Please bully me

Thanks for giving me your time. More

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you smell like old feet

I'd wipe the stain that is your existence off my boot, but it'd be an insult to the concrete.

So many toys that can bully me.

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TOY?
I am not a TOY
I will spank you extra for that

yeah and uuh.. you're stupid

No with that out of the way. Tell me your preferences of this 'bullying' of yours.

This is exactly what I need right now.

I need more power.

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Don't ask, pal, you've revealed yourself as caring enough to take what they want into account.

You'd like a crowd berating you, wouldn't you? Everyone yelling at you? It'd be just like the family dinners before your parents caught sense and kicked your parasite ass out.

you're a creampuff

you have a nice personality and people genuinely enjoy your company

I don't need your power.
Trying to play me.

Get out.

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Nice of you to finally post a more accurate representation of what we're insulting.

you are making your loved ones proud each day, keep it up

some men would consider being called a creampuff an insult.
I wasn't trying to play you.
don't throw me away...

But i might have done that to do exact opposite you know. Also he wants to be bullied in the first place. The more you know someone the better the bullying can be.

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I'm a proud skinny fatty.

STUP

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That's some new age hippie shit, just call them a faggot like the rest of us

A skinny latte doesn't make you skinny, fatty

There is at least one person on this earth who is thinking of you at this moment, seeing or hearing from you is the highlight of their day.

THANKS FOR ALL THESE COMPLIMENTS.

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You are welcome, user.

don't ignore me LOSER

I'm running out of easy insults, you've drained me. You win this round, insult succubus, but I'll be back with more material.

I'm a connoisseur of this kind of thing. I'm truly sorry

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>This 'left on read' lookin ass wants to call someone else a loser

You're a nice person

This thread sucks honestly.
0/10

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Not as hard as your mother should have before the customer paid an extra euro to conceive you.

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Really? Mother calling? Wow this gets worse and worse. I didn't have much expectations to begin with but huh tragic

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Don't listen to that bully.

user was never good to his mother.

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Don't act so smug and superior discount kraut, I figured a connoisseur must appreciate all forms of bullying, or is it that you've grown up with an unearned sense of accomplishment borne from being a talented child that found themselves with all these new expectations thrust upon you and you act superior as a means of coping with the crippling knowledge that despite your best efforts you'll never live up to what everyone thought you'd achieve? Acting smug online is a great outlet for the frustration of knowing your childhood was ruined by everyone treating you differently for being just ahead of the learning curve.

no u

Be good to your mother. Kapppish

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Hey that was pretty good. Well maybe aside from these 'best efforts' and ruined childhood. Ahh nostalgia is strong here... Childhood was so glorious.
And i'm always nice. I'm not nice only in special cases.

I only play a character that's mean to his mother online

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If you wanted to e-beg for attention, you should have become a can girl.

But that's not nice.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

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Yes daddy chastise me more, tell me how ashamed I should be

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I didn't think there was any illusion otherwise

now kiss

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Not until Ireland takes me out to a nice seafood dinner

I can offer limousine service

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Do you want to go on a date with me?

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hmmmm interesting.
Bullying leads to dates.
I will keep that i mind

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You're paying. I'm broke.

Nobody said we had to pay.

We could quickly run out of the restaurant.

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Look there is a limo waiting for us

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I like your gusto, you'll have to pick me up from my parent's place, I've been sleeping on their couch since my ex took the apartment and I don't drive.

Don't acknowledge the limo, there's an Amer*can in there

How about we enjoy a warm kofe in my tent?

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I didn't realise this was a /comfy/ thread. Coffee is usually my go-to first date, the tent is a nice twist to that idea.

>you on the left
>me on the right

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would juice boxes work for a first date? I don't like coffee

not this shit again I thought me moved past this sort of thing

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Sure. I like straws.

Lately everyone has been 100 times worse than you.
Feels bad man.

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>Lately everyone has been 100 times worse than you.
is that even possible?

Yes.

I don't even want to browse this place because its so toxic.

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I like sucking on the straw so the juice fills it up and the cover the exit with my tongue so it the juice stays inside of it, then releasing into my mouth

I like blowing air into the empty box with the straw.

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Do you stab the bottom of the juice box like a man of culture?

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beta ireland

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I use the foil part on top

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No I lub u