...guys, I think we might be near the bottom

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In this case you'd get rekt beyond repair, though

I laughed out loud

Ive been shorting BTC this whole time. I’ve been teaching others and I’ve gotten my neighbors and coworkers into shorting the market and we are all making a lot of money together shorting BTC and Ethereum. I’m really popular now among my friends because I’m making so much money from shorting the market, a lot of them are making accounts in bitmex now because of me. I can’t wait for this bear market to continue for the next 5 years until I have enough money from shorting to buy a house and hopefully a nice car. Shorting is the best guaranteed way to make money in the longterm

i feel like such a retard for only learning about short selling bitcoin just today.

it all makes sense now. whatever is being advertised is congruent with the directional swing of the markets. before everyone was teaching people how to trade/invest in cryptos -->crash...now it's everyone teaching people how to short sell cryptos..

but if you look at google trends and keyword analytics, that already peeked before

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Where can you short ETH?

holy kek first coinbase then it was trading shitcoins on binance and now they want to completely wipe them by making them trade on bitmex wtf

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what's wrong with bitmex?

Pretty shady, the system gets "overloaded" anytime there is any reasonable swing.

Pricing will always have weird bursts that do not sync up even remotely with other exchanges.

In general it is all setup like a casino for you to lose money, if you do not use too much leverage and hold a long or short for over 24 hours it is a great platform, but if you are planning on trying to catch swings get ready to get burned.

fug

which exchange do you recommend then?

nothing wrong with Bitmex

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This user gets it. Shorters, bears and bitmex foreverrrrrr and everrrrre!!!

Straight to 50k

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It's a sound premises. When all the idiots think "learning" to leverage short and immediately executing it, is a good idea, long looks very attractive.

Yeah exactly. I was too late to long bitcoin in 2017, it would be amazing to long it at the absolute bottom and net a lot of BTC that is increasing.

user we aren’t meming though? Shorting literally is the new paradigm now. I’m going to spread this on Twitter, Facebook, YouTube everything everywhere. Everywhere and everyone, Short short short short short short!!!!! Short to -$0 !!! Until not even 1 penny is left and then the BTC ceo will owe me money :) Did you not hear that everyone is shorting now? Omg like shorting is brilliant! BTC will ofc go down forever. You didn’t think that it would stop going down did you? Didn’t you hear? $5k by end of minute, $4k by end of hour, $1k end of day, and triple digits back to sub $100 end of week!! Shorting is the best way to success!! I’m writing a book on shorting. Shorters, bears and bitmex foreverrrrrr and everrrrre!!!

one that doesnt let you use leverage or short as you are too stupid to figure it out.

i though the bottom was around 2K

do you also have a course I can buy on shorting? Perhaps a live webinar I can attend as well?

This

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this

"how to short bitcoin" articles were all the rage right as bitcoin went from 7k to 4k

then went to 20k

>what is context

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Just started shorting. I can’t believe I haven’t done this earlier it was so easy.

I KNOW RIGHT?? WHAT COULD GO WRONG???

SHORTING BITCOIN _IS_ THE _TRUE_ WAY TO BE A MILLIONAIRE, THE WHALES COULD ONLY HIDE IT FROM US SO LONG

He thinks eets dee bottom.

Pump eet.

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>the bottom

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Just stop, it's obvious you're falseflagging and you aren't very good at it.