I've got my hands bound
My head down, my eyes closed
And my throat wide open
Do unto others what has been done to you
I'm treading water
I need to sleep a while
My lamb and martyr, you look so precious
Won't you come a bit closer
Close enough so I can smell you
I need you to feel this
I can't stand to burn too long
Released in this sodomy
For one sweet moment I am whole
Do unto you now what has been done to me
You're breathing so I guess you're still alive
Even if signs seem to tell me otherwise
Won't you come just a bit closer
Close enough so I can smell you
I need you to feel this
I need this to make me whole
There's release in this sodomy
For I am your witness that
Blood and flesh can be trusted
And only this one holy medium brings me piece of mind
Got your hands bound, your head down
Your eyes closed
You look so precious now
Show me something
Thought I could make it end
Thought I could wash the stains away
Thought I could break the circle if I
Slipped right into your skin
So sweet was your surrender
We have become one
I have become my terror
And you my precious lamb and martyr
I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this
Shit blood and cum on my hands
I've come round full circle
My lamb and martyr, this will be over soon
You look so precious

"The animal should therefore be killed within the circle, or triangle, so that its energy cannot escape. for the highest spiritual working, one must accordingly choose that victim which contains the greatest and purest force, a child of male perfect innocence and high intelligence is the most satisfactory and suitable victim." (page 95)
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It's not bad but I only listen to late romantic twelve tone poly chordal orchestrations now

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OOF

Swans is great, but they have more to do with No Wave than Progressive Metal. Try again.