Why would I waste my time trying to have sex when I can just play Minecraft

Why would I waste my time trying to have sex when I can just play Minecraft

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don't you want aids

this is just natural selection. if you don't bother having sex nature never intended on having you breed, aka you're useless. so just enjoy playing minecraft with no worries then

I had to stop playing Minecraft because carpal tunnel syndrome started acting up

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have you made your mind on whether you're going to stream your games or not?

>nature never intended on having you breed
Stop being wrong about things

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I'll probably post them on YouTube. I have two hours of footage

one of these diseases is incurable and results in immediate death the next time the flu circulates
one of these diseases is preventable and only makes it hard to drive in your old age
the choice is already made

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pls post channel link

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if nature gave a fuck about you you would've banged like everyone else your age, instead you're playing minecraft :)

wonderful, please do keep us informed

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op is going to save his money for when he's old and can care for children instead of having 7 bastard children by age 25 like a stupid nigger
don't tell me you created some happy accidents with several women already you stupid nigger

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you mean he can't support himself and a family already? really is a fucking failure jesus. stick to minecraft lmao

I don't know what it is

My wife akari akaza is so cute

ok post your video when you have it and I'll find your channel

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post zoomer channel so I can dab on it

animate his video intro

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heavy dubstep and an overly stylized version of the akariface with cool guy shades on
it works for everybody else

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if you don't make this I'm doing it personally
I need to see this

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no
le dank and forced akarin face

It does sound like fun to make but I don't know if I have the chops to complete it
I have my last test of the year in an hour which means I might be pretty drunk in about an hour and a half
I might be easily coercable into doing stupid shit like this

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