ITT: Things your parents did to you that you wont do to your kids

ur penis got chopped up

LMAO, LAND OF THE FREE AND THE MANGLED PENIS.

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this

>Chase them around the house and beat them with belts
>"lose" their inheritance money from their great aunt that was supposed to pay for college
>let them rot away playing WoW when they should be making something of themselves

They won't beg for internet or the latest device because they won't have friends. Mom and dad will be their friends and they won't need to leave the compound.

>we did it to make you stronger

Raise them as gendervoid

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the mark of the goblino
youtube.com/watch?v=TZ77xBgIA9s

>let them rot away playing WoW when they should be making something of themselves

You did this to yourself boy, don't blame ur parents, I payed for my own college too and my parents beated me with flip flops and a couple times with a belt.

I played wow and wasted part of my life until I realised I was wasting my life and took a shit warehouse job to save for uni.

Grow up

Your fucking ID is literally "buy child pornographic" KYS

So you're training them to be antisocial austistic freaks? Got it.

>mfw I actually own this car in black and red

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beat and blamed their unhappiness on me

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaàaaa... yeah.

>be 17, have to move out because mom decided to remarry, mive in with new husband, new husband has no space for me. THANKS. I hadn't even finished highschool yet.
Yeah, had a friend that this happened to. My parents let him crash at my house until he graduated high school and went to college. Its crazy that some parents pull this shit.

This was 13 years ago when I was still in high school. I was using it as an escape due severe depression and an anxiety disorder which no one ever cared to ask me about. Yeah, I figured it out and got myself out of the rut on my own, but it would have been nice to have some support from my parents so I didn't waste so many years of my life. Teenagers are fucking dumb and will destroy themselves with hedonism if given the chance.

>son sorry you're going to have to move down to the basement now.

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>Don't let their dicks get mutilated
>Teach them things like money management at an early age
>Don't force them to go to college
>Don't let them become products of the average american public school (You don't learn shit and it's so easy you're basically taught how to cheat rather then actually try)
>Explain to them that you should never chase a paycheck
>Get them interested in reading, to the point where they seek knowledge more than cheap highs
>Homeschool, but not in the autistic way that makes it so they never interact with other human beings and become introverted retards
And the most important one:
>Force them to get out of their comfort zones and do things besides be home all day

Not open up a savings account for when they get old.

Not let them make any decisions for themselves.

Be irrationally mad sometimes just to keep them in check.

OP, find me one woman who prefers uncut to cut. It's aesthetically unpleasing and less hygienic. I'm glad I was cut and will cut my kids. Inb4 kike.

We had a guest bedroom. I really don't have any complaints about how my parents raised me. They didn't spoil me but they also only whipped me when I really fucked up and deserved it.

If your son (s) want to be cut for aesthetic reasons they can do so when they're adults. Their choice. Not yours.

It is his choice though, maybe it shouldn't be but that's not how it works in practice.

You faggots need to man the fuck up. Your parents didnt have crystal balls. They couldnt have prepared you for events that werent a thing when they were young

KEK legendary ID

>t.failed parent boomer

>find me one woman who prefers uncut to cut

Most of the world, kike. Also, cutting your sons for women is cucktier behavior, basically sacrificing your son for a woman's fickle opinions.

Its a buy signal. ETH reversal imminent

Every girl I've ever been with has been enthusiastic about me being unmutilated. Circumcision is a Jewish ritual that was invented to reduce sexual pleasure and prevent men from masturbating. You're literally jewing your kid out of having naturally functioning manhood.

i wonder (((who))) is behind this post

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I love my parents but dam they are shitty with money

They gave me 3 grand to go to the university...

Mfw my daughter is 3,5 years old and already got the double saved in their college fund

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fuck you

I know it makes it sound like my parents were horrible but I'm just saying the things that made "growing up" very hard for me.

I have a job, my own house, all that jazz. It was just hard as fuck to break out on my own because my parents basically coddled me for my entire life.

my parents circumcised me because theyre muslim. hasn't really done me any harm desu. people are always going to say that it harms the nerve endings, won't feel good during sex blah blah blah but it's not like i have a point of comparison anyway, nutting still feels good. they just thought they were doing the best for me so whatever

Idk the only thing really is go to a public school which I def wouldn’t s to my kids

Mangled penis detected.

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wtf user, why so antisemitic?

>hasnt done me any *haram

Hahahha it fucking is. Praise kek.

It depends so much on where you live though. My public school district was one of the highest rated in the state and had a massive tax base so it was probably better than even some private schools in big cities. I live in a city now and sort of ironically it's cited as one of the worst in the state. I would never sent my kids to this city district, but would for sure move somewhere in the suburbs when the time comes. I had no idea how terrible some public school district in the US are, especially is big cities. A lot are corrupt from top to bottom and the kids get dealt the ultimate shit deal with anything that happens, from teachers unions, school boards, creep teachers, employees, the list goes on.

We said we DONT want to circumcise our kids you dipshit

I'm more concerned that I won't be able to provide for my kids like my parents were able to do for me. They're literally millionaires.

learning from the mistakes of the past is how we build a better tomorrow. there's no need to be butthurt

But your parents do on you. ;)

yuropoor here in a relationship with american girl who loves my intact dick
objectively, most women probably form their preference based on the men they have loved more than whether it's cut or uncut
there's no hygiene problem unless you're some disgusting slob who doesn't shower at all

im circumcised and i have hair growing halfway up the shaft of my penis.
my life is hell.

same FUCK
dad literally went from the village to millions, i cant even compare

That's the point you mouthbreather

no idea

first step is actually finding a gf to make them with

too bad im literally deformed so fuck that lma0

He uses bitcoin irl

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But they are right.
Kids are a misfortune.
I ditched 3 hoes who poured me 3 lil' hoes and now I'm happy. Not so sure about them though.

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R u me? Dad was born to working-class parents in Brimingham who didn't love him and managed to be a professional rugby star, a doctor, AND a CEO of a billion dollar company.

You know she will get dat BBC raw in college, on your hard earned dollarios.
That is only available if there won't be a major Crash™ and you lose all her money.
In this case she will still get dat BBC but in your house.

Is this a real ad or a meme? Is American really that consumer oriented?

>buycp

What did kek mean by this

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nice just bought 100k

>drink alcohol EVERYDAY and disrupt studying and sleep, even when an exam is the next day
>give them unhealthy food and garbage full of sugar
>teach them absolutely fuck all (and i mean LITERALLY absolutely fuck all)
>keep trying to take away things that they love (e.g. a computer)
>try to make them become like you if they're completely different
>call them names and make fun of them
>abandoning them and seeing them once every month or two (my dad after i turned 12. i cut him from my life 4 years ago)

...and the list goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on...

Not sure if it's real and it would obviously be a bad joke if it was but it absolutely would not be out of place. Shit is pretty fucked here with that kind of stuff. It wouldn't be so bad if there was a functioning not retarded/not scammy safety net, but we don't even have that

dad was born into a village in Malaysia, did some busking, then got into a few bands, some of them got famous, when they broke up they got into production, from there he and most of the people from a record label bought an airline and he became a high ranking member of the company which is highly successful now. so yeah, basically, just the other side of the world

>father left when I was 11, never saw him again
>both grandfathers are dead
>no uncles in country
>no brothers
>short

I grew up with no male role models, everything was guess-and-check. I fucking hate it and I hate myself. A happy life seems like an impossibility

My dad hated the soviet union so much he prevented me from learning formal russian/ukranian while loving stateside. I'll make sure my kids know their mother tongue better than me

Modern society doesn’t understand how valuable good male role models are, it’s a tragedy

Abandonment

Worse thing you can do to a child is sexually abuse them but after that it is abandoning them all together to fend for themselves without ever knowing the love and comfort of parents.

I was self conscious about my uncut chad my whole life till i finally got laid. Turns out, a dick glides better into vagoo with that skin sheath and girls take notice, especially American whores who've only had cut dick

This.
Fucking selfish fucks.

>We plan to homeschool and I won't even let them have a smartphone or the internet.
Sup.

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raise them

I have 5 kids in 3 different countries, and I am only 30
going for 6 right now with a 20 y/o that started begging me to knock her up the second time we slept together
she thinks I work here and that I want to stay with her
I will be gone as soon as she confirms she is pregnant
objective is to have 10 kids around the world
then when the youngest reaches age 18 I will contact them and invite them to a private island. There I will explain that they are here to receive their significant inheritance,
and the way the inheritance is determined is through battle royale - the last one alive will receive everything
a countdown will begin, and I will leave on my helicopter to my yacht, where I will observe them from afar.

in this way I will determine who is the most ruthless and clever, and therefor is going to use my wealth in the most interesting and possibly evil way

you must be black

Cutting a part of their penis will help them in life - logic

left me uncircumcised

I assure you, I am extremely white. Colonial, oppressive, patriarchal anglo-saxon that is rebuilding the empire of his forefathers. They lost everything by 1910 and moved to the USA. I will have it back.

I desire a ruthless Asian son to manage my ventures in the pacific region, and keep these seamonkies in check. Only a child raised here will hate it enough to want to crush it into dust and squeeze a few drops of gold out of it.

One day I might start a white family, but only after I have seen what direction North America of western europe takes in the next decade.

>black person
>planning for the future
Kek

This is a weird larp

No larp.

You can think feminism for that.

Thank

Fuck off pedo

This, I can't wait to fix their mistake.

About that circumcision thing

>be like 4
>parents explain to me what circimcusion is
>"do u want to be circimcused user?"
>"why would i want part of my dick cut off"
>"okay"

And that's how I avoided circimcusion.

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Seek out and befriend men of virtue. Find good mentors. Do Not. I repeat DO NOT date/fuck their daughters or sisters.

Your father was right faggot

>This
Circumcision makes it easier to rape. My ex used to produce about 0ml natural lubricant, felt like fucking agony every time I put it in her, like I was tearing my dick. Why do you think Jews and muslims are over represented as sex offenders? It's because they don't need a woman's arousal in order to penetrate her. Why jew doctors have got away with this shit on us is beyond me.

You Americans have to start fucking watching this series. Seriously, are you all fucking brainlets that can't find out the truth: youtube.com/watch?v=gCSWbTv3hng

nice larp

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No he wasn't. The right to do is shipping him back.

I actually have decent parents, only thing I would do different is push my children to be less lazy(I refused to take extra math classes for some national contests when I was 11 and that fucked a lot of things later on). It's not their fault I was born a psycho I guess

Kids who have less do better later in life on their own merit.

t. Kid who didn't have much and had to work odd jobs to afford a few things.

I'm not too worried about resources. As long as my children are intelligent, and I provide them with food/safety/security/education, they will figure the rest out on their own. Giving them too many toys or nice things will only spoil them and fail to prepare them for the world.

Honestly, that is the worst thing a parent can do for their kids. Spoil them and fail to prepare them for real life, because it's easier at the time to just shower them with gifts.

Why learn your mother tongue if you are never going back anyway? It's pointless

Why not? It's a marketable skill. I speak 2.5 languages and it comes in handy. Employers love it when you speak something other than Americanese.

It's significant harder to learn a language as you get older. If you have children it's best to teach them your native tongue when they're young.

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