Stop right there! I will conduct a preventive control for all anons on this board...

Stop right there! I will conduct a preventive control for all anons on this board. No one is allowed to post in another thread until it is confirmed that they are straight. Everyone who is infected with the gay will be put in quarantine.

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My dear sir, I am an avid consumer of POSTUMS food coffee! As such, there is simply no conceivable way that I could be homosexual.

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Unironically kill yourself

Jow Forums is /yugo/

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You pass
You fail. Coffee is gay. You will be put on quarantine

based and yugopilled

>Greece
You're not in the position to judge. Go back to wrestling naked in the streets of Athens you hairy fucking mongoloid.

I am not infected with the gay and I hope that my anime posting doesn't sway your diagnosis

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You are first on the chopping block, slavshit rapebaby.
Oh no no sir, it isnt real coffee. Look into it why don’t you?
The absence of caffeine and lack of coffee beans in POSTUMS means that all gay has been drained from it.

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I'm attracted to traps. Does that mean I have the gay demon in m-me?

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Yes. Traps are gay and so are you
You are in no position to talk muhhamad
A bevearage that is a fake coffee? That's even gayer!
I will keep an eye on you

Appreciate it m8

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I’m starting to wonder if you are truly a licensed doctor

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I am doing what's right not what's legal

Don't turn your nose up at free medical advice fella.

how bad is it doc?

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You are fine and fluffy

Let me through, doctor. I have cunny to smash.

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hello i like the woman

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

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Cunny smashing is indeed a chad activity. The most antigay thing in existance. Free pass!
WOOF WOOF WOOF->QUARANTINE
No you don't. You suck dick

im slav haha cyka blyat kill gay man

I'm med haha malaka kill gay man

I’m an incel but not gay
Only sucked like 3 cocks. Put that behind me now.

Unless you were a heroincel, that's not an excuse.

Great answer doc, now you’re the one who has passed my test.

Greece inspection more like yeast infection.

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Cocksucker

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Reminder that trans """""""people""""""""" deserve the shock.

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This post says it all.

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I know for certain that I am not gay but if the test says positive then it must be the bagel I had in the morning

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OP you will be "put in quarantine" for literally giving a shit about something that isn't hurting anyone or you

Say that to the people in prison

can I go now?

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Nope, i'm straight.

yonkers the closet fag

I drink vodka, squat and kick gheyses in the head.

I like the smell of cunt that mixes with vaginal hair and sweat, a mere whiff renders my cock a rod of solid marble and fury, uncontained by condoms, waiting to plunge into the wet hot abyss hidden amongst the dense foliage.
Is my degeneracy gay?

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i'm not even a fan of closets. pls frick off