Take shit

>take shit
>wipe ass until paper is clean
>butthole still smells like shit

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Thanks just shorted 100k dirty buttholes

then it wasnt clean retard

>not using banana peels

i know it sounds unpleasant but you have to isolate the paper around one finger and go a couple millimeters up your asshole and scrape around the rim. after that, wetting some tp wet with a sink/toilet water and getting the rim again will get rid of a lot of shit hiding around up there. everytime i do this, without fail my asshole will smell pretty much clean and totally eatable

How do you smell your butthole?!

Use wet wipes, insert finger into the Asshole and clean it out. Use wet wipe to maintain the area. Clean as shit.

>Business & Finance

Unironically, this.

yes pajeet, this is normal no more streets. you will get the technique for wiping mastered soon.

Toilet paper is not strong enough, especially when wet. If you follow your methodology, you’ll have large fragments of toilet paper stuck a few millimeters up your ass..

Bonus, wtf is a millimeter. Use inches or gtfo

>2018
>not owning a bidet that shoots water up your ass

Uh, it's an asshole, asshole. What the fuck would you assume it smell like? Flowers?

Hahhahahaahahhahhahahah

>wipe ass until toilet paper is clean
>take out a wet wipe
>completely covered in shit
>mfw toiletpaperfags literally walk around with shit crumbs falling out of their ass

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If you got shit on your hand and wipe it with dry paper its still going to smell right?

I eat my gfs ass all the time and she just uses toilet paper, and I never taste any shit.

> go eat some bacon muslim garbage

i've mastered the technique so that no tp gets up there. using wet wipes royally fucks up your sewage tank, plus they are not available in public places unless you want to carry them around.

adapt to your environment or fall to the bottom

>He doesn't use dampened toilet paper
>He doesn't lean over to his sink to wet the toilet paper and then wipe his ass

Fag

That's disgusting

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Yea but why would she taste like shit though when girls don't poop.

>tfw you take the perfect shit and you wipe and the toilet paper is clean

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this is Bullshit, there is always something there

>shower after pooping master race. pornstar tier butthole

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Sewage tanks?? Millimeters?? What 3rd world country are you from??

Flushable wet wipes disintegrate, and are equally as safe to use as your precious toilet paper.. plus they smell amazing.

Wet wipes can clog some toilets if you use a lot at once. I have a trash can in my bathroom so I dispose of them in there.

rub jewish chemical on your asshole bros, buttchug chemtrails bros

>take shit
>shower
>take a second shit after

your plan falls apart here

full penetration deep clean is the only way to go if you're trying to get your ass eaten

anything less than that is rude and insensitive to your sexual partner. if you'd feel embarrassed to have a girl's tongue all the way up your ass, chances are your asshole isn't clean enough

Reported

Safer than you taking your husbands deep jizz shot up there, that’s for sure

also double check em. butt gang

you should probably stop eating Big Macs fatfuck

If you got shit on your hand would you be content with just wiping it off with paper? No, you would wash it. Disgusting American pigs with no bidets. You all walk around with smelly assholes.

You never heard the phrase 'he's doing his business'???

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>not cleaning out butthole with soap and hot water immediately after dumping
you filthy pleb

>have good diet
>wipe ass after shitting
>tp still clean just a tiny bit wet
>turd is a solid log as big as my forearm

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Thanks for letting me know

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That’s so hot.

t. bidet power user

Laughed out loud

>taking 2 shits that close together

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sergey is a dingle berries gourmet
prove me wrong

Wtf you throw shitty wipes into a fucking trash can?? Are you a fucking nigger or something??

Dude, there’s def still shit in there

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>Use inches or gtfo
Use a totally retarded unit of measurement that makes no sense and only people stupid enough to use it are americans

No they don't disentegrate.
Are you Mexican?

>news today
>Nigeria news
Checks out

Freshly baked bread user. Freshly baked bread.

nice irony trips

This. You can use regular toilet paper to clean up the moisture left behind by the wipes once you've thoroughly cleansed your asshole, but the entirety of the shit removal should be done with wipes.

Absolute kek